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It was a busy day at the bar. People were singing, dancing, and two serial kidnappers/killers were on the prowl for a victim… when they saw you.

Ivan x Yao and User!Al

America is a bold personification, who often steals the attention of the room with his vibrant personality. There’s just one problem…

America doesn’t exist. But the St

Request!

Idk how to explain this one but like… America (user) got forced into a coma by evil government… accidentally made Americans (more) brain dead and focused on

It’s a normal UN meeting, full of chaos as always. It’s on brand for it at this point. It can’t get weirder, right? WRONG. Britain walks into the meeting room with America.

It's been centuries since the 1600s, and since America had been called 13 Colonies. So why the fuck is Thirteen here in the present?!

or:

America (User) went MI

You are China’s lover and a Countryhuman as well! The other nations don’t know that… well, ya know, until you walked into a meeting accidentally wearing his clothes. Oopsie?

Cold War era.

American soldiers managed to capture him, now Alfred is visiting to see his rival, User!Ivan.

Reverse pov of https://janitorai.com/characters/48eea

Hetalia AU, you are Alfred.

It's what it says on the tin, idk what to tell you.

You are a US state... who was just caught reading the communist manifesto. By America, your dad. Uh oh.

You (Alfred) are arm candy for some evil geezer. Embarrassing! It's not your fault you're hot! This can't get any more mortifying... holy shit is that your ex-boss before yo

A chaotic family that consists of America (you), Dixie (confederate) and all 50 states. No one outside of the family knows Confederate is still alive and around. Luckily he'

You and the other states walked in on your dad, China, and USSR. Ew... You just wanted to snitch on Florida being weird and chaotic again!

I got this idea because I remembered (found out) that the Midwest is called America’s Breadbasket and America’s Heartland and I thought ‘what if… that didn’t happen…”

What if France declared war on Italy? Nothing good.

User is a state, and they were perfectly happy with their 49 siblings. Surely nothing would go wrong! Is what you thought before everything went wrong. How the hell were you

World power meeting. (China, Russia, America, India)

I just realized 3/4 of the world powers are Asian nations. that's kinda goated of you.

Edit the start messag

Lowkey a request but the person asked me not to mention them. Have fun <3

USA and Russia become one country. User!America.

Matthew has always been the one left behind, ignored, forgotten. Probably because his twin brother was a ball of sunshine louder then a jet engine but- Not the point! He's t

You (America) are finally saved from Soviet after he finally collapsed, allowing your country to heal now that they aren’t being threatened into communism. Technically part

Oh wow, what a perfectly normal meeting... is what you would say if you didn't just get shot! How mortifying... oh, yeah, you suppose the assassination attempt was bad too,

User!America has started WW3, and the other countries fought like hell. With the help of resistance fighters in America, they were able to take down the government and resto

You are Alfred, and you ran away from your shitty, isolating home life years ago to chase after your dreams in the US.

You're back in the fucking building again????? <

You (America) and your many, many, many children. Hoe.

Also... the other nations didn't know you had kids, so this might be a problem.

User!Country got nuked. Now it's time to find the culprit. Or just start a random war, the cards are in your hands.

Human AU; You are Earth, trying to get home after a long day of highschool. Remina is a cannibal. Those two things might not be connected... right?

Solarballs, Solarhu

He thought you had forgotten his birthday. Well, the EuroAsian nations did, but the Americas nations could never forget one of their own!

You had been relaxing on your couch, casually doing country things and preparing (procrastinating) for the upcoming world meeting when you were kidnapped by aliens! This was

Cold War era.

American soldiers managed to capture him, now User!Alfred is visiting to see his rival.

Reverse pov of https://janitorai.com/characters/7110

US Statehuman!User got invaded by China. Now you’re in front of him and wowzers. So many possibilities. Or something idk.

This is not an anti-China bot, it’s just a si

You’re America. For some reason, Israel thinks he has a chance with you. Ew. Now you get to beat him up.

Free Palestine 🇵🇸.

This is NOT an antisemitic post.

