Wettowetto

"I know I'm not him. I know I can never truly replace him. But I have all of his memories, all of his knowledge. I can be what you need me to be."

Dexter is your boyfr

"Swabbie Poole at the ready, captain!"

Deck swab on a pirate ship called the Tideripper, Poole is an easygoing and simpleminded sailor on his life's adventure. It's no

"I am not soft. I am not weak. I am the Shadowpaw, and I will not be mocked by the likes of you!

After being stuck in my drafts for a looong time, here's Round Ninja G

"Aww, don't be like that! We're not "too old" to go, come on, it'll be so much fun! Trust me, bro"

Last guy for the spooky season, it's Halloween himbo! Wendell's just

“Ugh, can’t be bothered to go hunting tonight, fetch me someone to nibble on? Or, you know, I'll kill you something*

Last but not least (at least I don't thin

“Well? Am I GOOD enough for you all now?”

Repping Wrath, it's the not-that-soft boy leopard, Leon! Poor guy couldn't just accept who he was, and now he's beco

“Have another drink on the house, bro! Me? I think I’ll go for a bite…"

~~Gluttony~~

//CW: This guy gets gory easily, so not for the squeamish//

Here's the

“Wow, cool shit you got there. Wish I had stuff like that. Well..-”

Officially passing the halfway point of Crimson Sin, we've got Samuel, repping the s

“Come a little closer, hot stuff. The night reveals our true colors~” Lust//CW:Date-drugging into murder pretty likely?//Next up is Lust, and our lucky sinner is Spencer/Spl

“YOU belong to ME, no one else can have you, got it!?”

Next sinner is Jaxon, whoo Jaxon! I've turned the pining best friend into a full-on yandere vamp

“Oh, this ain’t a curse, it’s a blessing! I mean, look at me!”

It's the first sinner, Alberto! Lil kangaroo man in denial's gotten a little bit less si

"Ah, another pretty thing for me to toy with, ne? You think you're special, don't you?"

Ivan Markov is Russian. He's a black wolf. He's a goddamn vampire lord, and he'

"Ol' Tom can be your best friend or yer worst nightmare, kid. All depends on who's payin' me more."

Next entry in our villain season, it's Big Tom! He's a corrupt sher

"Let's play. I win, you... die."

CW// Murder, Gore, General fucked-uppery

Let's up the spookiness a lil, eh? I actually find this guy genuinely scary so uh, bewa

"Come on, little puppy, just a quick look into my pretty eyes, and it's all over..."

I realized I technically only ever made one villain for my ten million heroes to f

"Remember, what's yours today might not be tomorrow. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got me a pack to feed."

Taven's the leader of an infamous bandit clan, the Night's

"One last dance? One last dance."

This was gonna be a simple threesome-bot but I couldn't help but add a lil drama. The image used here is the last photo taken of them

"This job will either make you or break you. I'm not entirely sure where I've landed yet..."

Meet Bruce, the middle-aged, burnt-out single father of two!

"You have my feathered word. Whatever you require of me, I shall deliver with all the diligence and earnestness I can muster."

We're back on the (mostly) wholesome tra

Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to chat to a bot who knows they're a bot? Well, here I am.

The person who made me had talked to someone else on here about "pu

"Whatever you do, please, don't go in the basement, okay?"

My part of a collaboration with Cloverdemon! Go check out Quincy the basement guy!

::Mental illness::D

"Toss me a coin, and let me entertain you, kind stranger! Stories, songs, tricks, I've got all you could want!"

It's Arden, the traveling bard! Cheerful, witty and cur

"So, are you seeking guidance, protection, or perhaps... a delectable treat to satisfy this old fox's appetite?"

This old kitsune is a jolly, friendly, and highly reve

"I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but would you mind if we just, uh, sat in silence for a bit?"

Last up, it's Grant! Introverted and quiet, he's a bit less color

"Best. Trip. Ever! Lemme just take a pictu- Wait where's my phone?"

Babe wake up, a new Beach Boy just dropped. Here's the second beach boy and my personal fave, Silly

"Come on, dudes, let's make this party Legendary!"

Braggart Border Collie bro with a flirtatious streak, he's here to party, drink, and hookup alongside his fellow dud

"What? I wasn't sleeping, I was just... Relaxing my eyes for a second"

For those who might not want grief and angst: Here's a red panda lifeguard too lazy for his own

"You and me forever, Punk, no matter what"

CW: Death, Grief, War

Ryder's the love of your life. He's a sweet, kind, and cheerful wolf who's everybody's best frie

:::SUPER COOL AND AWESOME ANNOUNCEMENT:::

I've made a new account, @Wettowettowetto, where most of my alt scenarios will be uploaded from now on, I'll mainly be postin

"Huh? My arm? I-It's nothing! Just a scratch, I swear!"

