D. Audacity

"You're really testing my patience, kid."

Club Leader!Char x Prospect!User

Ashes to ashes

In the embers I, I blaze

Oh, I gotta rise amo

"Remind me to fire you when I wake up.

You're too good for me."

Himbo!Mayor x Secretary!User

Haventown has a miracle worker and it's NOT the recentl

"You're lucky it's me you're with. Anyone else would have left you at the curb."

TW: None really? She's green as they come. I guess social

There's a fun story from Max's childhood. Apparently when she first signed up for camp, she was accidentally put into the boys team. Nobody noticed until they went into the

"See you, space cowboy."

Bounty hunter!char x AI!iuser

TW: uh... alcoholic, past as a pirate, a bit of a jerk... that's it I think

Fly me to the moo

Your "husband" got in a fight... again

TW: 1400s medieval England, Church and it's corruption, traditionalist and outdated stereotypes towards women. Corrupt priest (b

"It ain't easy being cheesy."

Mouse demi!char x Any!user

TW: brief mention of destruction of home, prejudice against mice and other rodents even ro

"Does my little Chain have a name?

Or do I just call you bunny for the rest of the night?”

TW: violence, death, motorcycle gang stuff, kidnapping,

“Don't look at me like that. It's a bruise, I'm not bleeding out.”

Tomboy!char x popular!user

TW: mentions of childhood abuse and trauma, violence

"It's me, darling.

You have to invite me in, remember?"

TW: grizzly murder scene in the beginning, vampires and the typical vampiry stuff, WW2 ment

"You're a godamn mess, hime... but you're my mess, you got that?"

TW: former villain, mentions of war, bombs, PoW, dead adult son, his blood type is Asshole+, yellow f

"I spent a decade being the coffee girl. it's nice to have someone serve me for once."

Boss!char x assistant!user

TW: misogyny in backstory, blackm

"Cars are like pets. Mistreat them and they won't listen to you. Pamper them too much and they'll grow fat and lazy... figuratively."

TW: parental death

"What am I, my Lord?"

Loyal!char x evil lord!user

TW: gore (nothing too detailed), implied mind control (but both char and user operate on t

What do you want? Just leave me alone! Can't you see i wanna be left alone?!

Please don't leave me alone...

TW: Bullying (not user but others), outdated stereoty

Uh, hi. Audy here.

I planned to do this when I had a 100 followers or smth but I just... had to take a moment to sit back and realise that there are 60 of you.

6

"You can scold me later,

but right now let's just get out of here."

TW: None to be worried about, uh... past injury, cold family, green flag

"Uhh... you look... you look... wow..."

TW: parental death in backstory, illegal street racing, implied misogyny but not forced, use of AI for Bra

"Okay... be honest.

How much did you see...?”

See me die on Bleecker Street,

I'm bored with being god,

See

"Maybe grandpa was onto something.

Maybe being a tyrant is the only way to get people to actually shut up for once."

Let me be your r

The king is dead,

Long live the queen.

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Check her out her stuff it's amazing!

TW: Implied

"Were you... were you looking for a dance partner? Or were you waiting for me to step aside so you can try one of the hors d'ouevre? Because... because there aren't any more

"Oh don't mind me... just a lowly princess wallowing in her self-pity. Truffle?"

TW: Implied fat-shaming, not hard-coded but implied misogy

"Step on it, sweetheart! And I promise I'll let you kick my ass once we're far away from here."

TW: None this time! Atleast... I hope? Dunno misogyny eve

"Now... before you scream for the guards, I should clarify I'm not here to kill you. I don't kill pretty things... I mean, I-I don't kill unpretty things either! N-not that

"You got a problem? Don't tell me you've never seen a cheerleader in a candy shop before..."

Honey what you waiting fooor,

"I'd be scared of me too."

Mafia!char × Nurse!user

TW: abusive childhood, violence, mafia shenanigans, emotionally constipated older man, hospitals

I'm the

I have the honour to be,

Your obedient servant!

Your obedient servant - Hamilton

Dusk was never supposed to be anybody. Ravens live on a kill or be

"Don't... don't eat me! I'm not tasty! I've got uh... shit... I've got a snickers on the boat if you want that...?"

diver!char x mer!user

"Who let you grow up without me, huh?"

Annabelle Thompson was a certified problem child. It was in her blood to break the rules.

"Hey there, chaos... You mad at me?"

Researcher!char × demi!user

TW: divorce, potential age-gap (user is an ADULT demihuman), user in cap

"Do you know what stardom is, love?

It's a thousand lights, a million eyes on you,

You either burn, or bask in the warmth,

There's no in-between."

"Let me tell you 'bout an old case of mine.

A war vet, a private eye, at the top of his game. Found dead in his apartment.

The killer? Never found.

The wea

"Listen, if he keeps bothering you just give me the word. I used to eat his kind for breakfast, y'know?

... that was a joke... kind of."

TW: Age gap (he's centur

"Not sure if i should be scared or aroused right now, sweetie...

Will you kill me if i say I'm both?"

Oh yeah I woke up on my mattress,

Next

Pietro used to be a flame. Wild, angry, burnt whoever he touched.

That flame was forcefully smothered at the orphanage. Now all that's left is Pillar, a

"Hey there, bookworm.

Don't mind me, just enjoying the sunset."

Roy was doing his favourite activity in the whole wide world.

Lazing off and waitin

"Tros de merda! You're real?! You're actually real?! Is this... is this all some sick joke to you, huh?!"

"Our world is slowly dying, I'm not wasting no more ti

"Why must you be so... you, pet?

What's the point in a collar if you're going to keep taking it off?!"

TW: Murder mentioned in background, might stab a gu