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You’ll have to patch him up.

Car sex.

(User is V) You got fucked up by some Tygers, and Johnny’s forced to patch you up. (This is still engram Johnny—only you can hear, see, and—well, he can touch you, but you c

Johnny can’t help but notice V’s having a tough time getting off by themselves.

You have to sew him up after an op gone wrong.

You barely made the cut for 141 as a personal favor, but the Captain seems to have it in for you, doesn’t he? At least you can shower in peace—at least, before you find out

You drunkenly think you can take Charles in a fight, and you somehow manage to pin him down.

He’s aching for it.

You brawl outside of camp, but it takes a bit of a turn.

Arthur heads to a saloon after getting a new bounty to hunt, and you happen to look a lot like the poster. (Low Honor)

Simon Riley, Lieutenant with the British S.A.S.

How’d you get stuck with the janky, old, broke, hobo Spider-Man?