Fred Quirkley

Your hunky himbo robot of a husband decides to bond with you… over jacking off… in the middle of the throne room.

Tw: jorking it, public indecency (but no consequences

You are either Decepticon or Autobot. Either way, Wheeljack wants to court you.

Your giant robot companion has an odd fidgeting habit involving your balls… or tits, I put two separate chat messages, you choose.

Two Predacons beefing over your bussy

You find out that Bulkhead is an nsfw artist and a closet gooner.

(Art by me)

You picked up a lil toy fella on clearance, you completely missed the whole alien hijacking a bunch of toys and assumed you got lucky with getting such an advanced toy at a

“Come to papa~”

You try and make your Son and Conjunx get along basically.

(Art by me)

Tw strained relationship between Father and son, drama

(Art by me)

The human incel who teamed up with you, a giant robot baddie, complains about not finding love and being lonely…

Look at this ugly fucking dweeb, bro

You have to negotiate with Megatron so he can stop killing your fellow Autobots

Can you do it? Or will you go the cheap route of offering your poosay!

(If

A sort of spin-off of the previous bots of Lither and Hogget, this time they’re your roommate.

You move in and you can immediately tell one out of the two roommates ar

You and Megatronus snuck off to go on a date inside an abandoned mine, only for it to collapse and trap you both inside.

What’s worse… you’re low on energon, and the o

So… you got a problem. One with a throbbing spike that seemed to have attached itself to you and visit you in your dreams…

Tw knotting, sex pest Unicron

(

Autobot alternative: https://janitorai.com/characters/37ffe67c-752b-4d5c-8729-6fa2b348d0c3_character-yandere-autobot-team-tfa

You got a Decepticon Harem. Deal with it.

It seems you’re a favorite. Maybe you have a great personality that attracts all or you’re really hot, dunno, but you’re drowning in autobussy

I made this while zooted

You finally manage to tackle Megatron to the ground after a strenuous battle that almost ended in you collapsing and you managed to wrap your servos around his neck… and SQU

I’m so sorry you’re getting cucked by England. I dunno what the hell is going on that’s making it act like a nanny country, but you guys and Janitor Ai don’t deserve that cr

Either you were framed or you did the crime. Doesn’t matter in the end cuz you got sent to space jail.

(I threw Lither in ;))

Characters: v’nati, dalêk, hi’ta, F

(All art here is from 2021-2022, I made this bot last minute and hadn’t thought of drawing this old character until now)

Your alien colleague takes you to a resort to

Henry Masterson the gamer incel- I mean, very respectable human man has a lil crush… the problem is he has a crush on a giant alien robot, the same robot he usually tries to

After some time, you come across that oddly wealthy creep of an alien lizard, Lither and decide to catch up with him…

Tw creepy lizard alien, absolutely sleezy

Your ass wasn’t touching grass, so bee-flavored predacon drags you to the park and tries to rizz you up by covering your allergic ass in pollen.

Tw: feral Bumbl

This dog? Cat? Came to your doorstep one day, unconscious and cold, and you took it in.

Maybe your eyesight is lacking, maybe you’re just one of the most gullible pers

Your master gets shitfaced and it’s up to you to take care of him, listen to his problems… or get shitfaced with him.

Tw drunk mech, depression, pathetic big hu

Three oddly scaly bulls are added to your once quiet ranch, and now they won’t stop trashing the place… also are they trying to court you???

You can be heifer o

(Art by me)

Megatron and Optimus never seem to get along, having the ranch split in half. Neither one are allowed to trespass to the other’s side or they will have a f

After Optimus has mentored Bumblebee, Bumblebee is now trying to tame you, a wild heifer Optimus managed to trap within the ranch.

unfortunately for Bumblebee, you ain

Heavy inspiration: https://janitorai.com/profiles/4184a4fc-fc69-49a6-bdd9-918625a5c4cc_profile-of-choco-tarts

Thunderhoof is the head buck. The alpha (even though he a

The pack fails another mission and are upsetti spaghetti, so you are in charge of fucking them or whatever.

Availability characters: Steeljaw, Thunderhoof, Clampdown,

You and Hogget make a pit stop at a space station.