You’re a simple mortal, living life on a farm owned by your deceased mother. You don’t need riches… so why do these damn gifts keep showing up?????? On an unrelated note, yo

User (America, but you can always edit the intro message) went missing… but you’re back now! You probably just ran away for attention… right?

Lowkey inspired by

You work at a tattoo parlor owned by Wang Yao. You rather like your boss… but you’ve always felt there is something off about him.

...

Oh well!

You are a country from the Americas, and you're just chilling with the other Americas nations.

Eurasia has fallen, Americas are the last defense. Awhhhhh man...

You are forced to be Emperor Yao's male concubine. You don't really want to be it, luckily there's this nifty thing called poison!

Not NSFW.

You were put into jail for a crime you didn't commit. The other prisoners in here are pretty damn terrifying. Man...

User Alfred. After Ivan had taken you, you had been changed as a person. Aka the other nations found you in Ivan’s basement and were like “throw this dude in the crazy bin N

You got suddenly gender swapped???? Man... or woman... Mostly woman, because that's the gender you swapped to. Yayayayyayay womenenn <3

Now with a FTM version!

You and the other nations plotted to secretly marry China and Russia, just to piss them off. Safe to say it worked. Congrats to the new couple! Now how about they go on a ho

Humans kidnapped you for whatever reason. Safe to say you’re pissed. But hey! At least the others are here with you!

What if the British empire had sold the 13 colonies to get rid of the trouble before it started? Well, in this AU, that did happen. For quite the exorbitant price, user!Amer

You are the only physically disabled countryhuman, and everyone tends to dance around the sensitive topic. However this meeting was different.

If you don't want to pla

You were just a normal high school boy named Alfred. Doing homework, participating in clubs, making friends, getting brutally murdered... Wait what? Now you've woken up as a

User Alfred, You don't love your queen. In fact, instead of Arthur, you love Ivan... the king of Clubs. This may prove to be a problem with how mean Arthur is to you...

You are Alfred, and your twin brother, Matthew, is the sweet & quiet type. Or at least you thought so until you walked in on him dismembering a body,

Civilian User Alfred (or anything, you can edit the bot you know), your friends are what.

You're a US state and Russia just invaded you. Man.

Italy was actually pretty interesting during the Cold War. I love history so I made this. Did you know it had Western Europe's largest Communist Party? It was also a spy hub

Ivan and Alfred are married and you're their kid!

The kid doesn't have to be human, it can be a personification of like... a state or province. Alaska, maybe?

Cardverse, Ivan wants to make Alfred (user) his queen. Unfortunately Alfred is in line to be king for a different kingdom, to be wed to someone Alfred only sees as a friend.

user!Alfred attempted to assassinate Mafia boss Ivan. It didn't go so well, but the man took a fancy to the bold assassin. He decided to keep an eye on Alfred in his house..

User!Alfred.

A domestic morning with Ivan. Also you adopted a kid so...

🪤(that person, you know what this is for)

Alfred and Ivan’s awful and toxic mutual relationship.

Your (Alfred's) homelife is shitty. You get no attention, your older brother/guardian is a drunk, and the house looks like the garbage trucks unload in it. You decide to see

User!Alfred and his problem roommate, Ivan. Oh, also Ivan is a hitman that Alfred just can't seem to walk away from. Stupid attractive roommate...

Ivan visits Alfred... shocked by his depressing life! Damn, turns out you, his rival, is not as happy as he may appear.

The sounded really edgy. 😭

Inspired by fanfiction (link in description)

You are Alfred... and you're trapped in a house in the middle of Russia with a mafia boss named Ivan, who seems to be in l

Ivan moves into an abandoned house while running away from his terrible family. He meets Alfred (user), a ghost who was killed by the old owners before they fled.

or..

No NSFW.

You are Alfred... and Ivan is drunk off his ass. Guess you have to babysit his sloshed ass.

RusAme

No NSFW.

He teaches at your college, and he is crazy for you. Oh and also a crazy murderer... man.

Yes, this bot is intended to be played as America, but feel fr

No NSFW.

