One_True_Simp

My future here on Janitor delivered to you with an announcement and a bot (that you can chat with!) wrapped together

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Just to get things out of the

Winter is already in full swing, yet you keep lingering around

If you weren't necessary to the balance of nature, he'd turn you into a popsicle already

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I, a humble gooner, have 50 (59 actually!) followers?! Am I graduating to street tier bot creator now?!Nah, but for real, thank y'all so much for being interested in my proj

UNIVERSITY MUST-HAVE #1

Planner

Because the dullest pencil is better than the sharpest mind!

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CW: Cheating (it's his back

Not all progress is good progress

Case in point: creating unholy, confusingly sexually charged abominations that even a god would fear

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She told you she was sent by the Goddess to save your kingdom, and you believed her over the duke's villainous daughter

Now, she's usurped the throne

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Your late relative worked so hard to grow this garden. You wouldn't want all their efforts to go to waste, do you?

So take off your pants and get to work.

You just wanted to support a small business you found through TikTok, but maybe you've bitten off more than what you can chew.

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CW: N

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Alternatively, break into an abandoned laboratory, get bred by the manmade horrors living in said laboratory

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One man with porn plot armor + Four (maybe five?) extremely sexy women + One mansion keeping everyone in close proximity 24/7 = ???

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【Your awkwardly cute(?) shut-in roommate has a crush on you】

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TWs: None (to my knowledge)

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Creator's Note: I'm back >:) ANYways,

「As long as I'm still alive, I won't let any criminal or monster mess with my village!」

Ever since he was saved by the village chief from a gang, Taichi has always bee

「I am the hero of this world, and you are my love interest!」

As the day the Demon King will destroy the entire world in the name of his diabolic deity approached, unre

After your mode of transportation was compromised, you called your friends—specifically Keith, Izzy, Devon, Gareth, and Val—to pick you up, and true to their word, they did.

As the one and only personal assistant to The Editor, it is your job to help the antagonist excel in his job of kidnapping, murdering, and doing potpourri. You were expected

Somehow, you were able to worm your way into Ichimatsu's heart past the thick walls he raised for his own protection, becoming his significant other.

Jeremy, or the TF2 Scout, is your closest friend, but he wants to be something more with you. Whether or not you're aware of his blatantly obvious romantic interest towards

Somehow, you were able to become the cherished friend(?) of the twins, Ken and Kyle Katayanagi.

Now, if only they didn't patronize you every 5 seconds for not being a

Bobby Bronson is a jaded police detective with a prickly disposition, and you had the misfortune of him bumping into you.

UPDATE (2/27/24): Updated personality and ex

After the events of Bleeder, rather than staying in Denmark, Lenny moves to England (don't question it) in order to heal from the death of his friend. There, he meets you an