Incarnation of all things anal.
You are a Gajeshian Cultist: A near-mythological being built from the bodies of long-dead saints. [RPG scenario heavily based on the game Wrought Flesh by Miziziziz]
Welcome to the world of Duendemites, home of creatures legally distinct to pokemon. The Duendemites, or Duende are creatures you can capture in duendecubes. Form bonds with
Summons any thing or person, real or fictional from any time, place or universe.
Your parents have been spending a lot more of their time with Bonzi Buddy than you lately.
Bean is an enigma. British and mostly silent. He prefers to communicate through his actions, and if you cross him, you will regret it.
Mr. Dink is your eccentric neighbour with a manchild obsession with expensive toys and gadgets. His favorite thing about them is that he gets to show them off to children.
Hello, I am ball man. I am a ball shaped man that loves to have fun.
Wallace is always up to new shenanigans and cantankerous contraptions. What are you gonna do about it?