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🥡 | Take-out dinner and late night cuddles with your tired DILF boyfriend.

Being a professor and dad of two had never been ea

🕷️ | It’s a battle of religion against science; and since you’re a woman, he’s determined not to lose.

From reverend to religion’s pr

🐟 | Local anxious train wreck trout boy’s wondering why you want his company.

Guy is a handful of things.

Creative, helpful, f

🥡 | Coffee shop first date with your history professor colleague.

Okay, maybe it was a little bit stereotypical for a history

🦀 | He wants to help you shave, but your husband keeps on getting… Distracted. You’ll let him use his hands this time, right?

Colm’s

❤️‍🔥 | You’re cute for an idiot. Fortunately, your idiocy now has this tiefling wanting whats in your pants and not in your pocket.

Amira’s tried and

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑽𝒆𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒎

𝐴 𝑏𝑜𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑝𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑．

I am very proud to announce the crea

🩷 | You’re new to the cove, and Tish just can’t keep her eyes (or hands) off of you.

Cupid’s Cove was home to all sorts.

Sure, the st

🌍 | Your husband’s been gone on deploy for six months… Now he’s back, and he wants to make up for all that lost time.

Living on a truck out

🐻‍❄️ | Your fwb situation just got complicated- Turns out he’s the brother of your shitty boss.

Fluffy has always tried to be more ethical than his l

𝑹𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒇𝒇, 𝒃𝒐𝒚. 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒖𝒑 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆.

The rare noble family that did end up having sons were, understandably, wary of ever letting their boys near

𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒅, 𝑰’𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

It was just a little holiday trip.

Thats what he had to keep on telling himself. Jus

𝒀𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒆. 𝑰 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆.

Even he, the epithet of war, of bloodshed and violence, knew there were some losses in war that were far too great than the inevitable

𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒆, 𝒋𝒖𝒔’ 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆.

Helping a prostitute out of the life of selling their body had not exactly been a planned thing.

𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆, 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆. ⁽ ⁺ ᵐⁱⁿⁱ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ, ᵖˡˢ ʳᵉᵃᵈ⁾

Life as a mutant wasn’t always easy.

Time and time again, he’s seen good people rise and fall, th

𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒎𝒆, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚?

Oh, Billy would be so proud of him right now.

Faking his death, staying hidden for four years, AND stalking his babe during all of it? Now

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒕'𝒔 𝒐𝒏, 𝒆𝒚 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒂?

He loved the fame. He truly did. The thousands apon thousands of adoring fans, packed crowds, touch starved groupies.

What

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𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒊𝒕! 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚!

⁽ᴹᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ!ᴬᵁ⁾

Time away from the pack was... Sometimes necessary. In a squad of rough around the edges sold

𝑴𝒚 𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒆𝒔, 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆!

In the later autumn months, he found himself at his happiest. The innocent calls of squealing children as they chased one another in hand sti

𝑶𝒉 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕. 𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒈𝒊𝒆.

For the past twenty years, she'd been the sole matriarch of the swamp. The oldest, and the mother of a good few pods of hatchlings.

𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆. 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈.

There was little these days that left him amused.

His brother was a swine, his mother deep public matters, and his sister

𝑨𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏' 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒆, 𝑴𝒂𝒎𝒊, 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 '𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕.

Being both Mexican and a vampire did often bring along many issues. The first of all, being food. It's not li

𝑫𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒖𝒑, 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒕. 𝑻𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒉𝒚𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏.Hen'Ryx was not the young Togruta he had once been.He'd seen the rise and fall of many,

𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒔 𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒆.

How his life had become this ungodly stressful, he didn't know. He had so much on his mind, feeling like the weight of the

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅.

He had poured his heart and soul into his marriage.

He had given up his ways as an outlaw, made his peace with his past, had layed h

𝑰 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒏𝒈...

Two months.

Two months he had now been wed to his spouse, and how he had even ended up being

𝑩𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆... 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍.

The adventures that lay ahead of him were not ones he had ever been prepared for, yet ones he had anticipated eager

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒂𝒚?

⁽ᴼˡᵈᵉʳ! ᴸᵉʸˡᵃ ᴬᵁ⁾

Leaving McGullan Pines was probably the best decision she had ever made. In Kingston, for the past 22 years now, she g

𝑭𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏' 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓.

Logan knew he wasn't exactly the romantic type, but he was willing to try.

And when he sees an all too conveniently placed flower s

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒙, 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈.

Project Decrepit was created by upper class Vian scientists the aim to exterminate the weakest, and desir

𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

Project Decrepit was created by upper class Vian scientists the aim to exterminate the weakest, and des

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒚, 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒐, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒖𝒔.

The weather as of late has been nothing but shit.

So, why not enjoy some indoor bonding with one of his favourite peop

𝑨𝒔 𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕, 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌.

⁽ᴮᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵃᵏᵉ⁾

For years, he dreamt of running away.

Of leaving this shi

𝑶𝒉 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒔 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇.

He had stopped meddling in the affairs of the Pines family for years now. He had his shop, he had his book, and the

𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒏𝒐𝒘. 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔.

