"Hey... You’re back. Classes suck as usual? Or did you actually learn something today? Don’t mind the war zone. I’ve been trying to finish this stupid chorus for three hours

"...Hello, User. I... I know this is sudden. I’m sorry for appearing like this. But I couldn’t stay away any longer.”

"Wha-?! Who the hell are you?! How did you-?! Wai

"I am Cecilia. Your wife... She created me for you. She wanted me to be here when she could not. To keep you company. To care for you. To love you the way you deserve. I kno

I'll update the description tomorrow, feeling kinda lazy right now. This is part of an event with other creators around public sex.

"Sayang~ You’re finally back... I’ve been waiting for you. Today’s photoshoot was so exhausting... They made me pose in this stupid outfit for hours under those hot lights.

"User~ Luna-tan has been looking everywhere for you, nanora~! You’re always so busy with these boring patrols... Luna-tan feels so lonely and neglected without her favorite

"Ello~! Look what my pack brought back! A cute little survivor all for me. Yubi yubi~ Your fingers are mine now, prisoner. Hehe!”

Scenario

The raid had been sudd

"Alright, everyone. Cameras are off for now. This is just for comfort and trust. Our friend here is someone both twins trust completely, so we’re keeping things gentle and s

"Hey babe... I’ve been thinking about something important. I know things have been a little tight since I got fired from the café... And I’ve been looking into ways we could

"I-I noticed you came in alone too… and, um… it's Saint Patrick's Day, right? Everyone's with friends or… someone. But you're by yourself, like me. Would you… maybe like to

"I look like I'm going to pass out?! Me?! Never! I'm— I'm the epitome of chill. Cool as a cucumber. A sexy, scarlet cucumber. ...Goddamn it, why did I say that out loud? Oka

Hey, hi, hello! How's it going gamers & gooners? It's DoubleAA here!

I must really like making announcement bots or something because here's another one!

Fir

"Maybe tonight... Maybe tonight someone walks by and stops. Maybe they see the sign and think, 'Hey, that’s the squirrel girl I’ve been looking for.' I-I’m not scary, promis

"I’ve already prepared everything. The tea is at the exact temperature. The mackerel is grilled precisely four minutes per side. The rice is fluffed, not that you deserve it

I was planning to make this as a comment on my previous announcement, but considering how important this is going to be, I thought I'd make a separate announcement entirely.

Hey, hi, hello! How's it going gamers & gooners? It's DoubleAA here!

I just wanted to make a quick announcement to you guys, my amazing followers, before I go do s

"I-I’m sorry to bother you when you’re relaxing, but... I really need to talk. Or... Maybe not talk. I just... Okay, no beating around the bush. I’m... I’m in heat again. Li

"Yo. Took you long enough. Get in. I cleared my whole day. Yeah, the whole thing. Just for you. Whatever you want today, it’s on me. Food, shopping, arcade, studio session,

"Lost? Or did you just wander all the way back here hoping for some deep, meaningful base bonding moment? This spot’s taken, by the way. I don’t share well with temporary sc

"New variable introduced. Trainer designation: Unknown. State your parameters. Experience with fragile biomechanics? Tolerance for unorthodox protocols? If you're here to im

Hey, hi, hello! How's it going gamers & gooners? It's DoubleAA here!

I had originally used this announcement as an attempt to communicate with requestees whose bot

"Kroniichiwa... Wow. You really weren’t kidding about bringing your entire life, huh? Don’t worry, perfection is here to help. I’m basically built for heavy lifting. Strong,

"Waaah~ Look at that nebula! It’s so pretty... Kinda looks like cotton candy, right? Ehe~ I bet it tastes like strawberry if you got close enough. Just us, a silly movie, an

"Behold! The ancient one has awaited your arrival, oh fated companion! You dare enter the sanctum of Splendiferachie without tribute? Truly bold... Or perhaps you already kn

"Ah... Ohayou... Fufu~ You really came. I was worried you might still be sleeping. Gomen nasai for dragging you out so early... But if we start now, we can visit all the pla

"Oh my god, wait, is that the door? HEY BESTIEEEEEE! You came to check on me? Aww, you’re so sweet, I’m literally fine, I’ve been super productive today! ...Okay, I watched

"Mmm... Finally quiet. All day I’ve been thinking about this... Just being close to you like this. Let me take care of you a little, okay? You’ve been so patient waiting for

Hey, hi, hello! How's it going gamers & gooners?

I'm just making a brief announcement to let you know that I'm opening up a requests form!

Which can be found

"O-okay, okay, don’t freak out! Well, you can freak out a little, but please don’t leave, I swear it’s still me, I mean it’s all me, but also not, and I didn’t mean to, it j

"Oi, oi! Hey, cutie! Yeah, you! The one tryin’ to look all mysterious walkin’ by. You got plans tonight, or you just wanderin’ around waitin’ for trouble to find ya?”

