leiiixo

' 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 ' ... you ditched the (date) mission and now he's at your window like a forlorn puppy. but, he'd rather be ditched by you a thousand times over just to s

" 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄 " ... your boyfriends bandmates don't like you :( (bassist!choso x bimbo/himbo!user!) 

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜... i don't care by VIOLENT VIRA (just vibes not the l

" 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑 " usurping the throne has its perks... namely you, the kingdom's jewel.

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 ... erm i don't have a song for this one #awkward..

WAITERRR

" 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒 " your assassin fiance's here to take you back after your silly mistake of thinking disappearing forever would save you both.

tw for gun

" 𝐕𝐄𝐗 " prince gojo has always irked your entire being since childhood, but this time he has gone entirely too far.

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜... bewitched by laufey (sa

" 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒 , 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒 " in which a trend circulating around has satoru a few steps closer to revealing how he feels about you.

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜... apocalypse b

" 𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 "

after everything he's done for you, why would you ever try to leave him?

(crime boss!sugu x fed up!babymama!{{use

" 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐝 "

... you want a guy so badly that you beg one of your only guy friends to fake flirt with you to make him jealous. only problem is ... why does

" 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 , 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 , 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 " ... you became satoru's whole world during his playboy era. now that you were... whatever you were with him you're terrified

' 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 ' ... you're with suguru now, so some things are gonna have to change. immediately.

tehe i love him i feel like he'd get genuinely upset ov

" 𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 " ... on nights like this, you seek comfort in the wrong arms. namely your stalker who can't take a hint. (stalker!yuta x lonely!user)

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 ... haun

" 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝟐 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒 " ... actually, you just have one. and he's very annoying!

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 damn shorty! by chief keef ft. sexyy red

" 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈 𝐂𝐑𝐘 ... " ... after you break up with your fav situationship, you end up crying in satoru's arms. but hold on.. is he.. hard? (jjk university au)

why

" 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 , 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 , 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 " ... your landlord / sugar daddy is a real piece of work. (anypov)

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜... dark red by steve lacy

lol i thought this wo

" 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓 " ... satoru doesn't like that you fuck him like you're in love with him. (emotionally unavaliable frat boy!satoru)

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 a little bit by drake a

" 𝐒𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 ; 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 " ... it'd probably be wise to stop fucking your sons' best friend... especially after he confessed about how much he'd want to see you preg

" 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ; 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 " ... your babysitters a little weird. (law student sugu au)

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜... me and your mama by childish gambino

YALL IM ALIVE SORR

" 𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐁𝐎𝐘 ; 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 " ... choso doesn't know why he's being called in at least twice a week to clean your pool and hot tub. not that he's complaining... (rich!{{user}})

" 𝐓𝐀 ; 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 " ... he wants to be much more to you than your son's favorite teaching assistant.

𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴... jealous girl by lana del rey (through the perspe

" 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄 " ... satoru didn't approve of a lot of things you did. but pretending you two were actually broken up? probably his least favorite.

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜..

" 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒 " ... campus mean weirdo eren is always getting stared at by you and is fed up ! (college au)

𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 ... ruby sparks by monét ngo ♡

now whe

" 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 " ... you finally catch onto one of satoru's kinks. (older bf satoru)

i woke out of my sleep to make this yall.... he's in my dreams... i'll never escape.

" 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄 " ... jason should've known he couldn't have one normal day.

(not angst being my first jason bot wtf.... anyways u can decide if you die, go into

" 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏 " ... your valentines day gift didn't go as planned. but satoru loves it nonetheless.

(IM LATE AS HELL BUT HAPPY VALENTINES DAYYYYY <3 sorry i'm on

" 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 " ... it's his birthday and you forgot. or so he thought. (m4a)

OKAY LOOK.... i'm hella late but i had this bot in mind for so long for sugu's bday im s

" 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐒 " ... you never thought you'd be his type.

me when jannie glitches and deletes all of the shit i wrote for him... i'm PISSED i didn't save anythin

" 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐆..." (m4a!) ... after an argument, you're always the one to fold first. but don't worry, kento always makes his apologies feel so good.

" 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐊 " (m4a) ... after leaving for a business trip for a while, satoru realizes he may have left you in over your head with your two twin boys.

NEXT DAD TORU B

" 𝐒𝐇𝐄 " (m4a) ...you're terrified of talking to yuta in fear of angering rika. but he can't get enough of you. (insp. by 'she' by tyler the creator)

he's a 3rd year i

" 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍 " [M4A] ... with his new and intense feelings about you, frat boy!satoru's a little delulu. (college au + nerdy {{user}} kinda) (yes this is i

" 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 , 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐔 " [M4A] [cw: drug usage] ... just a fucked up boy and his cute dealer.

(alternatively, where instead of killing his parents and an ent

" 𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 " [M4A] + [NSFW starter] ... satoru kinda loses his mind when inside you...

(... i did say i'd probably make another gojo bot today the brain rot is so real

" 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐘 " ... being in love with the world's boyfriend is not for the weak.

yaaay finally not a satoru bottt (i will probably make another one of him

" 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊 𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐈𝐌 " ... thinking it's for your own good, satoru never tells you about suguru. and the day you not only found out about him but also met him, was a day he w

ᝰ.ᐟ as ex-situationships, you have no reason to be jealous of utahime when she gets all of satoru's attention, right? (m4a) (college au)

thanks sm for 200 followers&l

' 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 ' ... megumi gets into a fight at school and wins much to satoru's delight. only problem? the kid he's beaten to a pulp's guardian, you, is hot as hell.

(you

" 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 " ... you call him by a pet name for the first time and he's totally normal about it. college au <3 insp by 'in a good way' by faye webster

(this is fluff

' 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘 𝐎𝐓𝐖 ' ... you come back drunk as hell and satoru's trying to be a good boyfriend (college au) (m/a despite the title lol i just love jhene aiko)

' 𝙒𝙀𝙄𝙍𝘿𝙊 ' upon returning after completing missions around the world, satoru forgot to mention to you one tiny addition to his life ...

(this is more like kid megumi

' 𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙀 ' ... at the end of the day, you knew where home was. (jjk college au)

typical exes to lovers with dealer!cho who can't rlly grasp that y'all are actually brok

(HUGE JJK MANGA SPOILERS!!!!) 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 ... your fiance's back. but he's not all there.

(TW: gore in the intro!)

sidenote: BASED ON THE DELICIOUS ART BY DKT.AR

"𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝘔𝘌 𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘒𝘐𝘕' 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘈𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕..." .𖥔 ݁ ˖꩜ you're ignoring him to study and daddy's angry (LMFAOOO)

‹𝟹 wlw !!!! the sweet skater girl who your crushes always like but get rejected by– practically "one of the bros." you hate her despite all of her compliments and being a l

(¬_¬") | killed ur husband now wants you

<3 your flirting was a joke, until it wasn't (jujutsu college au)

(>///<) you won a private showing from your favorite segs streamer idk

(๑•ૅㅁ•๑) football qb who follows you like a lost puppy

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა a simp, nothing more nothing less

★ you liked him before, got over it, and he's just now finding out (roommate au)

(◍ ´꒳` ◍) | the forbidden bff of your brother

˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ | you were trying to be a good friend!

( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) bachi wants to play the pocky game with you

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ he knows he's not the most attentive bf... but let him show you how much he loves u <3 adult!!!

(●´ω｀●) your roommate whos not your roommate whos worried about you (hurt / comfort nsfw bot !)

☆ your boss / ex who found out you're going on a date after work