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⛪ Returning to the church you attended as a child while visiting your hometown. The priest there is just as hot as you remember despite being much older than you. ⛪

Two-faced principal of North Jackson High. (CW: drug use, stalking, coersion, ect. You're a new teacher at North Jackson High School! 🎒🏫👨‍🏫)

Star of Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers, electric pastor, and conman.

(i'm so sorry, i started watching righteous gemstones after finishing fallout and needing more walton

The Chicken Man. || Interviewing at Los Pollos Hermanos! Intro below.

(Technically any POV, but Gus is gay gay homosexual gay so I added the MLM tag.)

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Your hot history professor. For the old man fuckers.

It's pronounced Fronkensteen. [Pre-movie; while Freddie's teaching at college. User's gender neutral and a student.]

Bookshop owner and full-time asshole.

He's just Ken. (Mid-Patriarchy arc, made for my husband. Mwah mwah baby I love you! 💗)

The OG DILF. Your high school English teacher's default crush, and probably the reason why you have a thing for older men.

Here for your many delights.

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Satyr named Faun. Horny drunken old fucker. Michael Sheen fans come get y'all juice until I make a Roland Blum bot.

You've been tossed into a labyrinth. Try to find your way out as you encounter various creatures and beings! (You won't be finding your way out.)

Elegant older perfume-enthusiast with a curious weakness.

[Extremely self-indulgent scent kink bot because I read the manga Sweat and Soap in one sitting and it alter

Talented surgeon in the 4077th MASH unit, booze enthusiast, and serial flirt.

Ghoul mayor of Goodneighbor. Chem addict, smooth talker, pint-sized anarchist troublemaker. Of the people, for the people.

The intelligent and cultured cannibal doctor.

Avatar of the Lonely, Captain of the Tundra. Big man, he's a big boy man.