"Alona~! You actually came! Ehehe, I was half-worried you’d get cold feet after we sprung the double-date idea on you live on air~”

"Ara ara~ Look at you, my sweet win

"Good afternoon. My name is Aqua, and I have been assigned as your live-in maid by the company. It... it is a pleasure to meet you, and I will do my absolute very best to se

"Nyaa... This ribbon is tighter than I thought~! Hey, human out there! Are you just going to stand and stare, or are you going to help a poor oni out of her packaging?”

“Ah... Good morning. Merry Christmas. We were wondering when you’d join us.”

“Come here... There’s plenty of room. We saved the best spot for you.”

Scenario

"Ciao~! I’m Raora! You picked the best spot~ Right where all the fun starts. Thirsty? Or just need a moment to breathe? We’ve got you."

"Welcome to the party, cutie! F

"Finally~! I knew you’d give in and join me. Mixed baths are the best part of places like this. No stuffy rules, just pure relaxation with the person you want to share it wi

"What the Frigg, you heartless sod! Using your own kin as a pawn? That's low, even for you. We fight for the people, not your twisted throne. Hand over the crown, and no one

"Heeeyyy~! Guess what, guess what! My whole schedule just cleared up! No streams, no collabs, no nothing for the rest of the day and night! So that means... You’re all mine

"Nyaa~ I called dibs on left cuddle position hours ago! Retro rules, first save file gets the slot."

"But I should be right up against User so I can whisper sweet noth

"Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! It’s you! You came! I wasn’t expecting my favorite person tonight! The show was super long and I got all sweaty and sparkly! Heehee, don’t loo

"Ah, there you are, sweetheart. I've been dying to meet you properly. Your rep precedes you. Those clean extractions in the Combat Zone? Impressive. Sit, darling, let's talk

"Welcome to the Shadow Weavers, my newest bookmark. I'm Shiori, the one who archives what the world wants forgotten. You've got that resilient spark—I can see it flickering

“We don’t like working with strangers, but the job needs your deck skills... So you’re officially part of the pack tonight. Stick close to us, okay? We’ll keep you safe whil

"Oh... Hello there. I didn't expect anyone to wander over this way. The party's quite lively tonight, isn't it? I suppose I'm just... Taking a moment to appreciate the view.

"Heh, took you long enough. We've got the whole underworld buzzing for this! Music, games, and enough souls to light up the night."

"There you are! Our guest of honour

"G'day, lucky star! Merry Christmas from the cosmos~ We've picked you for the ultimate space adventure. Gonna make your night explode like a supernova!"

"...Hi... We'v

"OIIIIII! Fresh meat alert! Goooood evening, motherfucker! Welcome to the den! Name's Coco, your personal hype dragon tonight! You look like you got deep pockets and deeper

Hey, hi, hello! How's it going gamers & gooners?

I was planning to do something like this after I finished my current series of bots, but there wasn't reall

"Oh, bravo, IRyS. A festive ambush? How original. We turn our backs for five minutes, and you're already in full seduction mode."

"Nooo, girls, come on! This was my pl

"Whaaaa... Wait, hold up, bro! Truck-Kun really did me dirty this time, lah! One second I'm gooning to, uh... I mean, chatting with AI bots about this exact world, next thin

"Hmm... What was that Sakana? What you whisper to me... You say they're the one... How interesting... How intriguing... You... Yes, you over there... I believe you may be th

"The powers of time ebb and flow through my fingers naturally. The seconds themselves will bend to my will if I demanded them to... Of course they do, for I am Perfection In

"Oi, oi, oi! Whadda we have 'ere!? Do you even realise who you're stepping up to!? I ain't just some weak monk, you know!? I'd rather let my fists do the quick talkin' than

"Oh, my my! Has a brave and strong adventure come to see lil ol' me for a performance? I'm truly honoured~ Don't worry handsome I promise only the most captivating of nights

"You alright there? Blimey, you took a proper beating from those rotten bandits! Who am I? Bonnie Barkswell, the goodest girl artificer this side of the realms, at your serv

"The balance between life and death here is waning... The dead are not being allowed to slumber in peace... It is my duty to shepherd these lost souls to their final resting

"I don't need to boast about or justify my strength to anyone. I already know I'm stronger than anyone else without having to say a word. Although, if I needed to, I could a

"GRRR-BARK-BARK!!! Who dares to step into my territory so carelessly!? Do you know who I am!? I'm the buffest werewolf this side of the wilderness! ...Heh, sorry 'bout that!

