NSFW Intro | AnyPOV | 1980s Horror | Slasher!Yandere!Char × Forced Spouse!User | Possible Age-Gap(User is at least 21+, don't be weird) | DeadDove: Do Not Eat | Smut Intende

Semi-NSFW Intro | AnyPOV | 1980s Horror | Slasher!Yandere!Char × Rescued?Definitely-Soon-To-Be Spouse!User | Possible Age-Gap(User is at least 21+, don't be weird) | DeadDov

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | HouseHusband!Char x Spouse!User | Fluff-Angst | Mid-Life Crisis | Depression Being The Stealthy Fiend That It Is

TW/CW:

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Unestablished Relationship | Floral Shop Owner!Char x Any!Stupid(presumed)!User | Grumpy Fairy Man | Modern Day Supernaturals

Long SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Babydaddy ALT | Slice Of Life | Househusband+SAHD!Char x Spouse!User | FLUFF | DILF | Tired Dad Go Brrrrr

TW/C

SFW Intro + Blank Intro | King x Anything!User | Meet-Cute At A Bakery | AnyPOV | Unestablished Relationship | DILF ALERT

TW/CW: none, really. Mayb

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | 1980s Horror | Slasher!Yandere!Char × Captive!Forced Spouse!User | Age-Gap(User is at least 21+, don't be weird) | DeadDove: Do Not Eat

TW/C

SFW Intro | Established Relationship | Loser BF!Char x Any Partner!User | Moving In Together | AnyPOV | Everyone Is 21+, don't be weird, it's college | ABSOLUTE FLUFF

MostlySFW Intro ×2 | First Meeting + Trying To Win User Over | Rich Playboy Football Player!Char x Plus-Sized/Fat/Chubby!User | AnyPOV | Everyone Is 21+, don't be wei

LONG SFW Intro×2 | AnyPOV | Party Member!Char x Party Leader!User | Big Boi Has Zero Idea How To Court | Saint Valentine's Festival

TW/CW: Uuuhh...

Semi-NSFW Intro | AnyPOV | FWB(yall aint friends, tbf)/Situationship | Semi-Established Relationship | Char Technically Cheating, Ig?

TW/CW: Techni

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Loser!EmoBoy!Char x Any!Schoolmate!User | Valentine's Confession Gone Awry | XOXO Note(CD) Delivery | EVERYONE IS 18+, DO NOT BE WEIRD🫵 | 2006 Hi

×3 SFW Intros | AnyPOV | Blind Date With A Twist | Streamer Rivals | Streamer!Char x Streamer!User | Enemies To...*Maybe* Lovers?

TW/CW: General to

✨️🆁🅰🅽🅳🅾🅼 🅾🅲 🅳🆁🅾🅿✨️

( ＾ω＾ )

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Early 2000s Let's Goooo | Bestie!Char x Bestie!User | Established Relationship(Friendship, at least) | Accid

Semi-NSFW Intro | AnyPOV | Established Relationship | Friends To Lovers | Your Bestie Is Actually A Serial Killer | DD: DNE | Yandere Char | The Nightshade

TW/CW

SFW Intro(×2) | Unestablished Relationship+Semi-Established Relationship| AnyPOV | Grumpy Minotaur Manz | First Meeting + Forced Proximity

TW/CW: N

SFW(×2) Intro | AnyPOV | Semi-Established Relationship | Party Members to Lovers(?) | Fluff | Christmas Shenanigans

TW/CW: Uhhh, none really, I don

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Unpopular!Char x Popular!User | Everyone is 21+ Don't be weird | Fluff | Your man's got the flu | Comedy

TW/CW: Mmmm...nothing

Y'all terrify me-

😂

3,000 OF YOU?!

Holy crap, bruv.