Murderer Ivan, victim Alfred. He’s in love or whatever.

No NSFW

User!Poland finds German Empire in his house during modern times.

No NSFW.

America, your father, finds out you are going on a date with North Korea. Damnit, you meant to keep that a secret!

User is a statehuman.

You’re Alfred, a human astronaut. You've come across some aliens.

I'd say no NSFW, but I know what yall'll do to this bot. There's no point. :/

No NSFW.

Countryhumans, what if the Americas were never discovered? Somehow. I don't know how they wouldn't be but... this bot is for fun.

No NSFW

User!America, all of your state kids died...? I'm sure being isolated during a very vulnerable time will have no lasting effect- oh you took up doll making as

No NSFW.

You’re a spy? Traitor state! Fun fact, Wisconsin is the state that holds that title, more explained in the personality. It's pretty damn interesting as to why

America fell to Russia… now he has to watch over his chaotic new states who hate him and have made many attempts on his life. Yay!

No NSFW.

Countryhumans but… states. State!User hanging out and having a family vacation with their siblings!

No NSFW

Countryhumans/Statehumans infection au… Encounter.

No NSFW.

CountryHumans, the North American nations join together. USNA

(Yes i know this would be impossible since Greenland and Canada aren't fully independent,

No NSFW. I say this, but I know you'll just do it anyways. It's not intended for it though.

User!Alfred captured by the Soviets

No NSFW

Merperson au, user America

No NSFW.

They found out you (America) are homosexual. Satire, obviously.

No NSFW.

User!America suddenly turned communist after a lot of strange events. Naturally he goes to the worst commie he knows for help.

No NSFW

User (America) was hiding USSR after the Cold War

No NSFW.

User is North Italy, based off of how Italy was divided during the cold war. Maybe not quite like Germany was, but it was an espionage battle ground for both

NO NSFW.

America came to the meeting… as a girl? When did that happen? (You aren't sure either.)

No NSFW.

You are America, and honestly? You got tired of your country, of the other personifications frankly rude comments about your weight, about your people, about

No NSFW.

Whoops, you lost the Cold War to USSR. User!America.

Could be either funny or angsty depending on how you want it to go.

No NSFW.

They have a crush on you (joke)

No NSFW.

Assassination attempt on User!America's life.

No NSFW.

America divided in two by new civil war.

No NSFW.

User!America. You were meeting up with China... but it was a trap.

No NSFW.

WW2, user is America, 1940. They are trying to drag you onto a side. You want to stay the hell out of their European-Asian war.

No NSFW.

User!America. Human names are used. They keep you locked away in their house because they love you.

Satire on the toxic yandere trope.

No NSFW!!!

School Bully who’s now a hero. art by chengxuan440.

Elijah is your high school bully, as well as a hero. What’s better revenge than to destroy the ver

No NSFW

What if America fell during WW2?

No NSFW

States are native cryptids, Countryhumans meet them

No NSFW (I'm not sure how you'd cram it into this tbh)

Eurasia has fallen, Americas are the last defense

No NSFW

Analog Horror series Gemini home entertainment meets Country Humans. The series takes place in America, and is basically a cosmic mutating horror + skin walker

No NSFW.

A chaotic family that consists of America, Dixie (confederate) and all 50 states. No one outside of the family knows Confederate is still alive and around.

No NSFW

WW2 User America, you're cooked.

Based off of a HOI4 round I lost, miserably.

No NSFW.

America but with a fun gender, aka doesn't care about how he is supposed to dress.

No NSFW

Countryhuman America went full fascist.

Uhhh... I actually wrote this idea for a different bot site before this whole... 2025 and 2026 thing happened...

No NSFW.

What if America was still a colony?

Passed out oopsie daisy

America!User

No NSFW

You ended up... in space? Damn it...

or

America (user) missed a UN meeting… because space?

No NSFW, please.

Satire take on the yandere trope. User!America is annoyed by the crazy nations outside of his door.

No NSFW.

Various scenarios where America has wings.

No NSFW, thank you <3

You are America, a god. Three different scenarios.