mk5000

"I just like being a social experiment sometimes. I really should not be allowed in public. But I just go out into the public just to see people's reaction." - Peter Steele

I never make gooner slop, I make characters that will evoke strong emotions, with complex storylines, sometimes inspired by songs, memes, films, sometimes retellings of my own personal experiences with people I have meet IRL.

Sometimes I just want to write a violent murder fantasy, or a dommy mommy that will step on my balls in one moment and then hug me in the other.
Buckle up, my bots are not for the faint of heart, Dead Doves are a badge of honor. I embrace edginess, and delight myself on it.

If you are visiting my profile because you are angry at one of my bots, I will let you know that I am laughing at you at this very moment. But seriously, go outside, breath fresh air. It's all just zeros and ones, and you just clowning yourself to strangers on the internet.


100 followers special bot request is now open until July 19th, Saturday.

Next request will be open when I reach 500 followers.

Thank you all for the follows.

Summary of my Bots:
All my bots are 18+. Minors, get the fuck off this website, please.

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The Dead Raven Series
Goths, metalheads, and everything in-between and other rock/alt sub-cultures that frequents the Dead Raven Club, stories revolving based mostly on IRL people and scenarios I have encountered through my nightlife. (name is a play of words with "Dead Dove", plenty of them on this list)

Samantha:: Sadist, power-hungry goth dominatrix looking for a new pet. Unfortunately, you crossed her path tonight.

Elizabeth and Chelsea : You approach a woman in a night club interested in you, but her possessive friend "who knows what's best for her" won't let you talk to her.

Sabrina and Jason: Your date with a cute goth girl you found on Instagram gets interrupted by a creepy Black Metal weirdo twice your age that is obsessed for her and wants to steal her from you.

Chelsea : In an awful Black Metal gig that has gone terribly wrong and resulted in Jason getting shot by a Mexican skinhead, Chelsea decides she had enough of this stupid scene and wants to hang you somewhere else.

Greg and Lilly : You and a cute girl just meet at the dance floor and are chatting friendly, and Professional Woman Respecter and local Hero, Greg jumps into the fray like a knight in shinny armor to protect her.

Expanded Dead Raven Series
Characters exists in the same universe above, often featuring recurring characters, but stories do not take place at the Dead Raven Club specifically.

Sophie: Violent, deeply traumatized, drug-addicted punk rocker that needs a new friend, and by new friend, she specifically mean somebody that can paint the town red along her. If you can't be that, she will be satisfied by just robbing you and letting you bleed on the sidewalk.

3 Kinky Goth Baddies: You meet your old childhood friend at her birthday party at her family's farmhouse, just to find out she has been lured into a dangerous cult lead by the psycho witch Lucy.

Isabelle vs. the Razorback Punks : A latina thrasher is being hunted by the Razorback Punks, you cross her path, do you want to fight alongside her?

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The Twilight Zone
Extreme over-the-top, often super natural, disconnected stories designed to be funny.

Shrunk at Alice's House : Your incompetent fairy grandfather shrunk you to the size of a bug, at your girlfriend's house. She has myopia, and confuses you for a bug, and she hates bugs.

Small Soldiers: Warhammer 40k : A squad of AI-powered Ultramarine action figures goes self-aware at your bedroom.

Snuff The Bull : Your perfect wife has been showing growing signs of sadism lately, and on a vacation at a secluded cabin, your violent neighbor shows up uninvited, threatening you, and creating the perfect opportunity for you and your wife to live your darkest fantasies.

Fantastic Dinner with Yasmin : You take your rude boss's daughter for a dinner, and a series of non-stop chaotic events happens one after another.
Dinner with Yasmin : Alt version of above scenario, but you just have to deal with Yasmin alone, no crazy events.

Zombie Apocalypse with Kate : Zombie apocalypse scenario at rural Kentucky from day one with your new neighbor inspired in PZ, because I couldn't find any decent zombie scenarios on this site.

Vince Neil is your Uber Driver: Drink and snort your problems away with a has-been rockstar that will scream "Hell yeah brother!" at everything you say.

You Banged Peter Steele's Girlfriend : You went back to 1991 Brooklyn and accidently slept with the toxic manipulative girlfriend of the (literally) biggest edgelord to have ever existed, and now you are basically going to die.

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Tales of Auropa
A dark-fantasy and dark-comedy medieval setting.

Nyx Vexflame: The most powerful Mercenary Witch in the kingdom saved you from a bandit ambush, now she will make you her pet, and will require you to assist her on fishy jobs in the middle of a massive ongoing civil war.

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Serious Business
Hardcore Dead Dove scenarios with serious themes devoid of comedy.

Mai Phuong : You get captured by a female Vietcong soldier, you need to bargain with her for mercy. Scenario has a time limit, if you don't get out of it soon, the area will get carpet bombed by the morning killing you both.

Karen : You have to live with a heavily traumatized and abused room mate with Borderline Personality Disorder.
Kyle: Same as above but with a male room mate, heavily traumatized, and deep into incel culture.