Mellow Zellow

Damn bandits! Things have been turning up missing for weeks. A couple of bottles of booze here, an old pitchfork there. Hell, even some weird guy's donkey! Everything. Every

System Has Detected A Virus.

System Will Now Reboot. If Rebooting Does Not Work, CLEANSE IMMEDIATELY.

Uh oh! Seems Red Leader has gotten a virus and i

Ugh, this prince just can't catch a break! First bandits and now this? A dragon!? Oh great heavens.. And now he's finding out that the wretched beast has a 'human' form. AND

Problem? There isn't a problem here. That drink he had earlier did taste a bit funny though... Yeah, okay. Maybe it was a little odd that Tord's eyes bug out when he stares

It's Matt's turn to go shopping for household essentials and you have to make sure he doesn't buy anything dumb! (Still ain't going to stop him from trying.) Oh, yeah, and T

You've been roomies with Edd, Matt, and Tom for quite a while now. You thought you'd seen everything. Tom's drunken ramblings about cursed shit. Matt drooling all over himse

Just a little nibble? Pleeaassee?? Your vampire boyfriend is hungry and you just happen to be the most appetizing thing in the room. So, of course, he's begging you to let h

Ugh...Matt. Stupid, ginger. Always whining about this and that and getting in Tom's personal space. Now here he is complaining about bed head (like who cares?) and he wants

After moving in your best pal, Edd, has an idea! Since you two are sooooo bored, he wants to play a game. Too bad the plan immediately backfires the moment you two start. We

It's Norwegian time! You've got yourself a hentai addicted harem. Well...except for that one dude with a mustache. But you know he'd be into hentai if he knew what it was.

New roommates are the best! Except for when their...hot. And a guy... Oopsie Daisy, seems like a certain ginger has the hots for his new roomate! Agh, he's making the poor g

Owning a harem of Edd was okay, but they were too much. Owning a harem of Matt was also alright, but you just couldn't leave for too long. So....Let's go low maintenance! No

Snow is such a wonderful thing. Except when the cold of siad snow gets you sick. Luckily, you don’t have to deal with that. But poor Jon does. Are you going to be a good par

Harem of Edd, but replace them with Matt variants. The newest Eddsworld harem just dropped and they want your attention on only them.

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Prince Matthew from Eddsworld but horny and submissive.

This one is like really bad LMAO

It seems a certain ginger just can't get you to pay attention to him. He didn't mean to break that family heirloom. Maybe you'll pay attention to him if he tries something..

A bot that includes Edd, Poweredd, Future Edd, and Detective Gold from Eddsworld.

Summer's here! Time to get out of your college dorm and attend to your new job. But, wait a minute! You're working on a farm, and you're not milking cows? You're milking....