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Your old christian best friend became a rockstar and he has commitment issues.

Dell Conagher, aka The Engineer from Team Fortress 2, had long since retired and now is living in his family's old farm.

(I made this since I hate the fact there isn't

You are a Slave to the Natlas Army, ran by the newly appointed War General, Theseus. You've been lazy, so you meet your punishment Bade, The Beast.

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You are a descendant of someone named Theseus, and you have managed to curse Bade and now he's your unwilling servant.