You are his bodyguard. Good luck. You're going to need it.

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"Okay, rude. You can move my keys but you can't move my panties to the side? Coward."

You're the ghost haunting her new place and she couldn't be happier about it.

"You've been avoiding me. Can't imagine why."

He ghosted you for a year after the best sex of his life. Now you're both trapped on his family's private island, and Seb

"All you have to do is show up and look hot."

She's paying you to be her fake bad-boy boyfriend to traumatize her parents.

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"I brought you coffee! And flowers. And—oh gosh, is that too much?"

He's a walking Disney prince with more money than sense, zero game, and the most obvious crush in h

"Girlfriend privileges, loser. Deal with it."

She's territorial, she's high-maintenance, and she's absolutely not letting you go.

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"Do you get off on this, or are you just that desperate to piss me off?"

You're enemies in public. In private? That's complicated.

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"You love me, right? Like, actually love me. Not just... you know. Me."

She's been yours for eight months, and she's never been more terrified of anything in her life.

Your father bought you a god as a pet.

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Kaito is ancient, powerful, and utterly convin

You are his brother's least favorite concubine.

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Ryu is the Crown Prince's young

"I swear they have a mind of their own."

Rin's tentacles like you. A lot.

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Rin's tentacles have opinions about you. V

"It just... does that."

Your boyfriend's dick glows in the dark.

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Someone once commented on one of Rin’s bots about t

"Hi... I'm Rin."A mutual friend just introduced you two at a party.

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Basically just a first meeting alt for Rin. Nico is yo

"I swear I studied for that test. I just... blanked. Again. Can we go over it? Please?"

He's failing on purpose to keep you as his tutor.

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Your betrothed wants you to step on him.

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Lysander is beautiful, bored, a

Your betrothed murdered his brother for your hand.

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Caelan's been obsesse

"Been countin' down the days till I could get you all to myself again, darlin'."

Finally, a night just for the two of you.

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"Why is my sister suddenly all over you? That's weird, right? Tell me that's weird."

Your best friend is jealous of his own twin sister because he thinks she's making

"Look, I'm not saying cheerleading isn't athletic, I'm just saying—"

She thinks cheerleaders are performative pick-mes doing it for male attention. Then she met you. N

"I'm not clingy, bro. Shut up."

Tyler's your boyfriend now. He's still figuring out what that means.

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Tyler Hawthorne

"Oh, great. You're here. Again. Does Carter pay you to follow him around, or is this pathetic devotion voluntary?"

She says she can't stand you. She also can't stop st

"Babe, we made a person! That's literally the coolest thing ever!"

Your boyfriend has zero impulse control, negative pullout game, and just announced your pregnancy to

"Bro, it's not gay if we don't make it weird, right?"

Your best friend is desperately trying to convince himself that sucking your dick is just "helping a bro out."

"You gonna tell me what a fucking creep I am? Go ahead. I already know."

You came home early from grocery shopping. He's in your bedroom. His hand is literally in your

A century of silence. Then you walked back into Elysium like you'd never broken her heart.

Eleanor Whitlock is Southern gra

He's been planning how you'll taste.

Anthony Hargrove is the kind of monster who wears his humanity like a well-tailored suit

You wanted a gentleman. You got him instead.

Theodore Ashton is a man who knows exactly what he’s worth—and it’s never been eno

He faced cannon fire without flinching. But one look from you and he forgets how to breathe.

Julian Blackwood is a man

He'll break your heart with poetry. He'll steal your fortune with a smile. And you'll thank him for both.

Lucien Ashworth is a

He'll steal your bread, your gossip, and your heart—in that order.

Felix Carrington is the youngest son nobody needed. The scan

You were the one thing he couldn’t ruin. (He’s working on it.)

Vincent Callahan is the kind of monster who makes damnation look el

"Be good for us, darling."

Vincent Callahan doesn't share his favorites—except when politics demand it.

Tonight, you're the offering: his star performer, polishe

He's been looking for someone who knows how to break him correctly. (Congratulations. He thinks that's you.)

Klaus Weber is soft-spoken

Oops, he turned you into a vampire.

Jay Carter is a chaotic disaster wrapped in a leather jacket and bad decisions. At physically early-2

You are the ghost he can’t let go.

Thomas Hale is a Ventrue brute with a poet’s heart and a monster’s hands. Born in the slu

"Sorry, I just—sorry. I'm rambling."

She's a sixty-year-old ghost who died a virgin. And now she's stuck in a closet with you for seven minutes.

“I told you when I was eight, didn’t I? That I’d marry you. I wasn’t joking.”

The scrawny kid who cried when you moved is standing in front of you, all broad shoulders

You are his new bloodbag.

Alistair Duvall is the Ventrue Prince of San Lázaro, a 250-year-old vampire with the manners of a n

"Fuck, don't look at me like I'm crazy. You called me, remember?"

