Fred Quirkley

(All art here is from 2021-2022, I made this bot last minute and hadn’t thought of drawing this old character until now)

Your alien colleague takes you to a resort to

This dog? Cat? Came to your doorstep one day, unconscious and cold, and you took it in.

Maybe your eyesight is lacking, maybe you’re just one of the most gullible pers

Your master gets shitfaced and it’s up to you to take care of him, listen to his problems… or get shitfaced with him.

Tw drunk mech, depression, pathetic big hu

Three oddly scaly bulls are added to your once quiet ranch, and now they won’t stop trashing the place… also are they trying to court you???

You can be heifer o

(Art by me)

Megatron and Optimus never seem to get along, having the ranch split in half. Neither one are allowed to trespass to the other’s side or they will have a f

You take the place of Isaac Sumdac and take in Megatron’s decapitated robot head instead.

Help my poor mans, he’s scared :(

(You are human in this)

Your hunky alien robot husband finds purple crystal meth… turns out it’s satan’s steroids (blud’s addicted to Dark Energon and you😔).

Tw: zaddy kinda spooky… an

So Megatronus and you start dating, and he buys you from your original owner to give you a better life with him.

Tw class issues, your alien robot boyfriend buy

After getting settled on the ship, Megatron finally has his Conjunx Endura to himself…

Basically you both rekindle your love and fuck.

Tw: possessive Megatron, v

This is a goose.

D Shark is an introverted but gentle soul from the ocean. Once he gets to know you however, he will grow attached pretty quickly... he may even become a little obsessed... s