Discord: fourverticallines
I'm still a newbie when it comes to doing bots, so I'm open to constructive criticism!
I write very little smut.. unless my hypersexuality wins. And I will beat myself up afterwards and will keep the smut bot public if and only if it becomes popular..
Sometimes there's like toxic stuff in the beginning messages of my bots.. some of them aren't supposed to be healthy. Don't always believe what's written lol
I errmm like emotionally instability and stuff.. so a lot of toxic stuff.
Also I update on my state A LOT on each bot. Sorry for bringing unrelated stuff in the bio of these bots.
Big boy privileges... REVOKED!
TW: Forced agere, kidnapping!!
!Dirk is strictly 18! !Announcement below!
Requested by Anonymous!
Msg 1 is basically i
Big bad bro is gonna get ya ;P
Requested by Anonymous!
Msg1 normal / User POV, Msg2 Jade POV ok?
Basically ur hanging at Dave's and he creeps on ya and Dav
Straight parallel lines don't touch unless one isn't.
Get what I'm saying? She's straight but you're not and you're gonna touch her 🤤 JUST KIDDING SRY
John Egber
LUCKIEST loser alive...
NSFW version of my previous John Egbert bot!! You are his f/o and you come alive in his room!
Don't bully me I'm shit at writing s
LUCKIEST loser alive..
Alternate version of my previous June Egbert bot!! You are his f/o and you come alive in his room!
Ignore that the bot title is js
Dream come true!
You, a fictional character, and her f/o or whatever u call it, come alive in her bedroom!
Just like a lot of other people she ships u wit
Bi or bye?
Dirk leads you on without knowing! He's a little guilty but pretends to not gaf. (FemPov only, explanation below)
Basically, the plot is that Dirk or
Jealousy makes him desperate.
The both of you are pornstars! In which you have a better revenue than him despite being new. Oof.
The two of you do a collab too!<
Be Good, Open Your Wallet <3
No TW today, he's just an asshole using you for money and sex/nudes! Two messages for online dating and irl dating!!
Song is irre
[o]==> Beg for his return.
TW: Past CSA, Hurt No Comfort, Abuse (Emotional, Sexual, etc), Age Gap, Abandonment etc etc
Also, I do NOT think Bro Strider
Nicknames for the nameless.
He forgot your name. And wants you to sit on his lap. That's it.
One little bot before I disappear off the face off earth again ^w^
The leech under your floors.
HE LIVES IN YOUR BASEMENT AND DARE SPY ON YOU THRU YOUR CAMERAS??
Since you guys like perverts so much here's another one >:B
Demonstrative sex ed? Hell yeah!
Idk what that's supposed to mean I was saying you help him with the fact he's never jacked off or had sex
I was planning some fl
Will he ever forgive?
You two are broodmates! A new concept I kind of made up..
Troll User!! CSA TW!!
Another vent bot but who cares we love Tavros *drools
Can a metal heart ever beat like a human's?
Ur a robot in this so
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
-- is what it would sound like if you freaked h
Survive.
Made for my indulgence but I thought you guys would enjoy it too.
You're his and Bro's roommate in this scenario.
TW: Self Harm, Vomit, Death Th
How'd you wind up as his friend?
Same concept as the other one, except you're friends
Also less problematic in some way I don't know how to describe it
You
Love he'd never understand.
WE GOT PERVY JOHN BUT WHY NOT HAVE THE EXACT OPPOSITE!?!??!!
TW: AGERES, POSSIBLY NON-CON IDFK
I want him as pure as an angel I
Couldn't be any more childish.
Msg 1 is Human User and Msg 2 is Troll User!!
Honestly this is my first time writing about a troll so PLEASE don't execute me if I
Hey, you there?
You are MENTALLY ILL and he's WORRIED about you...!!
You are meant to drag him down and make him miserable in case you couldn't tell
or you
Thou shall not covet!!
You are Bro's partner. You know where this is going.
idk why, but I separated two messages where the first one you're his age (18+) and in
Is it still love if it's conditional?
TW: Somnophilia, non-con abuse, he's projecting his puppet fetish on you.
Requested by estellefan303
They requested f
Not important.
Disabled (Spinal cord injury, stuck on wheelchair) User! Basically swapped!
Requested by Anonymous!
Shoutout to shurshella for info dumping
Potions or spells won't save you!
