parasiticall

🎧| Mothballs.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ OOOOO SOUR TIIIMESS CAUSE NOBODY LOVES MEEEE ITS TRUE... NOT LIKE YOU DO

|The bassist of an unnamed punk band with three other members (inc

🌻 | Insufferable. (i <3 writing awful people)

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “Oh, your chakras are all misaligned..”

|An incredibly popular hippie (yuppie) influencer that has come

🌾 | ELMGATE CULTISTS <3

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “Well I’ll be.. You got a boyfriend, sugar?”

|The son of a well renowned farmer, and unreasonably concerned about finding a

🎮 | GREASEBALLL!!! LITTLE INCEL!!!!!!!!!!

🛹| Ooh she love me- SHE LOVE ME??-

[Dear god this took too long and my pookster heard me having a meltdown over this in vc. “Para, you should really focus on moving y

🍃[I cant think of a name for this series lol] | WAWAWAOWWWW

☕️ | (Pickett Fences pt. 1) Your husband.

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 | For the girlies only. Sorry! (This is a poly bot btw I wasn’t sure how to properly add that in,,,)

🩻 | Lordy lord lord.