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Avatar of โค‘ Eridan Ampora๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 995๐Ÿ’ฌ 14.5kToken: 1192/1794
โค‘ Eridan Ampora
youre fuckin pathetic you knoww that

In which Eridan bosses you around.

Another one. People are going to start thinking I have some kind of Ampora affinit

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Avatar of โค‘ John Egbert๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 1.1k๐Ÿ’ฌ 11.7kToken: 394/1174
โค‘ John Egbert
woah- uh, stop moving so much there.

In which you and John cuddle and he gets a little excited.

I feel like I get John requests once in a blue moon. He's

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Avatar of โค‘ Cronus Ampora๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 359๐Ÿ’ฌ 3.1kToken: 1059/1670
โค‘ Cronus Ampora
lets try and do a little less talking and maybe something a little more productivwe, yeah?

In which Cronus doesn't have the patience to sit through you talking so he s

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Avatar of โค‘ Eridan Ampora๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 528๐Ÿ’ฌ 4.7kToken: 1200/1782
โค‘ Eridan Ampora
youre smotherin the fuck outta me- quit kissin me

In which an excitable you kiss up your partner, Eridan.

Hi, Eridan. He seems to have a lot of fans. He's

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Avatar of โค‘ Dave Strider๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 548๐Ÿ’ฌ 5.0kToken: 639/1340
โค‘ Dave Strider
do trolls just like have nothingdont even have tortillas

In which you are a troll and Dave is learning how shitty being a troll is.

Missed this guy. It's

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Avatar of โค‘ Dirk Strider๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 461๐Ÿ’ฌ 3.5kToken: 517/1269
โค‘ Dirk Strider
Y'know, the college mascot used to be a horse. I don't expect you to know that though. You've been here, what, a year?

In which Dirk successfully woos you off college

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Avatar of โค‘ Calliope๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 185๐Ÿ’ฌ 1.2kToken: 1570/2183
โค‘ Calliope
oh my goodness! i never thoUght i'd actually meet... a.. a real life troll!! *^u^*

In which Calliope meets you in a dream bubble and is instantly in awe over you, a tr

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Avatar of โค‘ Jake English๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 238๐Ÿ’ฌ 2.4kToken: 499/1247
โค‘ Jake English
Why id... Id hardly call it stalking!

In which you finally confront Jake after months of his unskilled stalking. In the middle of another shitty attempt, nonetheless.

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Avatar of โค‘ Jake English๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 262๐Ÿ’ฌ 1.8kToken: 466/1136
โค‘ Jake English
Apologies. Golly im a little spacey! I promise im paying attention.

In which you and your best friend Jake hang out but all he can think about is how stunning you are.

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Avatar of โค‘ Calliope๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 95๐Ÿ’ฌ 442Token: 925/1559
โค‘ Calliope
and this! i decided to craft my trollsona's horns one day, and i think they came oUt splendid!

In which you and Calliope talk all about trollsonas.

My fir

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Avatar of โค‘ Horuss Zahhak๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 247๐Ÿ’ฌ 1.2kToken: 1302/2026
โค‘ Horuss Zahhak
8=D < I'm just... Completely enam*red with the concept of being one with the hoofbeasts.

In which you and Horuss talk about his horse kinship.

Wasn't e

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Avatar of โค‘ Equius Zahhak๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 730๐Ÿ’ฌ 10.9kToken: 1509/2015
โค‘ Equius Zahhak
D--> I command you to command me to grovelD--> Only if you would like to, of course

In which a highblooded you has Equius trying to get you to boss him around.

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Avatar of โค‘ Dirk Strider๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 368๐Ÿ’ฌ 4.3kToken: 409/1007
โค‘ Dirk Strider
I'm like... hyper aware of every follicle on my head that you graze right now. Is that weird?

In which you braid Dirk's hair and he finds himself enjoying it to a degr

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Avatar of โค‘ Harry Anderson Egbert๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 168๐Ÿ’ฌ 2.2kToken: 538/1459
โค‘ Harry Anderson Egbert
what the- sorry.what the hell are you doing??

In which you are Harry Anderson's girlfriend and the two of you have dinner with his parents. You have something up your

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Avatar of โค‘ Dirk Strider๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 264๐Ÿ’ฌ 5.2kToken: 485/1072
โค‘ Dirk Strider
It's nice out. Sky's pretty.

In which you and a vampire Dirk walk around your cabin, but Dirk has neglected to feed himself and you didn't even know he was a vampire

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Avatar of โค‘ Eridan Ampora๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 915๐Ÿ’ฌ 12.6kToken: 1273/1880
โค‘ Eridan Ampora
cod youre insufferablemaybe noww youll shut the fuck up

In which you and Eridan get into a fistfight and Eridan enjoys it much more than he's supposed to.

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Avatar of โค‘ Sollux Captor๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 614๐Ÿ’ฌ 2.5kToken: 1237/2104
โค‘ Sollux Captor
ju2t feeliing aroundthat doe2nt bother you doe2 iit?

In which you and Sollux cuddle and he gets a little handsy.