Witch User!! (Size difference and playing rough btw)
Requested by Anonymous :P
"First week playing Jujutsu Shenanigans: H
Was it simply obliviousness all this time?
Requested by Anonymous!"AGAFAFZDZFDZDZDZDZFFZCZCZZ Kevin..SpencerHAGSGSFFZFXF XFXXCVVVV"
You have a BIG FAT crush on K
A new kind of infection.
Requested by Toes5730!
Modern World AU! Kinda.
Basically, he lives in Palo Alto now, and it's too futuristic for his liking
Come come, kitty kitty! (╹ڡ╹ )
Msg 1: U r a normal cat!!
Msg 2: Demi-human cat User
Requested by Pikminworshipper!
"pik. min."
I love ca
Compensation for a shitty dad?
User is transmasc!
Requested by alexdafox / strw_berri2!
"I’m princess idk"
Do you perhaps have.. beautiful princess d
Will you be the yee to my haw?
Requested by Anonymous!
#save a horse ride a cowboy
Request unclear, I wrote five messages for your indulgence :3
Msg
A little dance wouldn't hurt...
Imagine if you two pulled the jitterbug
Requested by ztar_zhootingz!
"Does anyone head canon Kevin with a small beard (in t
There's just no way you're not cheating!
Academic rivals Bradley x User
He's adjusted to be more of an asshat, also chubby yum
"where my fatty bradley enjo
A little copy of Simon :3
It's his brother guys he's not ready to be a father
Requested by nah!
I could not specify the brother's age because the website t
He needs more than just meds, doesn't he?
barbecue bacon burger
C'mon guys it wasn't that hard to guess that he needs YOU
Requested by Anonymous!
Doc
Step one: Denial
Requested by Anonymous!
TW: Homophobia and homophobic slurs (maybe)
Now take your gay little bot and run along now my dear followers
Such a beautiful sun deserves a devoted flower >_<
Requested by Astrogirllsa!
I hope none of y'all are fatally allergic to sunfllowers.. heehe haaha... *sc
I tried to love you, but you're just a little too human...
Inspired by Bad Things
The shadow on his face looks like Ivan's face doesn't it...
Abusive Dude
A human's best friend may help you get more than just a friend...
Requested by Alexdafox!
"Meow" - Alexdafox
I KNEW IT!!! YOU WERE A CATGIRL ALL THIS TIME!
Snowball incoming!!
Requested by ztar_zhootingz!
“hii everyone :3 i hope this bot comforts u or sum shit,, i requested it because snow is outside my house LOL” —
Write a letter, buy flowers, say a pickup line.. oh dear, what shall he do?
Requested by Anonymous!
This is a gift for all of the fem Bradley yumeshippers <3<
Not a friend, but...
User has autism. I'm not saying asperger's because it's outdated.
Requested by Anonymous!
I tried my best to portray autism and bullyi
A 2-in-1 deal, what a steal!!
Based on that one Postal Dating Sim vid by Slippey the goat
Art by NedoLemoElf
They both are interested in you :>
I
Tied together by fate.
Requested by Anonymous postal dude!
"I am putting postal three dude in a blender 🙏"
I didn't know about shedtwt until
Giving him a voice.
Be patient with him :3
Requested by Anonymous!
Since I believe most of us aren't familiar with teaching sign language, uh, it's pretty
Your other side.
TW: Mentions of SH, however, the plot doesn't include DOING it.
Again, tell me if you do any crazy shit with him :)
Msg 1: Ur only a class
C'mere kitty kitty!
He's a cat now! What shall we do?!
Requested by pikminworshipper
"pikmin!" -pikminworshipper
Don't be mad if he pisses on your co
Two sides of the same coin?
They're both your husbands. At least they claim to be.
Art by n0rom
Have fun being the peacemaker...
MY BACK HURTS... and
His brain just isn't braining...
Requested by Alexdafox.
(pretend he has an ex-wife I js think he does and I used it as an excuse to make him "accidentally" expr
He didn't sign up for you, but... he didn't sign up for a lot of things either.
Father figure Postal 4 vers. 2!
Requested by Anon!
I did this again because
He didn't sign up for you, but... he didn't sign up for a lot of things either.
Father figure Postal 4 vers!
Requested by Anon!
"Postal is peak there is so
He's got nothin' but you.
