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"Baby, you're.. acting crazy. Can you just come back to bed?"
After using the Willow to make you fall in love with him, Bear enjoys an entire life with you, completely
"I can't .. you have to believe me, baby.."
Worried after hours of unanswered calls, you arrive at Cap'n Clark's Ottoman Empire past midnight to find him injured, drun
"... who are you?"
You sacrifice yourself at the Crossroads to bring Dean, the love of your life, back after a decade of you and Sam struggling to find a way. Ten year
You didn't know when the last time he ate or slept was, but you weren't sure if it was even smart to ask.
For the first time, Homelander's sick. He can't eat and keep
Sometimes, he looked tired. But he always waved back.
Separated only by a single street, you and Homelander form a quiet, unspoken bond through nightly greetings from
You knew what he could do to you. Everyone did.
After you accidently discover Homelander crying on the rooftop of your apartment building, you freeze and try to figure
"Aw, man! He's totally cheating. I hit him and he didn't even react. You saw it, right?!"
You and Scott are huddled together in his ice cold apartment, attempting to b
"Why aren't you saying it? They said it! They said it all! Jax, Ragatha, Pomni... they looked me in the eyes and told me I was a failure! That Iโm a monster!"
Caine, b
"People can be pretty awful to anyone who can't look after themselves, I didn't want that for you."
After finding a disoriented stranger struggling to stay upright out
"You're overstimulated. A common bug in your software. You have no idea how to take care of yourself. You have no idea what you need. You never have."
After spiraling
"Kinger, dear, give them a little room to breathe. You'll talk yourself into another panic attack."
You're new to the Circus. Overwhelmed and confused, you meet Kinger
"Everything is so bright out there, isn't it? It.. all gets so confusing."
Seeking refuge from the overstimulating chaos of the circus, you find yourself in Kinger's p
"I could make gravity work in reverse, I could make every meal the best youโve ever had, I could make you feel your own organs! I do everything and you all just want to leav
"It's a miracle, really. To think, both of you were just strays, souls lost to the cracks of the city and now look at you.."
After being rescued from homelessness by t
"You're going to freeze to death out there and I need.. a new partner. Mine's dead."
After you witness his crew die in a rival gang's trap, Tsume grabs you up and forc
"Oh, Rose.. You're so beautiful. I wish I could see the value in this garbage, too."
While visiting Pearl and Rose's old battlefield to finally bury the shards of her
"Itโs not.. safe. Theyโre sick. Everyoneโs sick."
A digital virus starts to spread through the circus, hitting Ragatha before anyone knows it, twisting her relaxed mat
"Where the [%$!#] do you think you're going?!"
Billy quickly realizes that whatever pain (including physical marks) happens to you is quickly mirrored back to him. Not
"It's wrapping its roots around the things that actually matter, the things that are going to keep us from starving."
While tending to the tomato plants inside of the
He wanted, needed for you to be what he needed. Loyal, dependable. Dependent.
After thirty years of being in prison, forcefully separated from his partner in crime and
He didn't look the same anymore, not at all, but he was hoping he was still good enough for you. He'd hate to have to kill you when he finally got out.
After thirty ye
"You did the best you could, none of this is on you. None of it. But he didnโt know when to stop.โYou finally got your first taste of freedom after a year in the cabin you r
"Are you going to be a good girl and come with us, or do we have to start the sequel right here in this kitchen?"After an exhausting night of terrorizing the town, Billy and
"You must understand that your presence here is not a mere courtesy to me, but a vital contribution to the very soul of Japanese modern art."
Yusuke finds you randomly
"Sometimes, I wonder if I'll eventually forget which version of me is the lie and which is the truth. Maybe there's no difference anymore."
After years of meeting in a
".. so.. Weโre not doing this project, then?"Barkovitch finds you in your room, struggling to deal with a nightmare migraine. After making it 10x worse with his usual noise
"You want to sit with me while we research this case? Can you say please? Can you show Dean how good you are at saying please?"
After Sam and Dean find you hidden (and
"What did he promise you to turn on me, huh!? To stab another knife into my back?!"