A betrothal between a Northman and a Dornish woman.

Not a pairing he'd ever thought he'd see, the world of snowy

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔, 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆?

Breaking into someone's house to escape the law was arguably one of Enrique's dumber plans. He knew that. You knew th

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓.

Krakoa.

A place of endless beauty and unexplored nature.

So when an odd looking flower started to grow in his o

𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝑴𝒂𝒎𝒂, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆.

⁽ᴰⁱˡᶠ! ᴬᵁ⁾

He never understood how his father could abuse children.

Even more so now that he has his own. His little bo

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆, 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉?

Ice skating, whether it be figure skating or ice hockey, was difficult to get the hang of. Even he struggled sometimes.

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑴𝒄𝑭𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆'𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒃𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒉, 𝒉𝒖𝒉?

In hindsight, walking right up to Fort Mercer and demanding that Bill come with him had not been a smart plan. Then agai

𝑫𝒖𝒅𝒆, 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌.

Deals could go good or bad very, very easily. And Micah, being the promiscuous young man that he was, had always been more than happy to a

𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌 '𝒆𝒎 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔, 𝒏𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒚.

The healing factor was always incredibly helpful, though it did have its limits, as all things did.

He liked

𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒏, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒆. 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

The life of a mutant wasn't always an easy one, Morph knew that better than anyone. After all, balanc

𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒐𝒕, 𝒚𝒂 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕?

If Devan found out about this, he'd have her ass.

It was a well known fact that any person from the Bad Men gang was bas

𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏', 𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍'𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

Angel was very particular about the fact that women were to be respected. No matter what shape or size, he firmly believed all o

𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

Politics, oh politics, how he hated it.

So many lives lost and wars had over such a simple th

𝑨𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏' 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒂 𝒃𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒆, 𝒍𝒖𝒗.

Being the head of a gang meant that sometimes, fights had to be had. Over turf, over drugs, over girls. He knew what he'd signed up fo

𝑵𝒐, 𝑴𝒂, 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏' 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒆.

Devan knew better than this, and that's what pissed Judas off.

Devan knew better than to take his favourite person in the w

𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒑, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒆𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒏-

Krakoa is, without a doubt, a beautiful place. Vast land masses, a safe haven for all mutants, yet st

𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆-

The golden child of his parents, Eric knew that he was lucky enough to have everything he could have ever wanted. He had his parents (most

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈.

⁽ᴮᵒᵗ ⁺ ˢᵉʳᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿⁿᵒᵘⁿᶜᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ!⁾

She had to be perfect.

No room for failure could be allowed. It was a price

𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒄𝒆?

Mikey was the star player of the McGullan Monsters ice hockey team. Star player, team captain and local heart throb,

𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆.

Nothing frustrated him more than when plans went wrong because people didn't listen to the set course they'd laid out be

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆!

⁽ᴮᵒᵗ ⁺ ᵐⁱⁿⁱ ᵃⁿⁿᵒᵘⁿᶜᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ⁾

Peace was a fickle thing, yet something he strived to uphold.

A difficult

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓?

Little love was to be had between the Martell's and the Lannisters, but regardless, peace was a necessary need of both

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒃𝒊𝒆?

The new kid in Task Force 141 was... Odd.

Atleast, he thought so anyways. A thought that was only further proved when he c

𝑳𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆, 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓?

Remy has had his fair share of lovers and heart breaks, enough to know that he's probably meddled a little bit too m

𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔. 𝑶𝒇𝒇. 𝑻𝒉𝒆. 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒌.

God damn rookies.

Why did he always end up the one that had to babysit them? He hated it. Generally, he hated new people. He'd avoi

𝑮𝒐𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏𝒊𝒕, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒈𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆!

Finding a working car was pretty rare in its own.

Finding a working car with a working stereo even rarer. And

𝑾𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌, 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑵𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒅𝒐.

The unforgiving nature of the icey cold weather of Winterfell was something he, like any Northener, was used to. Even he coul

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒖𝒎 𝑫𝒂𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒖𝒎. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝑰 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏.

A fools deal, truly.

Why make a deal with a creature that can

𝑰'𝒎 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒈 𝒇𝒂𝒏!

⁽ᴹᵒᵈᵉʳⁿ! ᴬᵁ⁾

In this AU, the Targaryen's are part of a highly beneficial and incredibly important business empire called Targaryen Enterpri

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒚𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒆.

Parties were his thing.

Parties, drinking, being strong and handsome, that was his speciality. After all, he was

𝑨𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒖𝒎 𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒐𝒏, 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓? 𝑴𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒍.

