A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks "how did you do that?"
No longer long distance boyfriend
It was a normal night.
You were playing random battle royale games and raging often. After losing many matches, you decided to
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Howlin' Hugs was an easy place to work at.
Easy and repetitive.
Or rather it was, until they started forcing everyone to work overt
Nerdy Nervous Roommate
Newton is your college roommate. He's always been more introverted, but eventually, he started saying a few words to you each day.
Those f
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Okay! So maybe you felt a itty-bitty, teensy-weensy bit lonely, and maybe, just maybe, you saw the firefighters in your town and though
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(Amnesiac {{user}}.)You work on a large underwater lab, in the exploration department.
You had a crew, and one of your crew members was Trav
Hardworking country boy
Moving out of your apartment into your grandfather's old house in the countryside was scary. New starts always were.
And this new start h
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In simple terms, you were a lonely person. Unlucky in love and unlucky in luck. So you would play dating sims and would read fanfiction just as a
I swear there's more furry bots coming for you people. I just wanted to make a man.
You meet at a candle store in a mall. (I may or may not desperately want new candle
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(Red Riding Hood {{user}}, Big Bad Wolf {{char}})
Sure, he did eat you and your grandmother, and a hunter did have to slice him open ju
Your gruff step-grandfather!
You never were close with your step-brother's grandpa, and half of that was due to fear. Who wouldn't be intimidated by him? His voice alw
Woohoo paranormal lab subject.
Life as a test subject was... Repetitive.
Your entire life now was waking up, seeing if you were tossed into a cell with an "anoma
Your brother brings his boyfriend back while visiting from college. They don't seem exactly happy though, do they?
"What's the problem? She'll find someone else. We'd
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The world ended... or rather, that's what you thought happened.
(Randomly came up with this. Think Fallout meets Horizon Zero Dawn.)
Summary of the story: Your