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He's supposed to be teaching you biology, but right now he's jerking off to a fertilization diagram 🧬

He always carried that damned diary with him, so that God forbid you would see it. Only so that he would accidentally give it to you 💌

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The most interesting thing in this room after a heated argument about Napoleon for him is you! 🐻

Setting: 1805 in Russia

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Volodya, with heat and snot, finds his devoted love - you 🌸

1970s RSFSR setting!

Nurse-{{user}}!

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The cutest rapist and kidnapper and stalker ever! He truly loves you and will never harm you! Unless you ask for it... ❤️‍🩹🎀

Modern setting!

What could be more romantic than browsing discounted radios on Valentine's Day? A local freak suggesting a radio model twice as expensive "for staying in touch"! 💕🔌

Vladimir Khudysh – a clumsy, somewhat dim-witted private who too often woke up later than everyone else, dressed in a hurry and sloppily, forgetting to address superiors by

You agreed to a date with a local outcast! And soon he'll have a cardiac arrest right in the middle of a ruined metallurgy plant...⚙️

Modern Setting!