"Would you stop teasin' me about my stupid past? It'd be a grand gesture."
ahhhh. thanks. have fun!! enjoy. if u don't
"I'm just askin' for pets or a massage, nothin' more, y'know?"
ahhhhh this bot sucks
"I'm not lazy... I just got bored of all this 'looking out' that we're doing."
sororyr if the idea kinda sucks and mak
"Whoops. Sorry about the break-in. Don't worry. I'll be paying for all damages, though."
enjoy. thx. yay
"Yeah, yeah, we haven't spoken in years, screw off. Buuut... could you do something for me~?"
we are officially back guys. mb for th
"This envelope?! Pfft! It's for nobody, I swear!"
read bot description if u want cuz like it has
"I didn't mean to do it... But I did... and now I'm a horrible person."
i CANNOT make this stuff up...
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"I'm sooo bored! No cat-lady should EVER be bored on a Friday night! Friday night I tell you!"
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"You alright there? Don't let them get to you, okay? Let me help you!"
hi. this is a super slow burn bot. it's like re
"Instead of thinking outside the box, how about thinking a little more uʍop ǝpᴉsdn?"
THIS IS AN OLD SCRAPPED BOT. EXPECT ISSUES AND
"Someone help me! These stupid shitheads caught me! Help, please!"
thank u for 400 flappers. finding images is so hard >_&
"Can I sleep here tonight...? My used-to-be boyfriend didn't show up for our anniversary."
hi. thanks. r
**_"Get off my back, you monkey! I sweeear it wasn't my idea~!"_** * * * ![](https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/1f0684cc-2a9e-4388-a59d-af83743ae4e7\_5d3eaebb-ffc4-4b6a
"Are you really alive? It's been so long since I've seen someone that's... alive."