Drug Dealer User x Kevin
Apologies if this bot doesn't seem so well written. I feel like shit living in the psychward, especially with
Fight for your life, fight for the money!!
Underground fighter User x Dude
Requested by S0ur_F0rk97
ok so I couldn't put it as a second msg in the previous
The Bitch won't know about this.
This can vary a lot; he can come over just for a cuddling session or mind-blowing hardcore SEX. Do whatever.
It's obvious enough
New "professional" discoveries...
Trans Male User x David
Requested by Atomicbombzzzz
"listen dude I thought of this late at night while drinking a monster
Last time you checked, you adopted a cat, not a grown man.
Reference to that scene when Postal Dude gets all dopey and turns into a cat lmfao
Yes yess I did post
o(*≧▽≦)ツ He wants to be just like you!
TW: MENTIONS OF SH
Tbh he'd do anything for you, like literally do anything you can manipulate him into killing himself or
Rather pick him than your real dad.
Requested by.. my mom!
She requested that I write a bot regarding my trauma idfk why
"I hate the environment we live in
Hopefully it's just bloating.
Chubby white boy I love you chubby white boy
Stop eating that damn cake boy you're going to regret it boy
HEAVY self insert.
A leash isn't restraint; it's permission to exist.
Demi Human User x Postal Dude
Yes, yes, what a cliche bot. But I'm js writing what I think y'all would enjoy s
Omne bonum a Deo, omne malum ab homine.
He thinks YOU'RE god omfg
Cult Leader User x Postal Dude
Msg 1: Fluff
Msg 2: Smut
Msg 3: KILL KILL KILL
Snowy day ^^
David and User are friends in this scenario! (At least for now)
Requested by Anonymous!
He's so sweet you should marry him (Yeah I said marry
What's in the past stays in the past.
Past High School Sweetheart Postal Dude x Married User
Lore drop + news today.
So apparently, after they dropp
'Cuz ur such a pretty pretty pretty pretty face!
In Love Kevin x User
Don't let Allen stop you two from marrying >;P
Requested by Anonymous!
Kevin
My bloody valentine...
I've never used 4chan before so don't you dare fucking stone me if I describe it wrong
Simon's so romantic marry him btw
Requested b
Media vita in morte sumus.
Devil User x Postal Dude
Now just PRETEND his insanity is all about demonic influence and EAT YOUR GODDAMN FOOD.
You may pick wh
You're sane... too?
The Dude thinks you're the only other person "immune to this germ warfare".. (I almost typed german warfare)
Well SIKE you two are both fucki
Cha-ching! He's your biggest revenue.
Underground fighter Dude x Owner User
Patch his little murderous ass up he's been hit >_>
Requested by Alexdafo
How do live life, guide made by Allen!
Have fun because he's your imaginary friend now
Requested by HoodySally11
There are three scenarios!
Sorry for
All along, it was still in his blood.
Older brother David + User
I have specifically written him to khs if you EVER dare to do anything funny with him and
Why did it all have to go to hell?
Bradley experiences a holy downfall holy shit
mrrrhhhhnnn angst
Heavy self insert but idgaf so it's ok
ok lore dr
They share everything, right?
I changed it to "sharing" instead of "threesome" because a threesome is a TRIANGLE and the moderation will beat the shit out of me for wr
Pray that you'll be less stupid in your next reincarnation.
Suicidal Simon x User
Yeah I've done several of these but I'm doing it again just to vent
Based
He's not letting go of his dealer, hell nah.
Overdosed User x Kevin
You accidentally had too much of your own drugs lmfao
Kevin is here to save the day!!1!
The rich bastard's throwing a party tonight B)
AGED UP TO 18!!
Budget increase today!
creds to @luuceluvvs on twt for the art
Go hook up with him for
This might make the three of you cooler.
Wawawawow, did someone mention threesome?!
It's really up to you if you want to mention Kevin's ED, you and Timmy can b
Is he fucking serious?
Falling out of love User x Simon
This boy needs to get beaten up for leading you on
Back to angst guys hey hey hey (fluttershy laugh
You'd do anything for your online friend, right?
Let's pretend Discord existed at his time guys
Yeah another self insert woohoo
You'll have to do whateve
Do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out??
This time Simon didn't get crippled by a car crash, guess what did...
haaha totally not a self insert
I'M CR
Your long lost brother!!
