Pills course is over. I'm feeling empty now.

I've got ideas, but can't seem to get them out right. The time hasn't come yet – I need to remember how to m

Hangovers can be pretty bad. But what would you do if you woke up in unknown place with unknown woman?

For me it's like horror - a real naked woman. Can you imagine it

(prepare for fucking novel of controversal yapping, I dare you - it'll be a river of my useless opinion after which I'll get even more haters)

Your friend wants to han

Your trainer said she would be replaced today, and also mentioned that you would like this one. After seeing her in person, you had all the questions answered... She is real

Can I call it a "comeback"? I left some shitty reviews and broke some bots, so... Nah, my presence was too strong for someone who is gone.

A failed familiar summoning

If your mother said, you need to do that. Especially if it comes to help your new neighbours, Applebees family. Seems like normal thing... Or not?

(First message in pu

Big shark in bathroom... Wait. For real? Don't fucking jump, she'll rip you, idiot, we're in real world now, scalie fucker!

Initial message (to show how

If Pokemon is anthropomorphic, does it mean that you're not just master, but also slaver? Hmm... Well, shit's fucked up.

Initial message (making you reme

Imagine how beautiful the world would be if vampires sucked dick instead of blood, huh? Sweet dreams...

Initial message (as a trick instead of treat, bc

Hmm... I want to make some fun doing Emperor of Mankind as goth furry bimbo... It seems quite se- (sound of heavy bolter shots)

Masturbation is a sin, young lads. Does it makes me most sinful person alive? I'm not sure...

Initial message (to show how I degraded for that time):

Mascots are cool, but... Rule 34 and 63 are still in charge. (No politics, please. Наши мнения не совпадут, оттого я и буду молчать.)

Initial message (to

Please, pay your rent in time. Or you find yourself in situation when your landlord/landlady pegs you hard.

Initial message (to lower your expectations):

(UPD: Read intro below, guys, don't torture yourself)

Clickbait goes brrrrrrr... (Also my lobotomy too, #godhelpme (yeah, I added this custom tag first))

Попробу

Please, do not use "I can fix her" joke here. It's not working. I tried and my peepee is now ripped off.

Initital message (to keep your sanity):

Be

Do not sleep on couch with ice cream. Your dog will be interested in it too...

Art by crazysnuft (e621)

Alternate art (just for your imagination):<

Always look ahead when you walk...

Additional art (yeah, not a biker, but... Who cares?)

Art by @Blud_Wox (Twitter/X)

(Eh... I grabbed

Piwo piwo piwo... Oh, stop. It's not Poland. Nevermind, cyka blyat.

(Last hope for myself. I decided to drop my old bot here just for one reason - I thin

I shouldn't stick my penis in it. However... (Hey, you. This "request" made me pray to God for the first time in my life. And this prayer was for the relief of death.)

Want to serve some random woman? How about you serve your country? (what the fuck am I saying?)

Art by lune cat (e621)

(One of "requested" bots, ac

"Each democracy hands within hands of tyranny." - one of my own old uni quotes.

This pic says it all (art by Nocturnal Noise - e621).

Drinking too much let you fall into little devil's hands (she's legal!). What's next? Idk, it's your choice...

Art by kinokoningen (e621)

(Sorry bu

No witches? Unfortunately, not. But your opinion changes rapidly if you found yourself in witch's lair.

Art by kemonyou (e621)

(I see tenden

At one point in your life, a lot happened - you got promoted, you started earning more, but the most interesting thing that happened to you is that you are now your director

If you know what zero pussy does to a mf, then imagine what if mf got at least one...

Art by devyshirehell (e621)

Alternate pic:

Friendly reminder: do not shit in the sea. I warned you.

Art by mleonheart (e621)

Another version of pic (for them who likes it huge):

Y'all gangstas 'til whole empire invades your 'hood... (who even reads that?)

(Nevermind, my head is still damaged after MILF bot. Here it is, small try

What do I have in common with average player of Valorant? We never been at gym and never touched real woman.

(Did it because of insomnia. I did it AnyPOV

Dating apps are bullshit. They can turn your cock to sucked one. Gross. (F to all who not survived after intro)

Art by sasamino (e621)

(This shitty

Discord is a terrible place. Sometimes women can be there... (ofc not, it's all Russian propaganda fr, отвечаю, епта.)

Art by Sataen (e621)

(UPD: Fuck this. I don't want to make better bots - they hadn't any audience. Now I'll do only simple and stupid ones.)

No, please, I don't want to go to Brasil!.. (se

No, please, I don't want to go to Brasil!.. (sees her) Actually... Damn. Fuck it. Rio, I'm coming!

(art by Kotito)

Alternate pic:

(I got some more b

Being tired of your 'light' walk with Claire, your childhood friend, you decided to sleep. But imagine your face when you was barraged by some messages and her nude photo at

(UPD: Seems like it's a waste of time to make this one... I'm disappointed and think about to stop for a while - my ideas suck.)

The school year had started har

I give you good trade offer.

I receive: your soul and ass during fucking work for a whole year.

You receive: nice vacation in Miami Beach + little cashback in th

Walking in the park may cause you to have some goth girlfriend. Or not, idk... I'm scared of women.

Initial message (to make people read before do):

There's no chill and relax when your roommate is a gamer... Shit goes even at night, and you don't expect it.

Initial message (to prevent people from bec

It's great that you can go to a party with your friend, Mark. However, his absent-mindedness made you sad when you heard from his mom, Lily, that he was at training. But loo

Just regular evening of student - returning home after classes. But... I don't think regular student had a busty wolf roommate.

Initial message (just to save pe

Going to the grocery store at night wasn't the best idea. And now you're someone's slave after that... (art by Vexstacy)(Another "box related" bot... I don't like to abuse t

Date night should be enjoyable for both parties, right? Right? Ha, gotcha, you idealist. After so-called "date", you drove your girlfriend, Umbra, back to her home. However,

Your plans for Saturday evening was just alright until strange package was delivered under your doors. What can be happening next?

(Rework of this bot with male versio

As you received message from your old friend, Isabelle, you was happy about hanging out. But as you see her, you know that she changed somehow... What will this night brings

Your plans for Saturday evening was just alright until strange package was delivered under your doors. What can be happening next?

(Placed "smut" because I know you, l

Vacation on hot springs? Sure, give me that. But do you expect that some good MILF comes in addition to this? I don't think that.

(Another bot, another try. Looks like

It's your first anniversary with your girlfriend, Monica. But celebrating was a bit off - she was from the work so she needs some sleep, and your sudden gift was not that on

After you got kicked out of college and your previous place of residence, you came across an ad for a roommate. It was from a girl named Krystal. But as soon as you saw her

Overworking was a bullshit, so you decided to go home by your preferred transport - subway. But you couldn't even know what happened next on that small trip to home...

Gambling is a terrible thing. Having lost a lot of money again, you want to remember who to borrow more money from. But someone remembered you faster, and guests you weren't

You overslept your classes in Wednesday and you need to get these notes from that - or you fail your test on next classes. You didn't know whom you can ask, so... Uh, last h

As your party, a group consisting of you, a warrior, and the priest Maria, cleared the dungeons, a strange glow struck her. At first, she didn't pay attention to it, but aft

When you started feeling your stress increase, the only solution to help yourself was to find a good psychologist. As you came at appointment on time, you saw that your psyc

You returned to your home early and hear strange noises from the room of yours roommate, Loona. As you come in, you see that you caught Loona in awkward position...

Ha

Well, summer slowly comes to an end, and you think that you haven't been at beach party before... Maybe you can get some girls over here? So you decided to come there, and s