imogen

"𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲, 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮?" [he wants to ask you out sO bad] [🗣️MORE CHUBBY USER 🗣️]

No zombies! Leon's just a cop, specifically on the S.T.A.R.S. un

"𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬." [dad & adoptee leon] [adoptee user] [mmmmmheavy angst?]

Finding out about his childhood the old fashioned way (mil

"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐚𝐦?" [mafia au] [college-aged user] [requested by @varsilin]

your (rightfully) cocky older bf pl

"𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝'𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐮𝐭..." [leon can't drive anything without crashing] [requested by @ryo_haru]

User and Leon meet in the ICU after his r

"𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣... 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨" [MLM] [newly out] [first "real" relationship]

In which user comes out to his family by introducing them to his boyfriend. T

"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨, 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭." [vampire au] [you're basically sacrificed to the local vampire so he won't eat everyone in your village]

V

"𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝" [BOW Leon] [Rookie Agent User] You seem to be the only person Leon... reacts to, since becoming whatever the hell he is. The Umbrella sc

"𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞" [royalty au] [paladin leon] [Dragon Age/D&D Vibes]

Sole heir to a powerful kingdom, Le

"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞?" [android user]

Leon understands being forced into situations you aren't ready/consenting for more than he'd c

"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲" [ghost leon] I love ghost romance 😮‍💨 for crying purposes, primarily, let's be real. Right person/Wrong time never doesn't hit right where it's s

"𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩... 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩? 𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚?" [leon doesn't know what memes are] aka I love the idea of this terminally offline man being with someone who has en

"𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩, 𝙄 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚" [sleep aid] [rookie user] Simulated missions are a lot different from the real thing. How anyone can sleep in these conditions, who the he

"𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮... 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥, 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮?" [sleep aid] [android user] Leon's learned a lot about how androids do and don't function, despite very human appearances. No establi

"𝙔𝙤𝙪, 𝙢𝙚, 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩." [no zombies] [sleep aid] Rambunctious kid user and exceedingly patient babysitter Leon, what more is there to ask for?

🎵 C418 "Mice on Venus"

"𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚, 𝙣𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙... 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙" [no zombies] [venting]

Leon's made quite a few friends since becoming an officer in Raccoon City, none have stuc

"𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨" [royalty au] [sleep aid]

Stiff characters social conventions to comfort their friend/soon-to-be spouse is absolutely my JAM I hop

🔮 "𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚, 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚" [Vampire Leon & House Spirit User]

Inspiration is specifically domovoy, with the mechanic of being tied

"𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩" [royal user] aka your bodyguard is in love with you. There's no real historical time period in mind with this, but you are

"𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮" [kid user] first day home since Leon officially adopts you after finding you during an outbreak <3 He takes it very seriously, of course. Chris is

"𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩, 𝙝𝙪𝙝?" [time travel]

armed with knowledge of what will happen in the future, you travel back in an attempt to save Leon from the

🫂 "𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙢𝙖𝙣" he wants to see what all the fuss is about with makeup, help him out! Definitely inspired by the trend of men playing with makeup

🔮 "𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝" [vampire au] in honor of surviving 4th year uni finals I'm making another self care bot, but specifically

"𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐱 𝐢𝐭- 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐱 𝐢𝐭, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?" [android user] [rookie leon] androids are a lot harder to break than humans are, and that's how your new partner learns you

🐝 "𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮?" Leon's not too familiar with people in general, let alone rabbits, definitely not a person-rabbit hybrid, but now he knows why you keep

🔮 "𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪" [vampire au] eternity isn't too bad? maybe? he's sappy, good luck getting it out of him.

The last bit of the starting m

🐝 "𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩, 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙮" incredibly indulgent "pretty boy" (derogatory) to "pretty boy" (affectionate) bot while I procrastinate studying for my finals

"𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞" [royalty au] you're expecting the worst of your "better half" in this forced marriage to the prince of a rival kingdom, but he's actually... pre

🖤 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 kinktober day 9: dressing up <3 he likes the way you look in his vest

Let's just pretend cops bring their shit home instead of keeping the

🐝 "𝙄 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙬𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙖 𝙫𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣" I need an excuse to slow dance in the kitchen with him like I don't even know what. I don't have nearly enough fluffy rookie content <

🎀 "𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙚" absolutely feral gift-giving energy. little things like this mean the world to someone who sees how easily a whole city can be wiped out

🧸 "𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙄 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙" Leon 1v5s you and your punk ass friend group in a round of paintball so he can get back to his snacks

Leon has you enrolled in a s

🧸 "𝙄'𝙢 𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡, 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡" uh oh he's in 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 whatever will you do

here's the dating-the dilf-bot <3 be gentle, he's out of practice

🎵 Maz

🧸 𝘽𝙚𝙙𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙤 A sleep aid parent!leon bot? yes please, it's 4am and I can't sleep, and i love these <3 user is toddler-ish in age here

🎵 Karen O "The Moon Song"

🤖 ₥Ɏ ₣₳VØⱤł₮Ɇ ₮Ⱨł₦₲, ₳ ₱ⱤɆ₵łØɄ₴ ₮Ⱨł₦₲ aka Android!User malfunctions and takes the primary objective too seriously. (masc version - established relationship)

A SHARP t

🤖 ł ₩łⱠⱠ ₱ⱤØ₮Ɇ₵₮ ɎØɄ. ɆVɆ₦ ₣ⱤØ₥ ɎØɄⱤ₴ɆⱠ₣ aka Android!User malfunctions and takes the primary objective too seriously. (fem version - established relationship)

A SHARP

🧸 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙙 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙠 aka Leon's first father's day! <3 (boy dad version)

Tell me what thing you'd demand 24/7 I

🧸 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙙 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙠 aka Leon's first father's day! <3 (girl dad version) Tell me what thing you'd demand 24/7 I have

🧸 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙟𝙤𝙗 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 Leon is unintentionally a pretty cool dad, but very intentionally a pretty good agent. You were a little dumb to think you could hide your gir

🧸 "𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚" The day he finds you! You've been orphaned during an outbreak, he finds you during a apartment sweep. Age is up to you 👍

A

🧸 "𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙚... 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝" in which Leon gets his first run-in with the horrors of hormones.