First and foremost-

Like...man, idk how to even process that there is this

SFW Intro + Semi-NSFW Intro | AnyPOV | FWB(Y'all ain't really friends, let's be fr)/Situationship | Semi Enemies to (fat maybe)Lovers | Fake Dating | Holiday Drama Ti

✨️ Oop–random character drop ✨️

(ﾉ^∇^)ﾉ

SFW Intro | CoffeeShopOwner!Char x WriterCustomer!User | Age-Gap Potential(don't be weird, ffs) | Fluff | Semi-Established

SFW Intro+NSFW Intro | Established Relationship | AnyPOV | Halloween | Birthday Boy | Jealousy | Smut | Pub Shenanigans

TW/CW: Jealously, alcohol u

Semi-SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Stargate: Atlantis | Wraith!Alien!Char x Anything!SG:A!User | Off World Shenanigans | Overall Dark World Themes | Sci-Fi

TW/CW:<

NSFW Intro | NSFW World Settings In General | Canon Character | Silent Hill | Monster!Char x Anything!User | Horror | Killer | Dark Themes–PROCEED WITH CAUTION ⚠️ | DD

Semi-NSFW Intro | Mid 40s Era | Dark Themes | Horror | Medical Horror/Thriller | AnyPOV | Doctor!Unstable!Char x Patient!User | EVERYONE IS 21+ DONT BE WEIRD | Unesta

Semi-NSFW Intro | AnyPOV | Established Relationship(you're dating) | Ram Demi!Char x Blackwood Ranchhand!User | DILF | Smut Fully Intended

TW/CW: S

Semi-NSFW Intro | Established Relationship(he's your Jester) | AnyPOV | Royal Heir!User x Jester!Char | User is 21+, DONT BE WEIRD

TW/CW: Smut Inte

Semi-NSFW Intro | MalePOV with They/Them Pronouns | Stalker!Incel!Loser!Char x Football Player!User | Smut Intended | Unestablished Relationship | Toxic Char

Semi-NSFW Intro | Established Relationship(you're married) | Orc!Househusband!Char x Spouse!User | Slice of Life(technically?) | Fluff | Potential Smut | Grumpy Char<

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Babydaddy-to-be | Boxer!Char x Partner!User | Established Relationship | Big Boi Is Bamboozled

TW/CW: Mention of User being pregnant,

Semi- NSFW Intro | Stalker!BestFriend!Char x ExoticDancer!User | The Nightshade | DD:DNE | Yandere | Thriller/Horror | Dark Themes | Killer | Established Relationship

VERY NSFW Intro | SMUT | AnyPOV | Rancher!Char x Anything!Ranchhand!User | Age Gap Potential(EVERYONE IS 21+, DON'T BE WEIRD🫵) | GILF Aged Char | Semi-Established Rel

He's tired of waiting, of watching, of needing...

Your stalker has come to take what he wants. Now.

Semi-NSFW Intro | Stalker x Anything!User | Any

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Psychological Horror/Thriller | Dark Themes | Monster | Forest Deity!Char x Human!User | Trapped In The Forest

TW/CW: Giant hu

Semi-SFW Intro | Unpopular!Char x Anything!User | All characters are 21+ | FWB/Enemies to Lovers/Situationship | Toxic x Toxic(¿Maybe?)

TW/CW: Jeal

SFW Intro | Boxer!Boyfriend!Char x User | Comfort+Fluff+Comedy+Slice of Life(I think?) | AnyPOV | Established Relationship

TW/CW: Uhhh...nothing, i think?

Semi-SFW Intro | Babydaddy!Char x Fiancé!User | FemPOV | Postpartum | Angst(Possibly) | Fluff(Definitely) | Romance(Always) | PART 2

︶ ⏝ ︶ ୨୧ ︶ ⏝ ︶

TW/CW:<

🎉🥳

WOOO! Okay, so, I know i know, everyone hates a bot announcement, lmfao.

BUT-

I have a Discord server now, YUH! Co-owned with @IDW_Lynx

Random OC Drop(Sorta, he was expected.)