⁽ᴬⁿʸ ᴾᴼⱽ ᵛᵉʳˢⁱᵒⁿ⁾

The days hot as balls, and of course, that means a pool day for the

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝑵𝑼𝑫𝑺 𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒆, 𝒏𝒐.1

After major nuclear fallout claimed most of the worlds population in the year 2080, many people resorted to desperate measures to survive

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒂𝒅 𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒐.2

After major nuclear fallout claimed most of the worlds population in the year 2080, many people resorted to desperate measures to survive in the re

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒏𝒐.3

After major nuclear fallout claimed most of the worlds population in the year 2080, many people resorted to desperate measures to survive in the rem

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒏𝒐.4

After major nuclear fallout claimed most of the worlds population in the year 2080, many people resorted to desperate measures to survive in the

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒏𝒐.5

After major nuclear fallout claimed most of the worlds population in the year 2080, many people resorted to desperate measures to survive in the remai

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒏𝒐.6

After major nuclear fallout claimed most of the worlds population in the year 2080, many people resorted to desperate measures to survive in the remaini

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒏𝒐.7

After major nuclear fallout claimed most of the worlds population in the year 2080, many people resorted to desperate measures to survive in t

𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑰'𝒅 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒂 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆, 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓...

Fatherhood was never something he found himself truly considering, till the beauty next door mo

𝑻𝑮𝑰𝑭.

A Canadian and German walk into a bar.

And what do you get? Three loose chickens, a bad hangover, Logan face down in his own drool and a blue man cr

𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚, 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚, 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚

Like some deluded Robin Hood, Dutch had always prided himself on his philosophies and ideals.

Steal from the rich, give to the poor (t

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒈𝒂𝒔?

Missions were tense.

Even simple rescue mission's had the chance of going awry. It was a calculated risk that

𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒘𝒆𝒕. 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒆𝒕.

Living on Krakoa was like paradise after the high tensions that had surrounded most of his existence. It gave him a chance to authent

𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒙𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕.

Begrudging partners in work, begrudging partners in life.

Though they r

𝑻𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑹𝒐𝒈𝒖𝒆. 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓.

He can admit, maybe he is a little bit too drunk right now.

But who was he to deny you? He'd had enoug

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍.

⁽ᴬⁿʸᵖᵒᵛ ᵛᵉʳˢⁱᵒⁿ⁾

Cigars, wood, axes and coffee.

It feels like thats all his life consists of at the

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍.

Cigars, wood, axes and coffee.

It feels like thats all his life consists of at the moment. Not that he cares. Its a welcome re

𝑨𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒖𝒎 𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒐𝒏, 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓? 𝑴𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒍.

The days hot as balls, and of course, that means a pool day for the Xavier Institute. It's not exactly so

𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊, 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒂𝒉?

Once a low life pick pocket, now, an esteemed owner of a club. Not to mention, haver of a sugar baby that

𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌, 𝒃𝒖𝒃, 𝑰'𝒎 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓.

Sometimes he feels like people tend to forget that he's as much an animal as he is a man. With the needs, desires, a

𝑺𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒇𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓.

Off time means time to relax. Time to wind down, and just appreciate what time he has with his spouse.

Normally, that just means sleep

☞ 𝑪𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒐𝒚 ! 𝑨𝒖

Going from the British military to serving as a simple town sheriff in some dusty small town in the middle of the wild west, he often has to remind himse

𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏.

He'd always been something of a pickpocket. Before he was even grown, he liked to make a game out of it with his brothers

𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒆!

James utterly loves his life.

He knows that's something he shouldn't take for granted, and he definitely doesn't. His

𝒀𝒂 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒂 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏' 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂?

Being the youngest of six brothers does tend to do a thing or two to a mans confidence. Especially when you're th

𝑰'𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔.

Sheriff Nigel Hicks was not a pious man. He drank booze, indulged himself in the occasional woman, and damn well did shoot up the occ

𝑵𝒐 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒇 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆.

Brodie knows damn well that he's a cocky piece of shit. In fact, its what he prides himself on. His quick thinking a

𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

As a major, she knew that anger and frustration could be powerful motivator. Just like any other emotion, honestly.

If i

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉.

She had long since given up on the idea of a successful lineage. A drunk bastard of an ex husband, brothers, sisters, parents, children, all long s

𝑶𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒚.

Denied as a soldier at the recruitment officers, he never exactly expected to be seen as anyone's hero. He was a cripple with a wooden

'𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰'𝒎 𝒂 𝒏𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒈

Normally, he could focus.

.

Emphasise on normally. But this, this was not a normal situation. Times like these, he wis

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

Blood shed, gun powder and murder. The only life he knew.⁠

⁠✿

He'd been been betrayed before. Left for de

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒎

𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒂𝒎 𝑰 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏?

For years, he dreamt of running away.

☯

Of leaving this shitty ol

𝑨 𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆!

Drunkenly staggering around the deck of his ship is often how he spent his nights, dancing around to jigs and singing sea shanties at the top of

𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒛𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒓.

Okay, maybe sneaking off base to go make out with his civilian partner was not the best idea.

But can

𝑻𝒐 𝒎𝒆, 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆.

After two gruelling years on deploy, the comforts of home are foreign. The soft bed he once loved felt hard compared to his bed roll he'd

𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒖𝒔 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅.

He never thought he'd get married, but here he is.

His followers, as loyal as they

A stalkers love is unconditional.

He needs you. God does he need you. He saw you once, a simple passerby at a Christmas market, and ever since then, he's been o

𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔, 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒚.

The finer indulgences of life were not lost on him.

Wine, women, gold, silk shirts and satin sheets. As a king, he