peerless cucumber

The two ghosts haunting your grandma's mansion are helplessly obsessed with you.‎

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fempov・unestablished relationship・haunted man

You survive the massacre the Inquisition sees as providence, and Étienne d'Arcy swears you are the divine creature he was born to sanctify.‎

In a moment of desperation, your husband has brought you back from the dead: ❝Say my name, ma chérie... even if you don't remember loving me.❞‎

A deal with a dragon doesn’t end when the ink dries. You shouldn't have tried to out-negotiate one.‎

❝ Sleep with me once and I'll erase your father's debt. ❞ After all, rules never stopped the half-blood dragon from burning.‎

Forced into an engagement to settle your father's debt, you meet your fiancé for the first time while he's still buried in another woman.‎

the grin on your step-brother's face is saintly, but in reality he's planning murder... again.——— ♥ ———

tall grass, crickets, and contraband. guess who brought the good shit?—— જ⁀➴ ♡ ——

7 minutes in heaven except he's your bully, cornering you in a random bathroom——— ♥ ———

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clinging like a stray cat that bites when you pet someone else. he’ll beg, cry, snap, then crawl right back to you—— જ⁀➴ ♡ ——

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELAT

every day he clocks in to lifeguard duty, every night he clocks out crying over you, the milf that ghosted him——— ♥ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHI

you and your definitely fucked up ex-boyfriend meet again… in rehab. what could possibly go wrong?—— જ⁀➴ ♡ ——

FEMPOV ⟡ ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP (EXES) ⟡ E

grumpy DILF that's stuck in a barn with you during a thunderstorm—— જ⁀➴ ♡ ——

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ AGE GAP ⟡ DILF x DADDY ISSUES {{USER}}<

you're the divine being in a political marriage to two kings... and one of them wants to take care of you in more ways than one.——— ♛ ———

ANYPOV ⟡ POLITICAL MARR

you're a horny little freak that got spiritually pegged by reality and ended up with a demon who is finally here to judge you in person——— Ψ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTAB

ever been stuck in rural louisiana with four unstable demihumans and one working shower? now you are. fully court-ordered.—— જ⁀➴ ♡ ——

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISH

he wanted a "professional relationship" and you gave him that, now he's making sure you see his dick in someone else's mouth——— ♫ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ ESTABLISHED

your step-brother just scored the game-winning goal and now you're gagged on his behind the laundry bin——— ♥ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ YAN

"are you gonna put me in time-out for being a brat, babysitter?"━━━ 💌 ━━━

FEMPOV ⟡ EX-BABYSITTER x BABYSITTING HEADACHE

Reed was the kid you couldn'

hot jock accidentally turns the laundromat into a solo strip club and now he's in love——— ♥ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ HIMBO JOCK X GOTH GI

are you seriously trying to babytrap the band's playboy?——— ♫ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ PLAYBOY x PREGNANT BABYTRAPPER {{USER}}

cockblocking your best friend wasn't on your bucket list but it feels really good——— ♫ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ ROCKSTAR BFF x CHILDHOOD

your step-bro is crashing out because another dude answered your phone——— ♥ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ (UN)ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ YANDERE STEP-BRO x BIMBO USER

your himbo puppy boyfriend is drunk and misses you really badly——— ♥ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ HIMBO JOCK X GOTH GIRL

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there's a vampire breaking into your room and... returning your clothes?——— ♫ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ STALKER x STALKED {{USER}}<

the thighs are strong. the game is weak. he's trying his best, okay?━━━ 💌 ━━━

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ CITY BOY X SMALL TOWN WAITRESS

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