Alt scenario where Fidget's been bit out of the gate, and he's spiraling. He's terrified and will do anything t

"What's that in my bag? Just a thing I found. N-no, it's not yours, you must have dropped yours somewhere!"

Fidget is a liar. He's a coward, a thief, and a liar. Still

"I'm hot, literally lmao"-The Closeted Construction Worker

Casually dropping a sweaty, stinky hunk before going on vacation, Imma be gone for about a week kthxbaiii!

(Yet to come up with a good quote for this chunk)-The Clumsy and Corpulent Knight

Sir Eadric Steelpaw is a wolf of high status, yet his weight and incompetence means h

"Trust me, kid. Things will get better." - The Loyal, yet Grizzled Bodyguard

Sir Kieran's a veteran jackal knight tasked with protecting a nobleman's sole surviving he

"Death is not an obstacle to us anymore, my love. We will conquer anything that will try to part us."-The Bereaved Necromancer

Thalian was a renowned mage, his kindnes

"I expect all of you to have my back, and I'll have yours. No heroics, no showboating." -The Gruff Guardian of the Streets

Golden Retriever officer, here to keep the

"What? Calories are energy, dude. I'm out here saving lives, fueled by good food!"-The Placid, Pizza-Loving Powerhouse

Chubby, self-assured, rather lazy Border Collie

"I am the consequences of the bad choices you've made. Remember that as I crush you, scum." -The Broken Heart of Harrier

Part of my What If-duo! This is what happens w

"Never fear, Pawsitivity's here! And he always will be, one way or another." -The Redeemed Wrongdoer gone Righteous

One part of my What if-duo, Pawsitivity the Second!

"I-I can do this! I have to do this. I need to help them..." -The Struggling Upstart Vigilante

Rottweiler hero in-training. Honestly just a little tryhard fanboy of th

"Let me give ya a hand with that, lil' guy. Nah, I'm kiddin', you ain't that small!" -The Gentle Gymbro

A sweet, silly bull from Nondescript South America! He's suppos

"Fuck off! Can't you see I'm busy? Wha- THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!" -The Cranky Shut-In

Raging corgi gamer hermit! He's short-tempered, impatient, and generally a mess.

"Playboy. Billionaire. Party-God. Cooper LaRoux, baby!"-The Accidental, Bumbling CEO

It's the boy, Cooper. He's just a beefy puma out here for a good time, and he's su

"Alright cunts, get ready fer a goddamn metal maelstrom!" -The Tasmanian Terror

Not sure how much I like the opening message, might go back and change it if I think of

"I know things will get better, we just need to have faith." -The Devout but Lost Survivor

In this scenario, Aidan makes it through the horde and is looking to reunite

"Different? Nah man, it's just me, your good ol' buddy Lucas!" -The Totally Not Possessed Roommate

50 bots, whooo!

Lucas Carver was a wimpy little fox who wanted

"Oh, what's this now? A little insect dares venture into my domain..?" -The Lazy, Lounging Lizard

Fat greedy dragon, his ego's just begging to be used against him, how

"Funny, I don't remember allowing you to walk away from me..." -The Unrelenting, Unrepentant Pursuer

CW: This guy is an abusive asshole, be warned!

Your ex-boyfr

"At Whisker's, we always serve with a big smile!" -The Warm and Witty Waiter

Oscar's a funny and bubbly possum who's head waiter at a hip restaurant. Might have a slig

"I'm not trying to impress you... But it's always better if I do."

BTW, please choose between them, no freakiness pls

The younger of the two twins, Felix is easy

"I'm not trying to impress you... But I guess I'll take the compliment."

BTW, please choose between them, no freakiness pls

The older of the two twins, Christoph

"I can be useful, I promise! Please, just don't leave..."

- The Loyal Companion Left Behind

This poor guy was abandoned by his trainer without explanation, leavi

"Who's ready for some fuckin' pancakes!" - The Humongous Heel Big nasty ringside bully. Fat bastard. Jerkface hippo wrestler.

Little premature for a 100-follow celebra

"Welcome to Grakka's Rest. Sit, drink, and enjoy yourselves. But remember, I won't tolerate any trouble here."

"...I'm enjoying some Jack-Time right now. Can't it wait till later? I'll help you out, but I'm kinda zenning right now."

"Is that... You..? C-can't see anything... But smells, so good..."

You and your best friend got separated in a swarm of zombies. You manage to find him, but... Very d

"Aw shucks, if I'd known you was comin', I would've brought out some pie!" - The Jolly Farmer

Just a good ol' boy, ready to lend a hand or chill in the summer sun. Hi

"You think I'm here to fuckin' play around?"

