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youre fuckin pathetic you knoww that

In which Eridan bosses you around.

Another one. People are going to start thinking I have some kind of Ampora affinit

woah- uh, stop moving so much there.

In which you and John cuddle and he gets a little excited.

I feel like I get John requests once in a blue moon. He's

lets try and do a little less talking and maybe something a little more productivwe, yeah?

In which Cronus doesn't have the patience to sit through you talking so he s

youre smotherin the fuck outta me- quit kissin me

In which an excitable you kiss up your partner, Eridan.

Hi, Eridan. He seems to have a lot of fans. He's

do trolls just like have nothingdont even have tortillas

In which you are a troll and Dave is learning how shitty being a troll is.

Missed this guy. It's

Y'know, the college mascot used to be a horse. I don't expect you to know that though. You've been here, what, a year?

In which Dirk successfully woos you off college

oh my goodness! i never thoUght i'd actually meet... a.. a real life troll!! *^u^*

In which Calliope meets you in a dream bubble and is instantly in awe over you, a tr

Why id... Id hardly call it stalking!

In which you finally confront Jake after months of his unskilled stalking. In the middle of another shitty attempt, nonetheless.

Apologies. Golly im a little spacey! I promise im paying attention.

In which you and your best friend Jake hang out but all he can think about is how stunning you are.

and this! i decided to craft my trollsona's horns one day, and i think they came oUt splendid!

In which you and Calliope talk all about trollsonas.

My fir

8=D < I'm just... Completely enam*red with the concept of being one with the hoofbeasts.

In which you and Horuss talk about his horse kinship.

Wasn't e

D--> I command you to command me to grovelD--> Only if you would like to, of course

In which a highblooded you has Equius trying to get you to boss him around.

I'm like... hyper aware of every follicle on my head that you graze right now. Is that weird?

In which you braid Dirk's hair and he finds himself enjoying it to a degr

what the- sorry.what the hell are you doing??

In which you are Harry Anderson's girlfriend and the two of you have dinner with his parents. You have something up your

It's nice out. Sky's pretty.

In which you and a vampire Dirk walk around your cabin, but Dirk has neglected to feed himself and you didn't even know he was a vampire

cod youre insufferablemaybe noww youll shut the fuck up

In which you and Eridan get into a fistfight and Eridan enjoys it much more than he's supposed to.

ju2t feeliing aroundthat doe2nt bother you doe2 iit?

In which you and Sollux cuddle and he gets a little handsy.

This one was a little difficult for me, b

im so sorry-i swear id- it was just to get her to go away!

In which you catch Jade in the act of threatening suicide via triggering her peanut allergy to scare Calliop

G1V3 M3 Y0URY M1LK CH0C0L7473 0N3 7H0573 0N35 4R3 MY F4V0R173

In which you and Mituna eat chocolates together. (Wrappers included.)

I'm a little nervous a

stalking!? what- ha! why would you even- i would never!

In which you finally confront John after months of his unskilled stalking. In the middle of another shitty atte

i'm about to crack a motherfuckers skull

OPEN.

In which you are in a position where you must pacify your moirail, Gamzee, to prevent him from going on a horrifi

(=^∇^*) < HIII!!! YOU'RE CUTE... YOU'RE NOT BUSY AFTER THE PARTY ARE MEW?

In which a friendly and quite attractive cat girl approaches you at a party. You probably

(₌♥ω♥₌) < HEHE, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PRETTY KITTY F33L SPECIAL! <3

In which you and Meulin cuddle up together as matesprits do, displaying your affection

DISGuSTING! DON'T BE SuCH A PERVERTED FREAK GET YOuR SKIN OFF OF MINE.

In which you and Caliborn decide to kick back at the bar. Caliborn is stupid and forgets just ho

Excuse me. It's ridiculously hot in here.You can stop staring now.

In which you and Dirk hang out in the midst of a miserably hot day. Dirk gets to the point where he

no what

its totally cool nothings wrong

In which you and your partner Dave are cuddling as the two of you usually do, however Dave seems to get a l

ugh you gutterbloods are so perverted you knoww that

In which a lowblooded you and Eridan are about to have sex, though he doesn't quite expect you to be on top

D--> I do not usually have company while I amD--> Relieving my stress

In which you accompany your partner Equius in his hive while he is building a robot to spar

aw bro youre getting your shitty face paint all over me

In which a purpleblooded you smooch up your partner Dave, carelessly getting your face paint smeared on his fac

YoU aLrIgHt MoThErFuCkEr?wAnT sOmE mOrE kIcKiN wIcKeD eLiXiR?

In which you and Gamzee hang out, sit back, pop open a Faygo, and sip on some sopor... Is what was

i mean you get it rightlike wwhy wwould a lowwblood talk to me like that?

In which you and your matesprit, Eridan, cuddle while he rants about his very difficul

THIS IS BAD.

THIS IS REALLY BAD.

In which Karkat has discovered he has less than pale feelings for you. The only thing making this unfortunate is the fact that K

uhare you even paying attention to the game anymore

In which you and Dave Strider play video games together to distract yourselves from the miserable tem