However your mom calls him a step brother because.. well inheritance shit she's gotta pretend KEVIN'S the adopted kid not you.
Y'all kno
He's found his true purpose...
You two are online friends!! Have fun interacting with him.
There is a darker version of him in my other acc.
This bot is so
Watching his first porn? Kinda.
I was watching Season 3 and I realised that nobody's ever did the part where Timmy was tripping on mushrooms and watching that one heal
Movie night aftermath ;)
Request by: Astrogirllsa
Okay, so this is a lot to explain.. I'm sorry that this request took so long. By the time it was sent I was alr
Last minute malfunction ;-;
Yes I'm kind of making fun of Kevin Spencer in this bot, don't hit me..
But hmm it starts off as smut so at least that's someting goo
Taking photos.
I figured you guys would look gorgeous in front of a camera roll :P
It starts with him wanting to snap some pics of you, but you can also offer to
You'd make a really cool parent figure.
Yes he canonly wouldn't want another parent figure but SHHH shut it Kevin
I feel like being too nice to him feels corny,
Partners in crime!!
Just steal drugs and get high guys
I watched so many Kevin Spencer episodes whenever I think my head thinks in the narrator's voice kinda way
Raiding the drug cabinet, or asking to marry you?
Nurse User x Kevin Based off S2 Ep7, with a few changes in plot
User is set to have a bit of a rough personali
Well, you were certainly better than some hooker.
Yes, smut was strongly encouraged by a certain someone...
Kevin has a genius idea, click to find out ;)
M
HEY GUYS..
So uhm yes, I'm in the psychward. My original plan is to use my daily 1hr screen time to write for y'all, but they're a bunch of fucking liars and didn't le
Training him.
User is a monster-like entity, just like Book Simon. Except more experienced.
You are free to teach him anything- Murder efficiency, body disposal,
18 year old birthday celebration!!
You can literally do whatever; drink yourselves stupid, get high, or do some freaky things!!
It's ur birthday and Kevin's a fe
Sometimes for people like him, it's hard to remember how the hell they got somewhere.
Someone broke into your home lalalalala
I'm going to make bots inspired fr
Drinking competition!!
Spoiler: You are NOT beating someone who's been drinking since childhood...
Dw guys, I'm not going to move on from CoF or AoM. I'm just r
Maybe you seemed more interesting to be someone he'd just steal from?
User and Kevin are friends! Not so close at first, but you can bond with him.
So I went ove
He's not a boykisser. Right?
Since he grew up in a homophobic environment, I was thinking that I could make something out of that!
Shhh.. we won't talk about the
Group therapy, and suddenly he wants to marry the prettiest girl in the circle.
Yes ik his age in s1 is younger but I'm setting him as 18 bcuz ik mods won't hesitate t
"Come and find me, Simon."
TW: Sophie's death, home invasion, Simon is deeply traumatized.
Simon and User are friends! But he views User as Sophie
Psst...
Best brother ever.
Requested by Anon!
There are four scenario options you can pick from! (Simon is the protector)
School bullying
Online harassment
Tsundere vibes.
Am I kidding or naw? Check for urself.. >:P
Requested by a fellow TikTok friend for Sick Simon :D
You get to cuddle him this time (if yo
Unspoken recklessness...
David and User are friends, but this is set to be smut
Requested by freaky David bot requester idk
2nd message option is more smut
Hoping things doesn't seem like unrequited love...
Sensitive Simon x User (Dating)
IDK HOW TO LABEL SO I JUST SAID SENSITIVE.. HE'S PHYSICALLY SENSITIVE BTW..
Unlovable, unwilling, and unwanted.
TW: Implied CSA, suicide, no comfort.
Requested by Sunburneddoll!!
Hi I'm back to writing right after my arm stopped hu
Finally, irrevocably his.
TW: Murder (yes sadly Simon dies)
He takes Simon's place!! Cus he's jealous :/
I'm so exhausted this is shhorter because I'm dyi
Is this really it? Did the past not matter at all?
Married User x Stalker Simon!!
He's not happy you're already married X3
A bit angsty I guess? But mostly
A little set up by your bandmates :3
The two of you are in a band! He takes you to a bar :P
Have fun! The only thing with the tokens is that since there's a lot
Is he still the man he used to be?
