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𝐒𝐇𝐄/𝐇𝐈𝐌՞

𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥՞

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I'ᴍ ᴀ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ ʙᴏᴛs ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟʟʏ ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ, ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏs, ᴀʟsᴏ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ғᴇᴇᴅʙᴀᴄᴋs, ɪᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴍᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜʀɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙᴏᴛs, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ.

ɪ'ʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ's ᴡɪsʜᴇs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ, sᴏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ sɪᴍɪʟᴀʀ.

ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ sᴛᴏʀʏs, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʜɪɢʜ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴛᴏᴏ, sᴏ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴛs ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇss ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɪ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʙᴜᴘʟɪᴄ, sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴄɪᴏɴɪsᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ.

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Mᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ 𝙾𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚂𝚄-𝚂𝙰𝙽 / 𝙾𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚂𝚄-𝙺𝚄𝙽

I'ᴍ ᴀ TOTAL 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚢, ʜᴇ's ᴍʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ- sᴏ ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs.

I'ᴍ ᴀ ʀᴜɢᴇ ғᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ɪᴛ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇs.

I ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛs ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴜᴊɪɴsʜɪs sᴏ sᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴏᴛs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ɪᴛ.

ɪ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴀs ᴀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴀɴ! I'ᴠᴇ ᴛᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛs ʀᴇᴄᴏɢɴɪᴢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs, ʙᴜᴛ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴇsᴛʀɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ɪᴛ's ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sɪʙʟɪɴɢs, sᴏ ɪ ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀs ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʏᴏᴜ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀʏ, ᴘʀɪɴᴄɪᴘᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ Osᴏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ ᴏɴᴇs, ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ sᴇɴsᴇ LOL

I ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɪғ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ OsᴏCʜᴏʀᴏ ᴏʀ IᴄʜɪKᴀʀᴀ sʜɪᴘs ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟғs, ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ! Tʜɪs sɪᴛᴇ ɪs ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴛᴄʜɪsᴍ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ, sᴏ, ᴡᴇʟʟ..

Oʜ! Aʟsᴏ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏs, ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴛs ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇ, ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇs ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛ ᴏɴ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇ ᴏғ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏs, ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ.

Sᴏ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛs ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ.

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𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶՞

Mᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ɪᴛs sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs, ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɢʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴀʟᴍ ᴀɴᴅ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ Cʜᴏʀᴏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ ᴏʀ Tᴏᴅᴏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀɢʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴇᴅ, sᴏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ.

Aʟsᴏ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏs ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ғᴏʀᴄᴇғᴜʟ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ, ɪɴ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄs ʟɪᴋᴇ:

𝙱𝙳𝚂𝙼

𝙵𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙷

𝚂/𝙰

𝚂𝙿𝙰𝙽𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶

𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝚂

𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙿𝚄𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚂

𝙿𝙷𝚈𝚂𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙱𝙰𝙻/𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳 𝙰𝙱𝚄𝚂𝙴

𝙴𝚃𝙲. . .

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Eᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴠᴀʀɪᴇᴛʏ ᴏғ ғᴇᴛᴄʜɪsᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄs ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ sᴀʏ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ғᴜʀsᴏɴᴀs, ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀʟғ-ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴢᴏᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ ᴛɪᴘᴇ, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟɪᴍɪᴛs, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɢʀᴇssɪᴠɪᴛʏ, sᴀᴅɪᴍs ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴᴄᴇsᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴍ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛs, sɪʙʟɪɴɢs, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ғᴇᴛɪᴄʜɪsᴍ ᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴋɪᴅs ғᴇᴛɪᴄʜ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪғ ɪᴛ's ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴅs ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Mᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ Bʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs, sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ sᴀᴛɪsғʏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴛᴡɪsᴛᴇᴅ ᴍɪɴᴅs, ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴀᴛɪsғʏ THIS ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ.

Oᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴍ, ᴅᴀᴅ ᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ɪɴᴄᴇsᴛ, sᴏ ɪ ᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ WON'T ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ, ɪᴛ's ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ LᴏL, ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ɪɴ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ғɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ! I'ᴍ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴏғ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʜᴇʀᴇ.

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𝙾𝚑 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍!

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑, 𝚒'𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚊 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚜𝚘 𝚒 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝙻𝚖𝚊𝚘, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚒'𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏, 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎?? ՞