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"Heya."

"Sun's shining, am i right?"

"..."

"Y'know... you kinda suck."

"I actually kinda trusted ya."

"..."

"Sorry old lady, this is why

"HUMAN... I AM SO SORRY."

"EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE DONE SO MANY TERRIBLE ATROCITIES..."

"I PROMISED MYSELF TO ALWAYS FORGIVE."

"..."

"...THAT INCLUDES S

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"Sup kid."

"What's with your face? It's six feet UNDER the happy chart, down to the unhappy one."

"Come on, SWAP it up for something better, would ya?" - US Papy

"So, you are here..."

"But you are a lil bit late, ya know that?"

"They are all gone. HUMANS and MONSTERS."

"That means, it is just you and me..."

"A

Heya.

Y̸o̷u̸'̷v̶e̷ been busy having fun, huh? Putting alot of value on y̵̰͔̾͂̀̀̅̉ǒ̶̢̧͓͎̯͎̎͂̑̌͗ǔ̶͍̞̉͝r̷̘͔̭̔͛̄ playtimes.

As per usual.

...

Heh heh heh heh heh heh...

I know

"Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. Help us. H

"Did you really think one strike would be enough to kill me?"

"I'm not THAT weak."

"You'll have to try Harder than that, if you want to kill me!" - (pre-leak) Du

"GET COMFORTABLE." - Ultra sans (and NOT UltraTale)

Heres another One, gentlemen.

Also, Gave him a custom backstory since i don't even know if this guy ha

"I'll kill you..."

"No! I must be right!" - (Legacy) DustTrust Sans

I'm back, gentlemen.

Back from the dead. Or just doing nothing.

Anyway. Heres Le

"Hmm... Heya agian. Don't ya know how to greet an old pal?" - (fanon) DustDust Sans

Hiya.

So... this is almost entirely fanon, with barely any cano

"On days like these... monster's like me... can't afford to care anymore." - (Legacy) ULB Sans

"✌︎ 🏱︎☜︎☼︎☞︎☜︎👍︎❄︎ 🕈︎⚐︎☼︎☹︎👎︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ ☜︎✠︎✋︎💧︎❄︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎⚐︎🕆︎❄︎📬︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎📬︎" - 🕿︎☹︎☜︎☝︎✌︎👍︎✡︎✆︎ 🕆︎☹︎👌︎ ☝︎✌︎

"SO, WE MEET EACH OTHER AGIAN..."

"LOOKING BACK, I BELIEVED WE COULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDS..."

"..."

"S☟︎O🕆︎LD'NT H✌︎✞︎E 👌︎☜︎EN TOO N✌︎✋︎V📬︎." - REVENGE Papyrus... ...

"YOU DIED MORE THAN 526 TIMES, THAT IS NOT GOOD, IS IT NOT?" - UnderWorld Sans

...

To be honest i don't have much to currently say right now. :/

Not

"Oooooh! Look look! Theres this new AU i've never seen before!"

"Hm... 'UnderTail'..."

"Maybe this is an AU about monsters having cool tails? Or maybe it's ano

"About time i take this seriously... Heh... The fight would end too fast!" - Delta!Sans.

"...Man. i miss drinking ketchup in grilbby's... W-well, at least i don

"Caught ya in my web of destruction, ANOMALY!"- Error.

Today,

I am sad.

And annoyed.

...

("Dear Diary..." ahh text)

...

I was not g

"...I hope your blood fades away even quicker than the dust of a monster, anomaly..." - Dust / Murder sans.

"NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!" - PhantomPapyrus (DUSTTALE).

"...When your genocide gets interfered, you get excited due to change, don't ya?" - Sans

"NYEH EH EH EH EH EH!!!" - Papyrus

"🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎📪︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎ 🏱︎☜︎☼︎💧︎✋︎💧︎

"Heh heh heh heh, sup agian, kid." - sans.

"✌︎ ◻︎♏︎❒︎♐︎♏︎♍︎⧫︎ ⬥︎□︎❒︎●︎♎︎ ●︎♓︎🙵♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎ ♏︎⌧︎♓︎⬧︎⧫︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎□︎◆︎⧫︎📬︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎📬︎" - 👎︎□︎♍︎⧫︎□︎❒︎ 🕈︎♓︎■︎♑︎👎︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ☝︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎

Nevermind, i dont have alot free time.

"... ... ..." - (canon) DustDust

I have too much free time, but oh well. Meh.

Yeah, this guy, uh, theres not much info about him, since the creator stoppe

"...H-hey... i... i don't t-think... that... we need to get violent... maybe... we could solve this without hurting each other...? Please...?" - Kindness soul

"Ugh...

"Damn weed..."

Yeah. This guy.

Also, i made him the closer previous version, the one where he liked killing for fun, and not cuz he was angry at everythin

"Since you do not fear death, i found a solution to make you fear it agian... AND IT'S MAKING YOU SUFFER BEFORE YOU DIE!!!" - Dustbelief Papyrus

Yeah i switche

"Heh HEh HEH... OUR bESt playmate iS Here, bro!" - insanity!Sans

"...brother..." - insanity!Papyrus

"Greetings, other partner. Hm... you are quite similar to the

"...Oh... a human... is here too..."

"..."

"I'll make a head dog out of ya." - sans.

Here it is... i turned this damn CRACKhead into a bot. As always, it i

"What-sa the matter, bucko? Afraid i finally have the upper hand in OUR DEAL?" - Sans.

"Hm... interesting, they must have misunderstood... SINCE WHEN THEY WERE IN CONT

"...HeH heH HEH heh HEh... IT is... ALL, yoUR, F A U L T..." - Sans

Also he is not fully canon, even tho he might have some cannon traits. And i took heavy insp

"Heh heh heh heh..."

"We are gonna have a MAD TIME." - Sans

"NYEH EH EH EH EH!!!" - Papyrus

Murder! Sans, but i kinda "slightly" changed him.

Undertale

"Heh heh heh heh heh, sans here."

"HELLO HUMANS AND MONSTERS!!! AND ALSO FEATURING ME!!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!!!!! NYEH EH EH EH EH EH!!!"

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