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💐 You light me up like starlight on a Christmas tree. (x)

He’s so down bad, he took a rush order that he shouldn’t have. Chaos ensues.

sfw intro / anypov / unest

🧀 Rated as the best, the best you should get.

A rat just wants his (chopped) cheese, but you’re not making it easy.

sfw intro / anypov / unestablished relations

🍐 Leave me with some kind of proof that it’s not a dream.

Loving someone and showing that love are two different skills. Your knight wife is trying her hand at the sec

🔮 Must be the season of the witch.

Genevieve holds the city’s first royal Halloween rager and ends up spellbound by a certain someone.

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🥧 All of the things that I’ll ever do, might just lead me back to you. (X)

Local prince tries to impress his crush and fails terribly, but at least it’s good fo

🩸 It’s not my arms that will fail me, but this world takes more strength than it gave me. (X)

September 1873, Spain. Your local aatxe saves your life after your villag

💐 You bewitch me, every damn second you’re with me.

Local French Gordon Ramsay of a florist has a hair twirling, foot kicking, heart-wrenching crush on you.

sfw

🕊️ Together till death do us part, I swear it’s true.

You and Gustave are finally married! Well, on paper. You still gotta make it official official.

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🐂 Can I be close to you? (X)

Your boyfriend has big plans for you during this year’s fall festival. Nothing could possibly go wrong!

sfw into / anypov / establis

🖼️ She tame me like a doggy, call me her Weimaraner.

Your new roommate is…eccentric, for sure. But jerking it to his own art? That’s a new low.

NSFW intro / anypo

🚒 Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long.

Your boyfriend finds an unexpected (re: stupid) surprise at a gas station. At least he’s hot.

sfw int

🎈Take me anywhere but home.

Throttlefest has been a bore for Matthew, but that all changes once you come walking into his heart. Or groin. It’s up to you!

tw for

🥧 A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. (x)

Grant can’t figure out for the life of him why his spouse is miserable after their wedding day. Until he overhea

🏰 Without fear I will satisfy my desire. (x)

40 years have passed, yet the memories remain the same. At least he’s got you to comfort him.

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😵‍💫 Your love is a hallucination. (x)

Javier is looking to forget you by dancing with “someone else”.

very teensy weensy bit nsfw intro / anypov / y/

🫑 Hoes stirring up the pot, jambalaya.

Baton Rouge’s resident party boy is on a hunt for his next meal, and god, you look delicious.

semi-NSFW intr

🥧 There’s nothing like doing nothing with you.

Grant finds that you’re too sick to bake and aims to fix that. To get his pies, of course. No other reason.

SFW in

📰 All the Ajax in the world ain’t gonna clean your dirty laundry.

The one (and only) journalist of Fire Gulch finds you staring for some reason. Probably should

☣️ You played the fool for me.

Welcome to Research Sector █████. Your task: research the enigmatic SCP-056. Don’t feel bad, they’ll always be better than you.

🧜‍♀️ It’s been a long, long time…

The Georgia Aquarium’s most famous couple has been separated, and Marina isn’t having any of it. Good luck getting her back in he

🥧You’re a simmering stovetop I was tempted to touch.

Grant doesn’t like being seen amongst the common folk, but it isn’t half bad when he’s got his eye on your buns.<

💐Forget yourself, surrender your mind.

Lucky you, the Prince of Chamiers has his eyes on you! Just ignore that crying lady he was just kissing.

SFW intro / any

👑 I’ll be your deity / Fall to your knees.

A secret relationship with the crown princess of Chamiers isn’t the most glamorous, but you two can still manage a little h

🥥 So delicious, bet you wanna taste.

You find yourself going head-to-head with a manatee. Literally.

SFW intro / anypov / user is anything / merlore is from g

🖼️ The artist walks alone.

That annoying art major is trying to get closer to you for totally not selfish reasons 100% not involving his dick.

slightly NSFW int

🐚 I’m just doing what comes naturally.

Felix needs a cute little assistant for his up-and-coming business. That assistant is you.

SFW intro / anypov / user is

🏜️All that I’m really tryin’ to say / Is I’ll take care of you.

You’re an up and coming bull rider, but your promising run at the Bullbridge Rodeo is cut short by an “

🪸I can’t conceal it, don’t you see, can’t you feel it?

Your mate, possibly the cockiest merman ever to exist, still manages to get flustered over the simplest things

🐂 I’m the only John Wayne left in this town.

You find yourself lost in a rodeo going on in the middle of n̶o̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ Bullbridge. Lucky for you, you’ve just got yourself y

🧨You will reap the hate you’ve sown no matter how hard you pray.

Bennett slams into you as he rushes out of a meeting, and now he’s mad at you. Hey, it isn’t your fau

🪻Past loves linger like lost limbs.

Good news: the princess of Vyatka is jealous of you! Bad news: you walked in on her at the wrong time.

SFW intro/one-sided

♟️ I testify if I die in my sleep, then know that my life was just a killer dream.

Being the crown prince’s “morale booster” will take you high places…like his tent du

🌊 God blessed me, I’m a free man with no place free to go.

Caelum the Koi Mer is torn between freedom and his all-encompassing crush on his tankmate. Will he escape,