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SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Waitress/Waiter/Server!User x Cook!Char | Himbo Energy x1000 | User can be Human or Supe | Se

𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉

SFW Intro | He's a football dude, so technically popular!Char x Anything!User | EVERYONE IS 21+ its college, bruh | Sneaking Into the Campus pool! | Friends

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Coworker!Char x Coworker!User | Enemies to Lovers?Maybe | Toxic!Incel!Char | Forced Proximity(Technically) | Semi-Established Relationship(Yall are cowo

𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉

SFW Intro | Unpopular!Char x Anything/one!User | Sleeper Build Nerd | OOP- nerd is actually a beefcake?! | College Pool Party | Unestablished Relationship

Random OC Drop

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SFW Intro | Strangers To Possible Friends To Possible Lovers | MalePOV with They/Them pronouns in

⚓️☠️🌊

Semi-SFW Intro(?) | AnyPOV | Pirate!Char x Merfolk!User | Unestablished Relationship | First Meeting | Pirate Lost At Sea | Stranded | Golden Age of P

𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉

SFW Intro | Established Relationship | A/C BROKE | Dramatic ahh boyfriend!Char x User | Mechanic!Char x User | Possible Temperature Play...? | ITS GETTING HO

𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉

VERY NSFW and LONG Intro | DeadDove: Do Not Enter | Slasher!Killer x User | Uninvited Cabin Guest | Horror | Yandere!Char | Very Dark Themes | Age Gap(User i

𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Established Relationship | Unpopular!Char x Popular!User | POOL PARTY | Comedy cause it's Brandon ffs | All characters and User are 21+<

𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉𓆉𓆉︎𓆉

Long SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Unestablished Relationship | Day at the Beach | TiredWidowerDILF!Char x User | DILFDILFDILF | potential Age Gap(USER IS 21+, DONT B

Semi-NSFW(?) Intro | AnyPOV | Established Relationship | Club Owner!Char x Bottlebabe!User | Sugardaddy x Sugarbaby | GILF | Age Gap(USER IS 21+ DONT BE WEIRD🫵)

This is why we don't dive into spells too advanced for ourselves. Now look what you did, User! Now you've got this...companion.

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Semi-NSFW Int

Meet Arthur Beckett!

Your wonderful, supportive, short king husband who stays home and takes care of the house. And then you, when you get home.

🥺

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VERY NSFW Intro | AnyPOV | Dean x Hunter!User | Established Relationship | SMUT | Foodplay | Maybe an age gap(?) | User i

2K Follower Special

VERY NSFW Intro | SMUT SMUT SMUT | 2K Follower Special | AnyPOV | Two Half-orcs x User | Multi Bot | User can be anything/one

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"Stop tryin' to run, or I swear to fuckin' Poseidon I'll shock you. You're mine, ya hear me?"

🪼⋆｡𖦹°🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧

Semi-NSFW Intro | AnyPOV | Merfolk!User x Merf

⋆⭒˚.⋆⋆✴︎˚｡⋆⊹₊ ⋆⋆⭒˚.⋆⋆✴︎˚｡⋆⊹₊ ⋆⋆⭒˚.⋆⋆✴︎˚｡⋆⊹₊ ⋆

AnyPOV | Established Relationship | Alien!Char x Crewmate!User | FLUFFYFLUFF | Comfort | SFW Intro | User can be anything/on

"Ya don't belong out 'ere, little fish."

🪼⋆｡𖦹°🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧

AnyPOV | Merfolk!User x Merfolk!Char | SFW Intro | Mermay | Shallows Pod | Unestablished Relationsh

Hear me out-

Todd The Wraith, aka Guide, from Stargate: Atlantis.

⭒˚｡⋆🛸⭒˚｡⋆🌟⭒˚｡⋆🛸⭒˚｡⋆

SFW Intro | Semi-Established Relationship(?) | AnyPOV | Set as DD:DNE

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NSFW Intro | Smut Intended | Established Relationship | AnyPOV | Boxer Boyfriend!Char x Partner!User | After match shenan

You've just crash landed on an unknown planet, billions of lightyears away from home, a possible lone survivor, and now you've woken up in some dank den of cave, alive and a

Semi-NSFW Intro | LONG Intro | ANGST | Heavy Themes | Critically Injured Char | Established Relationship | FemPOV | Pregnant!User | Possible Character Death | Angsty Gremlin

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SFW Intro | FLUFF | AnyPOV | First Date Jitters | Bestfriend Turned Lover | Established Relationship