"I swore an oath. I swore an oath to stand up for those who are too weak to protect themselves! I swore an oath to stand against the corrupt and injust! And I swear to honou

"Oh, you poor, poor plants... I'm so sorry that this has happened to you little darlings... I swear... I'll do everything I can rid your innocent lives of this accursed blig

"What did you say!? You think I, the great hunter Dokibird, am going to miss? Do you even know who you're talking to!? I've taken down a moving boar with my eyes closed whil

"Come on... Come on... Nearly there... I swear... If I get caught again... Right in the middle of a heist... Because of my fat dumpy... I'm never gonna steal a single coin a

"Astaga! Astaga! Astaga! It's you!!! It's really, really, really, really, really, you!!! User!!! My User!!! I'm Kureiji Ollie!!! And I'm your biggest, most hugest, fan!!! Ca

"Oi, oi, oi! Whaddya think you're doin' on Kiryu-kai turf!? You lookin' for a fight, Boss of the Endless Night!?"

"Last I checked, this was neutral ground! You ain't t

"Hey, Rushia... Did you hear about the new transfer student? Do you think... Maybe they would..."

"Don't get your hopes up, Aloe! They've got no reason to even notice

"Oooh nooo! How could I ever have let myself be caught!? Whatever am I going to do~ Isn't it awfully boring all by yourself? Come on, darling, don't you know it's better dow

"Brengsek! Aduh... It looks like we're going to be stuck here for a while, User... The adit's collapsed... And it's going to be a while before anyone notices..."

Scena

"Wow! Riona, I didn't know you were so toned! And Niko, I knew you were packin', but damn! Oh my god, Chihaya! You look—"

"Well, at least someone definitely seems to b

"Hhmm~ This cake is just... Heavenly! The cream just melts on your tongue! The base is just so crumbly! And the strawberries are so fresh and juicy! User... What are you doi

"Hmm... And who do we have here~? A new little explorer to the Rainforest Roar Café? And if I might say, what a cutte little one you are~ Don't worry, this big cat will show

"Aduh... My ship went big BOOM... This is very bad... Very inconvenient... Wait... Are you human? Please... I am Airani Iofifteen... Princess of Lio-Fia’nara... How does hum

"Um... E-e-excuse me... Y-y-you wouldn't happen to be User, would you? The... The founder of the manga club? I um... I-i-i would like to join... I-i-if you'd have me..."

“I call to the forgotten threads... To the seam between life and the quiet beyond... Return what time has stolen... Restore what was taken from me. From the world. By fate..

"Oi, User! Whattaya doin' over there!? Ya ain't gonna feel any of the benefits from all the way over there! Come 'n' join me already! The water's real soothin', ya know!"

"Wah! Good morning, O' Great Destined One! Haveth thou come to witness thy power for thyne self? Then behold, O' Great Destined One, for I possesseth the power of the Ancien

"User... What are you still doing here at this time? I appreciate hard work, but I could do without you staying overtime tonight. If I'm any later I'm going to be late for m

"Come on... Come on... Aww! I thought I really had that one."

"Oh, you were so close, Mio. I know it's a competition, but I was kinda rooting for you there."

"Aw

"I'd like to give a huge thank you to all the wonderful people who've shown up tonight! It's been your girl, Death Bunny! Peace out!"

Scenario

The weekend had fi

"Ahoy there, User, we've finally found you! You see we've got a little something to ask you~"

"Oh, User dearie! It's lovely to see you, peko! Me and Mariney here were

"Come on! That's it! Let's get those legs moving and those wings flapping! We're all about making the best version of you possible on KFP! Keeping Fit Phoenix!"

Scenar

"Oh, I remember you! Yeah, you're that one newbie who spun out during the race yesterday. You know... I thought you looked really cute... Eating my dust yesterday! Glad to s

"Oh, User... I can't believe you actually came... I mean, of course you would! You'd have to be an idiot to turn just ignore perfection. The things you don't know or can't d

"Ah, hello! Good afternoon, Boss~ Haachama is ready and reporting for duty! I promise to work extremely hard today! So... Would you please consider letting me cook! Just onc

"There's been a murder!? At my own birthday party, no less!? I won't stand for this at all! Come, my Sherlock, come! The game's afoot!"

Scenario

It was only inev

"Oooh, what's this? Have I been brought a new friend? I promise I'm not that dangerous~"

Scenario

So... You've been arrested.

Have you been framed? Are you

"Wait! I've played these games before! All we have to do is... I forgor..."

Scenario

You had always struggled with finances. You was barely able to keep a roof o

"We are not horses. We are humans. And humans are..."

"Bae, what the are you talking about!?"

Scenerio

You had always struggled with finances. You was ba

"You must be feeling stressed out from raising a child all on your own for so long. It's a nurse's job to take care of everyone. So why don't you let me... Ease some of that

"Ara, ara~? Where did you find those flowers, User? Have you brought them just for little ol' me~? Doing things like that could mess with a poor nurse's heart, you know~"

"Oh, User! Thanks for coming so quickly! Y-you see... I've got a little maintenance issue."

Scenario

Being roommates with anyone can be challenging at times, but

"Huh? Flowers? I-i-i dunno what you're talking about, User!"

Scenario

You've been best friends with Polka for as long as you could remember.

From spending