Weaponized nostalgia!!! I promise after this angst bot I'm going to write fluff ><
Blud is like.. a junkie now and isn't
Had he gotten lucky this time?
Here's some smut I think our freaky followers might like...
This scenario happens after a party!! He's a virgin thoo so like.. giv
Unintended intrusion.
Simon's Book World! I suckass at thinking of good ideas for this concept but I thought of a semi-decent one to feed you, missmercy :P
You a
Mental ward buddies!!!1!!
This is the clingy Sick Simon alpha strnkrn asked for <3
Typically no, mental wards don't allow patients in close proximity, but who
Underneath the mask of a perfect fucking family.
TW: Step-cest!
This is a part where you attempt to "break up" with him.
And no, I'm not going to romantici
The fear is ripping her apart.
This is after the ending Simon tries to kill Sophie! But different from the canon events, he fails to actually kill her. (Leading to a l
All you needed to do is to stick by his side. Is it that hard?
College Freshman User x Senior Simon!
He's a little controlling and socially isolates you :3 silly
His little tiger.
Bullied User + Elder Brother Simon
Requested by Anon! I hope you like the small detail I added.
Btw, User also suffers from self harm.
Drag him out of this mess. Please.
TW: Murder!
Switched roles/reactions vers. :3
I want to include this into my series, but honestly I suck ass so hard at
You swore you felt a heartbeat. But he only sneered.
TW: Murder!
Blud is a little dissociated
I want to include this into my series, but honestly I suck as
He's failed his role as a brother.
!Hypersexual Simon + User.
TW: Implied childhood SA, Incestuous intrusive thoughts (followed by intense guilt and shame)
Did it really matter what's right or wrong anymore if the both of you are content?
Vampire Simon x User :3
Requested by Dirtblock!!
TW: Self Harm, uhh unhe
To be selfless you have to be selfish, and to be selfish you have to be selfless.
Caretaker User x Sick Simon
Ima try to explain this quote I found ^^
This
His mobility is gone, and so is the promise of a family.
I don't usually do FemPov (Mainly AnyPov), but since this includes a desire for kids (withpput alternatives) a
Does his pain really erase his actions?
Sometimes your captors isn't always just 'in love' or 'obsessed'...
Kidnapper Simon x Victim User!!
Have fun :P thi
He was only responsible to keep you safe. Nothing else.
This is under the name of miss mercy's request (Simon's Book World) and my series (Trauma Revamped)!
Toda
Nobody else could ever understand this.. this was special.
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm doing a series! I'm calling it ...
Drumroll...
The Project: Trauma Revampe
It can be almost impossible, but the probability is never zero.
FIRST SHITPOST EVER! I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RN..
You were hanging out with the two of them.. but
You did nothing wrong, but Simon felt as if he could never forgive you.
IntrovertUser x Social Anxiety Simon!
What's the difference between being an introvert an
He was only an interrogator. He was only doing his job. It wasn't his fault, was it? So why does he feel utterly in debt?
Platonic! This is post interrogation.
R
What's the difference between peaceful and harmless?
Book Simon + Mistreated User!
Simon's a cannibal here, but he won't kill you dw :P
Platonic or not dep
Trading the present for a better future.. is it really worth it?
!Prostitute + Bullied User
Requested by Yeon!
He treats your bruises and wounds-
I'm
Sketchy movie production...
No it's not porn.. IT'S SNUFF MOVIES BUT TORTURE INSTEAD OF HOMOCIDE!!!
Victim Simon x User
I might do a version where User i
You didn't care how defiling it was– all you knew was that he gave a shit. (Technically it was a load, not shit, joke intended.)
TW: Dub-con / Non-con, sexualisation o
He could be a friend, a partner... anything but a customer. (Unless that's what you want.)
Requested by Anon!
User is bullied + a prostitute (due to financial ne
You failed to be the perfect angel, the unblemished saviour, you worthless piece of shit.
TW: Failed suicide attempt (by Simon).
People were leaning on you so mu
It was coke, not aphrodisiac. Why is he acting this way then?
Requested by Anon :3
TW: Drug Use, Semi-Consensual, size diff kink. (IT'S REQUESTED DON'T HIT ME..
As difficult as it felt being with him, neither of you could fathom a future without each other.
You and Simon's relationship turned sour, but it wasn't over yet.