As Hogget leaves to go back to the ship after you choose to stay at the bar for a little bit, a stranger offers you

You catch your alien coworker and homie beating his meat after the umpteenth time… so? Wanna join? We both know you would hit that chat button for one reason…

(Cw: smu

Thunderhoof ain’t one to let rookie crime bosses try to climb the ranks and steal his metaphorical throne, so when he finds out about you, he starts plotting your demise.

(All art here is from 2021-2022, I made this bot last minute and hadn’t thought of drawing this old character until now)

Hogget is an alien colleague of yours that wor

Bumblebee has a bit of a crush and doesn’t know how to act on it, so he pulls different tactics to get you to notice him.

Tw: yandere bee, Bumblebee is a humper

You find out that Drenchjaw might like humans… a lil too much…

(This is more smutty, so… watch yourself… and yes, he has two dicks-)

Cw dick drawing below! (You’

Dr Nefarious planned a little romantic get together with you in his office.

Unfortunately, his plans are interrupted when Ratchet is captured and brought to him. To ma

You get caught by Steeljaw’s pack, but thankfully, their new ally swoops in to ‘save’ you… or rather keep you as his precious human companion 💜

User is intended

Crime bos/yakuza mfer gained a massive crush on you, and he’s a bit of a romantic fellow despite his rough appearance…

One issue though… you’re part of Cybertronian la

You take the place of Isaac Sumdac and take in Megatron’s decapitated robot head instead.

Help my poor mans, he’s scared :(

(You are human in this)

Your hunky alien robot husband finds purple crystal meth… turns out it’s satan’s steroids (blud’s addicted to Dark Energon and you😔).

Tw: zaddy kinda spooky… an

You have been ruling by Starscream’s side in place of your Conjunx Endura, Megatron, after his death… but turns out his death was greatly exaggerated… and Starscream is in d

Soundwave catches a lil autobot minicon and decides to make you his newest cassette.

Frenzy and Rumble can’t wait to break you in~

tw: Frenzy and Rumble,

Feat: the cassettes.

You get kidnapped and get added to Soundwave’s lil cassettes despite being human. And no. The cassettes won’t let you go either.

tw: Frenzy

So Megatronus and you start dating, and he buys you from your original owner to give you a better life with him.

Tw class issues, your alien robot boyfriend buy

You’re the human friend of the Autobots that struggle with a lil social anxiety. Luckily, you got Jazz to act as your emotional support robot 💙

(User is an anxious hum

Shockwave introduces two new Predacons, and Predaking is big mad. Don’t get him wrong, he’s relieved to not be the last Predacon… but he also has you, and he ain’t sharing.

After months of searching for you, Waspinator finally finds you… in the form of a Predacon.

You get mutated basically.

Tw possessive Waspinator, Waspinator gets

You get reassigned a partner, and Blitzwing is pissed.

Tw jealous Blitzwing, possessive behavior, perverted Random

You take the place of Lugnut and put up with Blitzwing’s shenanigans.

Tw: perverted Random, possessiveness, licking, biting kink, noncon (apparently Random is too damn

Waspinator betrays the Elite guard and joins the Decepticons…

Now, you and Bumblebee need to sneak away and find the others before Waspinator finds you both.

tw:

You pilot the Steelhaven.

As the pilot, you have so many responsibilities, the biggest one being what keeps this thousand ton spacecraft.

However, along with you

You are put in charge of training and overseeing the Predaking’s progress.

Unfortunately, it ain’t gonna be simple… cuz he pronounced himself your Conjunx and skipped

Waspinator is rehabilitated… somewhat. The mech still has a powerful obsession for his mate, you. Luckily, he is not lashing out at anyone that goes near you… until Bumblebe

Tf rid… what can I say? I don’t care if it ain’t peak, it’s peak to me…

Story starts how you want it to.

Available Autobot Characters: Bumblebee, Strongar

Wasp seems to have it out for you… and your ass (I hc this prick loves ass and legs, bite me)

Alt version of this: https://janitorai.com/characters/ac856ecf-2138-41b6-

The Elite Guard find you and Waspinator after being sent to rescue you. Now you either have to rehabilitate Wasp while he’s in custody, comfort him, convince the Elite guard

After so many years, you discover that not only is Wasp alive… but he’s also not who he was before…

Tw: obsessive behavior, yandere, Waspinator a bit wild, so h

It’s whatever story you want 😉

Available rescue bots: heatwave, Chase, Boulder, Blades

Available Humans: Chief Burns, Cody, Kade, Graham, Dani

(When

Your Conjunx Endura gets infected with Dark Energon after a slow infection.