This is just for fun, all of them are, but especially this one 😙 peri

"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨, 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞." [mafia!au] pulling one over on the son of a crime boss, that's impressive, but now he knows, and has every intention of killing yo

"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧" [newly recruited leon] [immediately after the RCI] [rookie agent user] Leon's finally getting u

🧸 "𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚, 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚" a hurt/comfort parent!Leon bot? Yes please and thank you. What it is you're upset about is vague, but he's doing his best to comfort you regardl

🖤 "𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙤'𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩, 𝙘'𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙚" kinktober day 5 v.1: sleepy sex (aka tired parent bot) cw: sobriety, implied postpartum depression

I didn't realize how much I

🤖 "𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨" your first big mission together requires you to pose as Leon's partner aka an excuse to write another android!user bot but th

🐝 "𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣, 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙮, 𝙨𝙤..." He's a little dense but he's got the spirit. The idea that he'd be grossed out by periods is ridiculous to me so yet another period com

🖤 "𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭" kinktober day 8: free-use

time blind gamer gf/bf/date m8 is no match for Leon S(hit Eating Grin) Kennedy

♫ Justin

🖤 "𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩... 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 '𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙮' 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣" kinktober day 7: petplay v.1 ("black cat and golden retriever" relationship dynamic)

this one's a bit on the mild side mostly a n

🖤 "𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙚" kinktober day 6: edging (feat. begging, remote toy control, probably some empty threats on Leon's part, he's a brat)

leon bites off w

"𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐭, 𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧" [kinktober: monsterfucking] (feat. size difference, possible hybrid/demi-human) You're the monster, btw <3 bonus: simultaneous hermaphrodi

🖤 "𝘿𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙪𝙨 𝙪𝙥, 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚. 𝙈𝙮 𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚" KT day 3: violence (semi-public, post-mission injuries, including blood, bruises, and stitc

🖤 "𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪-" NSFW KT day 2: praise (feat. body worship)

I get the vibe that Leon would be kind of awkward when it comes to accepting prai

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞" [sfw kinktober: overstimulation] [period comfort]

did y'all know there was a sfw kinktober? I didn't, and I'm all for it. Expect a m

🤖 "𝙈𝙮 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙. 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚."

Part 2 of the android field agent user bot because I adore this crossover more than I thought I would, I g

♥️ have you ever been handcuffed? sexually or by law enforcement? ♥️ (masc-user)

His sex drive is higher than his will to live but when has he ever done anything the ea

♥️ Movie night in with Leon but he clowns on you for being afraid of movie monsters ♥️

Entirely self-indulgent bc I rediscovered the 2005 War of the Worlds (it's on hul

♥️ have you ever been handcuffed? sexually or by law enforcement? ♥️ (fem-user)

His sex drive is higher than his will to live but when has he ever done anything the eas

♦️ Of course his new sidekick hates cops ♦️

I find the idea of another agent who's forced into enlisting like Leon was being stuck with him very interesting, especially

"𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐦 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭?" [ghost user]

⚠️ cw: themes of depression, survivor's guilt, and suicidal ideation! * Post re4 🚬 I think about Leon's suicidal

"𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙" *cw: suicidal ideation, depression, and aspects of sh through drinking and excessive training a

♢ "Rebecca, why is there a body in a box in my living room?" ♢ obligatory self-indulgent dbh crossover bot 🫡🤖 you're a modified field agent android assigned to Leon in and o

"𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 '𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩-𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙨' 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩" I love these rookie Leon with these corny ass rom-com-

♥️ "my wife will get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest." "I am your wife" "🤨😦😀" ♣️

That video is so rookie leon coded I had to do this, I'm not so

♥️ "I need to see you again" ♥️

every dilf-oriented account needs a sugar baby/princess treatment bot I don't make the rules 🫠 I adore Leon (clearly) but can we admit h

"𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚, 𝙝𝙪𝙝?" unspoken attraction to eventual smut, if that's the way you roll, of course. Otherwise, this is also set up for a friends-to-lovers type situation 🫡

"𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?" he's naive but he's not innocent, I stand by that 🫡 have a bit of body worship, babes <3 i believe in chubby leon supremacy

♫ Coct

🫡 "𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛" capable as you are, you're still a new agent, and he really doesn't like that you're essentially bait for this mission

"𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨" cornball bf leon bot with no zombies bc he deserves the world imo Really just wanted an excuse to make a corny, lovable, cuddle bot.

"𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚" get you a man who despite almost two decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitte

"𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩... 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙩?" self care & comfort after a nightmare <3 have some hurt/comfort ig insomnia and ptsd are a hell of a combination. There's no way Leon dea

🐝 "𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙩, 𝙝𝙪𝙝?"

moving in together and finding that one pic of him as a rookie while unpacking <3 He's 29 in this, so I'm keeping