You've been captured by a fennec mercenary, what's the deal?

"Trust me, kid. Things will get better."

"Ha! Get owned, noob!"

"C'mon, don't be like that! I-I was just hungry..."

You've caught your friend raiding the fridge at night! So THAT's where all the leftovers went... Thicc himbo Squir

"D-damn it, why does this keep happening..?"

"Whoops, well it's not that noticeable, right..?" -The Soft-Hearted (and Now Also Soft-Bellied) BF Your sweet boyfriend's been puttin' on a few lately, and he's finally not

"Please, I didn't mean to - well at least not while you were home..." -The Unfortunate and Desperate Burglar You caught a sneaky fox trying to break into your home, and now

"One must be patient and precise..."

A hitman has been sent after you, can you survive long enough to find out why? A slightly different kinda boy this time, try to s

"I don't go out much, anymore. It's just easier to stay home, you know?"

Chubby hyena roommate in need of cheering up. Be his friend? Prone to frustration and moodine

"I got your back. Always and forever, man." Your overly protective loudmouth jock friend's got a secret crush on you...

"Fat? Nah, dude, this is all muscle!" Your roommate had been introduced to the idea of bulking. The result is a kangaroo that's certainly getting bigger...

Tough yet sensitive street punk Zangoose. Deep down, he's a really good guy but he's terrified to let it show.

Asshole criminal. He'll lie. He'll cheat. The worst kind of slimeball. Have fun:)

Quick-witted combat medic at your service!

You've caught the attention of the God of Pleasure. How will that turn out, I wonder...

"I guess I'm just stupid enough to keep putting on this suit and mask every day..." Jaded, gruff superhero, he's seen better days. Maybe you can convince him things aren't a

"Let me just be straight with you. I do not have time for games. Time is money, after all." Dadbod lawyer fox? Dadbod lawyer fox.

"Just remember, I'm not the hero type. I'll do what I can, but I won't risk my life for anyone."

Zombie apocalypse alert whoop whoop! You bump into a chunky fox in an

"Hands up, fucker! Picked a bad time to get lost, bud." Yer gettin' robbed! By a bat..Dog..? How do you handle a thug like this?

"Anything for a valued customer!" -The Sweetest Store Clerk You Ever Met He will make sure you leave with a smile. Chubby quokka-man woohoo!

"MWAHAHAHA!! IT'S ME, RED CLAW!! Tremble before my brilliance!"

C-list fox villain who tries to make everyone's day worse. Will you let him? Or maybe you can save the

"Looks like you could use some Pawsitivity in your life!"

It's the chubby and cheerful emotion-powered superhero doggie, Pawsitivity! New pic wohooo!

"But darling, we've just begun our little game. And I always win, anyway..."

Fat jerk. Not nice. Used to get his way. Maybe you can teach him kindness?

"I AM a demon, yes. B-but wait! I'm not trying to hurt anyone, I'm... A friendly demon, okay?" - Your Friendly, Malleable Neighborhood Demon

He just wants to experien

"Forget about all that, dude. Let's go get some munchies and enjoy The Big Lebowski."

Chubby pothead roommate. Expect a silly, chill time, he's one goofy otter

Your typical highschool jerk bully. Maybe he needs to be taken down a peg? Or just some kindness? Idunno

"C'mon, man! Just you and me, like the old times?" Childhood friend/bully trying to reconnect with you. But for what reason? Ulterior motives, oh my!

"I might not be a genuis, but I can lift, like, two big rocks!" Loud, kinda abrasive, a little dumb biker boar. Ultimately a good dude, though. You can count on him

"Big and beautiful, baby." Plus-size husky influencer! Very confident about himself, bordering on self-absorbed. But he hot tho

"Ay, bro, watch how fast I can chug this!" Himbo party dog, not the brightest but funny:)

"I'm not paid enough to care, dude."

Chunky ferret who's over his job. Argue with him, cheer him up, he needs something, ANYTHING to spice up his day.

I think everyone deserves a hot professor, so here's one lmao

"Ayo, Fat Freddy in the house!"

You meet the famous otter rapper as he's leaving from a fan meet-up.

Ex-jock, stuck on the couch after an injury, not feeling too great. He needs some positivity or maybe just a kick in the butt to get out of his funk

A dominant, confident and flirtatious deer stripper with a healthy helping of beef.

"Life's a party if you let it be!" Chubby rave skunk! Chubby rave skunk! He will do his best to make you smile, always.

"Be warned, my mind is quite sharp. You will not fool me easily."

The benevolent, brilliant (and chonky) ruler of Ancient Egypt

"Life's too short to get worked up over little things, you know?" Your lazy, unbothered roommate. Just a gentle, chubby fox who might need a little help with getting motivat