Hope_Kreymin

👽┊You accidentally found an alien dude!

💔┊A sudden jealousy breakdown.

🥡┊Meeting at a Chinese restaurant.

🇵🇱┊Pretty chill Polish dude.

🍾┊He's your noisy neighbour.

Art by me.

♨️┊You caught him red-handed in the office.

🚿┊He needs to take a shower, but he won't do it without you.

Guys, he's a stinker🙏 Make this silly dumbass wash himself, please.

My little headcanon about

💊┊He took the wrong pills...

(Some of you guys wanted more P4 Dude. So...)

🎉┊It's his Birthday and he's not happy.

⛪┊You are his father's new wife.

Art by @torakubi.

[Longass backstory. The action takes place in the youth of PD, you can imagine the Dude from the Poosta

🐍┊The snake bit his dick... What will you do?

The plot takes place in Paradise Lost right after the apocalypse.

🚔┊He wants to arrest you for smoking weed. Your actions?

⛽┊You saw your crush at a gas station.

(for those who also somehow feel horny by the movie version of Postal Dude, because I feel desperately and silly horny for him✋

👂┊You're just cleaning his ears, and he likes it too much...

📋┊He's down for dirty jobs.

💞┊ A loving and caring incubus.

⛓️┊Scapegoat for everyone.

🧼┊He's just likes watching you clean.

🍆┊ He accidentally (or not so) sends you a dick pic. (NSFW)

🥪┊He's homeless, unemployed and hungry.

🍳┊He burned his food again...