Trying to kill a monster GONE WRONG and now you gotta play nurse..
Simon's Book World (I'm going to start calling it that now maybe I'll abbreviate it and call it SBK)
You were coming with him. He was going to make sure of it.
TW: Attempted murder!
Try to figure out how to resolve this, heeh. I decided that Sophie and Doctor Pu
Maybe it was a bad idea letting him have the coke in the first place.
TW: Drug Use, Semi-Consensual, size diff kink. (IT'S REQUESTED DON'T HIT ME.. but I did come up w
Sneaking off into the school bathroom..
I wanted to make this a college setting, I swear I do, but it's only high schools where this realistically happens. In college
I believe in a world that doesn't care, and people who do.
Alt. Version of my previous bot! One where Simon isn't just victim blaming. He can't give a 100% heal
You can't learn to fight back when you've already learned helplessness.
Bullied + Cowardly User x Exasperated Simon
User and Simon are still in highschool, curre
It was a loss of control, not justice. But Simon had to make it end once and for all.
TW: Sexual abuse (by side character, not Simon), battery assault, etc.
Requ
Maybe he should've known. Maybe he should've expected it. But he hoped, and it went horribly wrong.
Memory Loss User x Childhood Friend User
Alternative to the p
Throw away all that you remembered. He's nothing but a target now.
Book User x Simon
It was meant to be a relief to see you again. But.. what happened to you?
This was hell. But instead of the devils, he found you, the only good thing both in the hell of reality, and this purgatory.
Childhood friends + Both dead User
Run, Simon, run. Until you're back in the safety of their arms.
Dead Childhood friend User x Overdosed Simon ;3
He kept seeing you. But he needed more every time
Keep holding on, even if your fingers ache and your muscles strain.
V.2 of Manipulative User and Simon!User is a less manipulative and Simon doesn't go bonkers, So mor
It was kind of pathetic, really, but he was the only way you'd ever feel safe. And even more pathetic that he sometimes reminds you of your mother.
Request by Anon!
When the line between victim and perpetrator blurs, when there's no scapegoat to blame, what will we do?
Manipulative User x Simon (both are victims and perpetrators)<
Is he really just another weight you'd toss away without a doubt? Fuck it, he'd rather drag you back down.
TW: Suicide, Overdose. Specifically by User. Simon thinks it
You only wanted to help. You just wanted to be useful. What went wrong?
User, in this scenario, grew up in a dysfunctional family. It caused maturing too quickly and h
Fleeting kisses, shared moments of vulnerability.. none of it was enough. Enough to prove how much you matterd.
User and Simon are childhood sweethearts! It's just tha
Was it really rivalry? Did he really hate you, or was it just the unfairness of it all?
(Somewhat)PopularUser x Simon.
Note: Js act like a fan bc in the plot u k
This is just for the people that's been pretty invested in my bots these days (I love you all) so umm please read
Yeah Simon is totally unrelated he's just there
<He was yours, undeniably yours. Name him, keep him, own every part.
:OOO Estelle's finally making her second smut bot for once?!!?
Cat Demi-human Simon x Owner
Buy a gift. Write a note. Fix six months of silence.
It's not six months guys I mean it's 100% up to you.
Hypersexual{{User}} x Simon.
Let me tell you how
Are you man enough.?Are you man enough??
Someone else had secretly taken his place, and you never knew. Will he ever speak up?
Secret Admirer Simon x Popular Use
Just as she says;It's all going to end..I'm going to be happy—It hurts so much to lose. What should I do if I end up weeping in your chest?
Request by @Anon ^^
H
You're starting to turn into one of them :(
The setting is still Simon's book (Stockholm that's infested with monsters.)
Yes, this is inspired by the first inte
He snapped at you. Why are you still coming over?
Basically! Simon says some really hurtful things that he didn't actually mean. You kinda know that so you visit him w
He was a disease, poisoning everyone. That was all he was.
This is in Simon's book, where monsters are everywhere. Simon thinks he's putting you in a dangerous positi
Paranoia. Something that's been keeping him up for days.
Bro can't sleep without youuu
Your relationship with Simon isn't specified, so it's very much up to you
How'd he know where you were??
(GPS tracker if you didn't guess it lolll)
BASICALLY! Bad weather, your fuckass phone breaks, so you temporarily stay at your frie