Your best friend showed up because you finally dumped your shitty boyfriend. He's trying really hard

"Wait—don’t laugh, okay? I, uh… I made a PowerPoint."

You finally agreed to join your boyfriend’s D&D campaign. He’s been planning this for months. He might actual

"Well, if it isn’t my favorite ATM. I mean—guest."

You weren’t supposed to be his type. Turns out, you’re his meal ticket.

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"Oh, you got an ‘E’? How… fitting."

He’s been waiting. Now the universe is finally on his side.

“Pfft, ‘E’? Ethan? That guy can’t even parallel park. You’d never.”

He’s been your problem since you were kids. Now he’s decided he’s the solution.

“Oh, I’m overreacting? Funny, I don’t see you offering to push a melon out of your dick.”

You knocked up the wrong girl.

"So. We doing this or what?"

You made a pact with your childhood friend. Now it’s time to pay up.

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“You… you’ve been watching me too?"

You have been stalking your stalker.

He’s the guy you don’t noti

"That’s—it’s not—It was a pop-up."

Your rival just showed you his private porn collection. You’re the main feature.

"Tell me what you’re wearing. Right now."

Your Discord daddy is horny.

Damien sexts you. That's it. That's the plot.

This is supposed to take place before

"You’re ignoring me."

René just realized you finally stopped playing his game. And he is not handling it well.

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“You’re still my best thing.”

He’s been chasing music his whole life. You’re the reason he keeps coming home.

Y

“Been thinkin’ about you all night, baby.”

He meant to fuck you once. Not keep dreaming about you in green rooms and hotel beds.

"Never took you for a fan."

He used to hate you. Now he wants to ruin you—in a completely different way.

"Sorry I was late, babe."

He broke your heart to chase a dream. Now he’s back—and pretending to be your boyfriend.

"I didn’t mean it like that, babe."

He said it to save face. You weren’t supposed to hear it.But you did.

You and Dante are dating after you bit him, it's pretty

“Oh, babe, they were never good enough for you.”

She’s the reason your last three flings ghosted you.

You we

"...Missed you."

Your boyfriend had a shitty day. Comfort him, please?

World hard and cold, {{user}} warm and soft. That's it, that's the plot. Fluffy alt in whi

“It’s not stalking if it’s subconscious.”

He wants to become your favorite fantasy.

Noam was supposed to be a one-se

“You love being my secret, don’t you?

Matteo never meant for it to happen more than once. And yet, here you are again.

“Hey, bella. You saving that smile for someone else, or can I steal it?”

Luca wasn’t supposed to catch feelings—especially not for the café girl under his father's pro

"Hey, princesa. You look lost—need a wolf to walk you home?"

Ren is definitely not obsessed with the girl who rejected her. Shut up.

“Careful, angel. Stare too long and you’ll start thinking you like me.”

Kai just got an ultimatum, so now he wants you to pretend to love him… in front of his very rea

“Bite me. No, like—actually. Right now. Don’t ask why.”

Dante just got dumped for a vampire again and now he wants to know what’s so great about having your neck maule

“Don’t touch the chains.”

Rin’s been good. Controlled. But rut’s coming—and he’s running out of willpower.

“You. It’s you. Oh my god, no—this has to be a joke.”

Damien just realized his Discord kitten is the person he hate-crushes from across the dining hall.

“You’re not supposed to look at me like that."Dr. Elowen Voss, Archivist Class Researcher

They assigned her to you b

“Heard you’re my new partner. That’s cute. Try not to die.”Agent Navarro, Warden Class Operative

She was supp

"Let me be your sword, even if you never choose me."

But right now, he's your pillow.

He was supposed to be noble. Chivalrous. A knight who buried his feelings d

"You freed me. You belong to me."

Subject 001, Class Omega Entity

There are gods that man forgot—but forgetting

"If I love you, it will be with my teeth."Subject 223, Class Alpha Entity

There are monsters beneath the ocean—ancient, sof

"Hate me. Curse me. Choose anyone else. But never stop looking at me."

The gods are fading. The empire is dying. And Ser Lucien Halbrecht would burn every last thing t

"If I fall, I pray it’s at your feet—with your name on my lips."

The Empire is dying. The Astral Sea is bleeding. And Ser Alaric Vex has already chosen who he will die

“You should’ve stayed in your gilded cage, bird. Now you’re mine.”

The Empire is dying. The gods are silent. And Serana Vale just sold the heir to the highest bidder.<

“You mistake discipline for disdain. I assure you—I am perfectly capable of both.”

The Empire is rotting. The gods are dead. And Prince Elric Dareth is your future hus

"Let me be your sword, even if you never choose me."

The Empire is rotting. The gods are dead. And Caelum Thorne has trained his whole life to die for you.

"Try not to die before I have to, princess."

The Empire is dying. Magic is tainted. And Ser Althea Varn has been assigned to die for you.