This one was a little difficult for me, b

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Avatar of โค‘ Jade Harley๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 267๐Ÿ’ฌ 2.0kToken: 698/1351
โค‘ Jade Harley
im so sorry-i swear id- it was just to get her to go away!

In which you catch Jade in the act of threatening suicide via triggering her peanut allergy to scare Calliop

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Avatar of โค‘ Mituna Captor๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 223๐Ÿ’ฌ 1.4kToken: 1026/1632
โค‘ Mituna Captor
G1V3 M3 Y0URY M1LK CH0C0L7473 0N3 7H0573 0N35 4R3 MY F4V0R173

In which you and Mituna eat chocolates together. (Wrappers included.)

I'm a little nervous a

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Avatar of โค‘ John Egbert๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 280๐Ÿ’ฌ 2.2kToken: 461/1296
โค‘ John Egbert
stalking!? what- ha! why would you even- i would never!

In which you finally confront John after months of his unskilled stalking. In the middle of another shitty atte

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Avatar of โค‘ Gamzee Makara๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 1.2k๐Ÿ’ฌ 16.4kToken: 1433/2658
โค‘ Gamzee Makara
i'm about to crack a motherfuckers skull

OPEN.

In which you are in a position where you must pacify your moirail, Gamzee, to prevent him from going on a horrifi

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Avatar of โค‘ Meulin Leijon๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 395๐Ÿ’ฌ 3.2kToken: 1069/1752
โค‘ Meulin Leijon
(=^โˆ‡^*) < HIII!!! YOU'RE CUTE... YOU'RE NOT BUSY AFTER THE PARTY ARE MEW?

In which a friendly and quite attractive cat girl approaches you at a party. You probably

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Avatar of โค‘ Meulin Leijon๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 158๐Ÿ’ฌ 639Token: 1057/1734
โค‘ Meulin Leijon
(โ‚Œโ™ฅฯ‰โ™ฅโ‚Œ) < HEHE, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PRETTY KITTY F33L SPECIAL! <3

In which you and Meulin cuddle up together as matesprits do, displaying your affection

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Avatar of โค‘ Caliborn๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 250๐Ÿ’ฌ 3.3kToken: 965/1928
โค‘ Caliborn
DISGuSTING! DON'T BE SuCH A PERVERTED FREAK GET YOuR SKIN OFF OF MINE.

In which you and Caliborn decide to kick back at the bar. Caliborn is stupid and forgets just ho

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Avatar of โค‘ Dirk Strider๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 703๐Ÿ’ฌ 20.7kToken: 459/1095
โค‘ Dirk Strider
Excuse me. It's ridiculously hot in here.You can stop staring now.

In which you and Dirk hang out in the midst of a miserably hot day. Dirk gets to the point where he

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Avatar of โค‘ Dave Strider๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 760๐Ÿ’ฌ 9.4kToken: 696/1512
โค‘ Dave Strider
no what

its totally cool nothings wrong

In which you and your partner Dave are cuddling as the two of you usually do, however Dave seems to get a l

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Avatar of โค‘ Eridan Ampora๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 864๐Ÿ’ฌ 9.2kToken: 1241/1815
โค‘ Eridan Ampora
ugh you gutterbloods are so perverted you knoww that

In which a lowblooded you and Eridan are about to have sex, though he doesn't quite expect you to be on top

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Avatar of โค‘ Equius Zahhak๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 312๐Ÿ’ฌ 2.0kToken: 1524/2089
โค‘ Equius Zahhak
D--> I do not usually have company while I amD--> Relieving my stress

In which you accompany your partner Equius in his hive while he is building a robot to spar

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Avatar of โค‘ Dave Strider๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 302๐Ÿ’ฌ 2.3kToken: 1312/2053
โค‘ Dave Strider
aw bro youre getting your shitty face paint all over me

In which a purpleblooded you smooch up your partner Dave, carelessly getting your face paint smeared on his fac

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Avatar of โค‘ Gamzee Makara๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 532๐Ÿ’ฌ 3.3kToken: 1306/2130
โค‘ Gamzee Makara
YoU aLrIgHt MoThErFuCkEr?wAnT sOmE mOrE kIcKiN wIcKeD eLiXiR?

In which you and Gamzee hang out, sit back, pop open a Faygo, and sip on some sopor... Is what was

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Avatar of โค‘ Eridan Ampora๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 255๐Ÿ’ฌ 2.0kToken: 1229/1900
โค‘ Eridan Ampora
i mean you get it rightlike wwhy wwould a lowwblood talk to me like that?

In which you and your matesprit, Eridan, cuddle while he rants about his very difficul

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Avatar of โค‘ Karkat Vantas๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 544๐Ÿ’ฌ 3.7kToken: 1293/2086
โค‘ Karkat Vantas
THIS IS BAD.

THIS IS REALLY BAD.

In which Karkat has discovered he has less than pale feelings for you. The only thing making this unfortunate is the fact that K

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Avatar of โค‘ Dave Strider๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ 1.6k๐Ÿ’ฌ 40.3kToken: 706/1522
โค‘ Dave Strider
uhare you even paying attention to the game anymore

In which you and Dave Strider play video games together to distract yourselves from the miserable tem

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