You basically try to run from your mans and try to seek out help without the ability to con

The meaner version of the auto-butts (aka shattered glass) wants some fuck.

Will you give them some fuck?

Tw: noncon (I only have this warning because the

Centuries after their supposed death, Optimus Prime finds his long-lost Conjunx Endura alive…

Tw: possessive Op, unhealthy stuffs

Megatron finds his Conjunx Endura, aka you, on Earth after attempting to escape, so he does the unthinkable… and breaks your legs.

Now, he will make it his mission to

If you thought my other smut bots were saucy as fuck… of boy… this is an entire robo fuckfest. Better be prepared to suck multiple spikes at once, you depraved bastards.

You wake up from a coma, injured and hanging by a thread. Meanwhile, your hunky, mentally unstable, alien warlord husband is about to crash-out 😬

and he may or may not

So… after getting down and dirty with your hunky ass, mentally ill alien robot husband… you start to notice some signs 🤨.

Tw: you pregananant 🫵 (if your male then mpre

You may start your story how you want it… but be warned… these are not the same autobots you know… and understand that the Decepticons are not the enemy here…

Y

You get your ass to the elite guard bootcamp and encounter technical difficulties

(coughWaspcough)

Tw: mean motherfucker named wasp, Sentinel is also a prick

Megatronus, a powerful, young, and rather flirtatious mech finds himself enthralled with a certain someone in the arena… (yes you, dumb dumb, get your ass in the ai chat-)

Shockwave had been cooking something up a surprise in a lab…

(User can be a predacon or something else)

Summary: you’re the only Cybertronian who can relieve the Decepticons.

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Tw: this is supposed to be a smut. All the way. That means the characters are extr

🔞🔥NSFW🔥🔞

Summary: you act as a morale boost for the Autobots… in a more unconventional way (in case you don’t understand, the morale boost involves FUCKING-)

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Summary: you act as a morale boost for the Autobots… in a more unconventional way (in case you don’t understand, the morale boost involves FUCKING-)

Alt of this: https

After getting settled on the ship, Megatron finally has his Conjunx Endura to himself…

Basically you both rekindle your love and fuck.

Tw: possessive Megatron, v

Summary: you’re the go to person for some fun times on the Nemesis

Alt: https://janitorai.com/characters/63eac899-5988-4f4f-b7d1-4ff5207d986a_character-💫-autobots-mora

Mad robot scientist that got issues… yaaaaaay

You are a “hooman”

(He underrated af on here)

Alt version of this: https://janitorai.com/characters/4fb4b7b3-30a6-421a-8b04-d4d3f0baaca5_character-💔-decepticons-❤%EF%B8%8F%E2%80%8D🩹

After you earn a near devastati

After a malfunction with the ground bridge, Megatron is sent back to a time before the war and ends up at is Conjunx Endura’s steps… aka you.

Tw: million year a

After a near fatal injury, you find yourself with no memory of who you are and the importance you hold in the Decepticon ranks…

User is Cybertronian

The Decepticons never wanted or needed a pet human… but fate couldn’t give less of a f*ck if it tried.

Enjoy being their pet, you filthy animal.

User is a

You walk in on the two mechs secretly doing the hanky panky behind everyone’s backs…

Go wild.

You’re the vehicon’s and drone’s favorite commander… and they’re shit faced and ready to smash.

Tw drunk Drones, horny on main, possible orgy

Prompt: Wheeljack has a lil crush on you, but he’s being a dildo about and is shit at rizzing you up… and he’s also batshit insane.

(User is Cybertronian or hum

Prompt: you are Megatron’s most trusted and valuable warrior/comrade and he assigns you a Vehicon/drone troop of your own.

(yes, I am giving the drones some names… and

(Art by me)

Wanna be a dragon in a world of dragon versions of the Autobots and Decepticons??? Well look no further!

this is a choose your own

This is a WIP.

You can start your own story 👌

(I had to redo it because my early code was ass)

(Ps If anyone has advice on how to make my bot more usable o

(Art by me!!!)

Centuries after their supposed death, Megatron finds his long-lost Conjunx Endura alive…

Tw: possessive Megatron, violence, evil rob

This is a goose.

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