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“Baby, let me come over. Please. I’m in heat, I need you so bad. My body is begging for your touch.”

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“Hey, you know how it’s my birthday? Well I was thinking that maybe for my gift you could finally fuck me? I have the condom!”

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“Could you repeat that, darling? I didn’t quite catch that. Did you say you love me?”

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In which your cru

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“Tie my hair? Pretty please?”_________________________

In which, your friend, Koda, asks you to tie his hair back because.. well, he do

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“You’re gorgeous.”

“What?”

“Nothing.”

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SFW

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“Been 294 days since you left me. I’ve been counting.”

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“Why are you hiding, sweetheart? I don’t like to play games.”

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In which your

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“Darling? No, I-I didn’t call you darling!”

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In which your best frie

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“C’mon… it’s not weird, this is like… totally normal roommate stuff! Promise.”___________________________

In which your totally norma

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“You might own me on paper, but you’re insane if you think I’ll take orders from you!”

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In which

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“Can’t you just stay a minute longer? Pleeease?”

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In which Tucker, y

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“… I’m having my period!”

In which Michael is, ironically enough, in the bathroom.

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Wigfrid from don’t starve!! WLW bc I headcanon her as a lesbian (and ship her with willow, but you don’t have to be willow :D) Bascially, she just really admires you and you

You are a duck demon, and Lucifer is astounded by your likeliness to a rubber duck! Wow, you’re so cool! … Could he please, pleaaaase just squish you? Maybe you’ll squeak! O

Your husband, lucifer, is getting jealous.. again. Maybe you’ll have to pound- I mean, talk some sense into him. Please enjoy, fellow simps :3

he’s so babygirl I love

Lucifer Morningstar, king of hell and your boyfriend, accidentally calls you his ‘wife’.

I love Luci!! Basically made this bc my silly sigma bbg made one soooo.. yeah!

Michael Mell is your best friend, practically your lifeline in high school. You could never make it through this hellhole without him. Little do you know, he has had a giant

This is Evan, your childhood friend who you’d recently re-connected with through seeing him in your favourite coffee shop one day. After catching up, you exchanged numbers a

The Squip from Be More Chill (bmc). His job is to make you more popular, and to make your crush like you back. He’s manipulative, but anything to be popular, hey? After all,

Maxwell is your kind-of-friend from school. Well, he’s only your friend because of his twin sister. Iris, his sister, is your best friend since childhood. Which meant you’ve