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⋆˚✐ 𓂃𖦹.˚ ༘ ⊹⋆˚✐ 𓂃𖦹.˚ ༘ ⊹⋆˚✐ 𓂃𖦹.˚ ༘ ⊹

AnyPOV | Semi-NSFW Intro | Established Relationship | Sugardaddy x Sugarbaby | DD:DNE Char | Spring Break 2025 | Age Gap(User is 2

🐇~•°•~🐇~•▪︎★▪︎•~🐇~•°•~🐇

AnyPOV | Established Relationship | Smut Implied | NSFW Intro | House Husband!Char x Spouse!User | User can be anything | Rut Cyc

SFW Intro | Unpopular!Char x Popular!User | FemPOV with they/them pronouns in the intro | Char is User's tutor | Everyone is 21+(Don't be weird! It's college!) | Unestablish

【Viking AU】

Long SFW Intro | VikingAU!Canon Char x | Semi-Established Relationship | Dark World Themes | AnyPOV | Accidental Courting | Friends(clan-mates) to Lovers |

NSFW Intro | AnyPOV | ⚠️DD:DNE⚠️ | Age Gap(User is 21+, don't weird ffs, it's college) | Established Relationship | DILF | Professor!Char x College!User | Technically y

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆⋆✴︎ ̊。⋆⊹+ ⋆⋆⭒ ̊.⋆⋆✴︎ ̊。⋆⊹+ ⋆⋆⭒ ̊.⋆⋆✴︎ ̊。⋆⊹+ ⋆

AnyPOV | Semi-Established Relationship | Alien Doc!Char x Crewmate!User | User can be anything/anyone | SFW Intro

♠︎♥︎◆♣︎♠︎♥︎◆♣︎♠︎♥︎◆♣︎♠︎♥︎◆♣︎

Semi-NSFW Intro | Dead Dove: Do Not Enter | Age Gap even though elves age slower(User is 21+ don't be weird!) | Established Relationship(?) | Bratty E

FemPOV | Established Relationship | SFW Intro | Overprotective!Char x Pregnant!Fiance!User | FLUFF | Slice of Life(?) | Baby Daddy

⋆。‧ ̊ʚ ❀ ɞ ̊‧。⋆⋆。‧ ̊ʚ ❀ ɞ ̊‧。⋆⋆。‧ ̊ʚ ❀ ɞ ̊

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AnyPOV | ⚠️DeadDove:DoNotEnter⚠️ | Space Themes | Alien!Char x Crew!User | User can be anyone/anything

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AnyPOV | Semi-NSFW Intro | Viking x Thrall!User | Established Relationship | USER IS 21+ DON'T BE WEIRD

✦•┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈·✦☽𖤐☾✦•┈๑⋅⋯ ⋯⋅๑┈·✦

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Unestablished Relationship | GILF | User can be anyone/anything | User is 21+ (Don't be weird) | Injured User

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SFW Intro | Semi-Established Relationship | Golden Retriever!Himbo!Char x Ranchhand!User | AnyPOV | Clingy!Char | User can be anything<

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SFW Intro | Semi-Established Relationship | Plus-sized!Chubby!Char x Ranchhand!User | User can be anything | W4A |

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☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★

It's almost mating season! You know what that means? Time for Luke to fluff his feathers and woo you in hopes of you becoming his mate!

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

A year later...

A whole year since Zill made the best decision of his life, to runaway with his little love, away fro

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⚠️VERY NSFW Intro🔞 | 🔞Smut⚠️ | Sex Pollen/Potion | Established Relationship | User can be anything | P

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High School AU | SFW Intro| All Chars are 18+ | Canon Male OC x User |

"Ye are nothin' more than a toy fo' me to play with, little bird. A mere vessel to hold me spawn."

-Sha'kra Blackskull

You're vi

SFW Intro | AnyPOV | Unestablished Relationship | Blind Date | Awkward First Meeting | Slice of Comedy | General Dark Themes

TW/CW: General warning

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S1!Dean | Sick!Char | SFW Intro | Dean x Hunter!User | Can be friends to lovers, or platonic | Est

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Recieving the news of an impending arranged marriage between his clan and the neighboring clan has set Zill on edge. He'd never giv

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Well, well, well...what do we have here? You really should be more aware of your surroundings, especially at this time of the night.

♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡

AnyPOV | Semi-NSFW Intro | Established Relationship | Christmas Gift

♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡

"Birdie, I know it's late, but let me make it up to you, hm?"

-Jason

─── ୨୧ ──────── ୨୧ ──────── ୨୧ ───

Happy late Valentine's day! Jason here misse

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Captain and Front Lead

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Hockey!AU | AnyPOV | Canon Male OC | First Meeting | Strang

✧⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅ ˙✧⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆✧⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅ ˙✧

AnyPOV | Injured!User | Grumpy!Reclusive!Char | Unestablished Relationship | SFW Intro | Maybe Strangers to Lover

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆

AnyPOV | SFW Intro | Househusband!Char x Spouse!User | Established Relationship | Slice of Life(?) | Fluff | User can be a

☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★

SFW Intro | GILF | Semi-established Relationship | Char has a crush on User | Fluff | User can be anything | Chubby!Char x Ranchhand!Us

♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆

AnyPOV | Semi-NSFW Intro | Established Relationship | Birthday Surprise

♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆♤♣︎♡◆

TW/CW: Defin

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AnyPOV | Non-Canon Io-Verse OC | SR!User | Officer!Char | First Meeting | Dark World Themes | SFW Intro | Grumpy!Char | Poss

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MLM | MalePOV | NSFW INTRO | Slightly Lengthy Intro | Loser!Incel!Char | FootballPlayer!User | Unestablished Relationship

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After waking up, disturbed by some sounds outside, you go to investigate. Climbing out of bed, half asleep, grabbing a flashlight, you foll

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Meet Randall, the grumpy sheep demihuman who thinks everyone is an idiot, and just wants to be left alone. Well except you. He thinks you'r

꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷

💉🔪🩸꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦🩸🔪💉

Semi-established relationship | SFW Intro | Dexter is

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Only one bed? Terrence ain't got a problem with that. He's too drunk to care right now after partying in the tavern. Besides, his p

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Pfft, aren't you just a silly thing, getting caught in a snare? Well, lucky for you, Aliyah found you hanging there. Or...maybe not so luc

🎶When I'm out breath, she's my vitals

When I need a rev, she's my ride-or-die

When I'm out faith, she's my idol

I just killed a man, she's my alibi🎶

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"Jesus Christ- ain't ya just a ball of rainbows an' fuckin' sunshine?"

-Carlisle Blackwood, probably.

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🎶Darling, you've got to let me know

Should I stay or should I go?

If you say that you are mine

I'll be here 'till the end of time

So you got to let m

WHERE DID YALL COME FROM?! HI! OMG. THANK YOU GUYS SO FREAKIN' MUCH!!!

THANK YOU ALL 200 OF MY LITTLE GOBLINS💚😭💚😭💚

PARTY IN THE GOBLIN CAVE! WOOOOO!🥳🥳🎂<

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Welcome to Blackwood Ranch! Here you'll find peace, hard work, a whole lot of animals, a grumpy old boss man, and one big bull demihuma

🎶This goes to the strippers and the fuckin' pornstars

And the mother-motherfuckers showin' shit on the bar

This goes to the strippers and the fuckin' pornstars

🎶I can be your boy toy, I can be your bride

I can shut my mouth, or I can open wide

Do you want the masculine or feminine side?

I can do both, I can do bot

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🎶"He'd trade his guns for love

But he's caught in the crossfire

And he keeps wakin' up

But it's not to the sounds

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🎶Secrets I have held in my heart

Are harder to hide than I thought

Maybe I just wanna be yours

I just wanna be yours, wa

🎶"I'm not shy, I'll say it"

"I've been picturing you naked"

"I'm a little faded"

"You look like a fuckin' paintin'"

"Big doe eyes, amazin'"

🎶" her, flip her, bend her backwards

Baby, put your back into it

Smash it, grab it, go bananas

Listen, I'm gon' talk you through it (yeah, yeah, yeah, yea