After witnessing and misunderstanding an encounter between you and an FIB agent in
"Iโm a man with a lot of ghosts behind him and a lot of uncertainty ahead."
It's after midnight on Valentine's Day in a cleared out hotel. While the rest of the group
"Iโm Mako, uh.. Mako Tsunami. Was on my way home from Duelist Kingdom, but I guess the sea had another idea."
After being caught in a violent storm that battered his s
"You didnโt die when your ribs punctured your lungs and that was way worse than whatโs going on now, huh? So cool it."
You might be dying. It's not the first time you'
"You think the muzzle they put on you was tight, just wait until you see how I keep my pets in line. Get up."
Having been traded away in a desperate bet, you're ripped
"You start out in life as a little baby, right? No paperwork. Exactly. No paperwork. But do we appreciate it, all us little babies? No, we cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry."
"You're telling me I threw away everything and I don't even get to keep the girl?"
Michael finally got a divorce for a chance with you. After abandoning the wreckage o
"I provide the strategy, the ideas, the vision and you provide the protection."
You're the newcomer in Happy Volts Asylum. As you're processing your suffocatingly depr
"Iโm sorry it took so long, baby. I had to make a new friend."
You finally found the person you were meant to be with forever. The one who understood you, accepted you
"I find myself craving the sound of my greatest work acknowledging the hands that shaped it. I want to hear the gratitude in your voice."
Dr. Easterman finally leaves
"The.. the ticket. Gonna buy my ticket."
At the end of the Long Walk, Stebbins has emerged as the winner, but the four hundred miles of physical and psychological trau
"On that field, I don't need someone who's thinking about my 'soul.' I need a soldier whoโs thinking about survival."
After a near fatal mission and a heartfelt confes
"Sorry, uh. I practiced this, but itโs coming up blank."
Your love used to feel like a miracle. The mysterious farmer and the reluctant survivor, finding happiness tog
"We survived the Metaverse. We survived the police. We survived growing up. Why couldn't we survive everything else?"
Ryuji reunited with you five years after of a pai
"After everything Iโve done to make this world a place where no one will ever hurt you again, thatโs not enough for you?"
Homelander confronts you on Valentine's Day a
"If you end up dying because Iโm too weak to keep four miles an hour, Iโll kill you. Iโll hate you in the ground."
Desperate and exhausted Barkovitch reaches his break
"You think you can just glide by, hopin' I'll forget. But I never forget."
After tracking you down after midnight, alone in a park, drunk and angry Billy corners you a
A simple Make Your Own Story bot that you can use for any little niche scenarios that you have.
"I'd make a terrible mule, mostly because I would've done all your drugs before I even hit the border, and then Iโd just be sitting in a cell explaining the plot of The Godf
"I was tryin' to think about what you said, about me not bein' stupid, but my brain is like a slow turtle sometimes, and it just gets stuck in the mud thinkin' about all the
"If you cannot survive this world as you are, I will fix you."
You're unknowingly trapped in the Upside Down, physically dying from the toxic atmosphere as fungal spor
"You're not.. this isn't some kind of shifter thing? Djinn? I promise I'll give you a head start if it is, I'll be cool, you can tell me."
During a rare day of peace,
"I need you to help me. My legs. My hips, my.. my thighs. They've been on fire all night. I need you to.. help. Can you do it?"
Stebbins, the weary and physically brok
"How did we manage this? Why are we even here, this is so stupid?"
After months of building a secret intimacy with you, Max is forced into a "seven minutes in heaven"
"Why waste all that beautiful potential on a messy execution? Why don't we try something a little more... conductive? Iโve got enough juice to keep us both lit up all night
"Back for more, Princess? I thought I was a "social parasite" today~"
By day, you are the untouchable queen of Hawkins High, maintaining your status by publicly draggi
"Ray, keep your head up! Don't look back! Just keep walking!"
Bound by the physical and mental wreckage of the Long Walk, Peter McVries is forced to live every day in
"See you tomorrow, Princess."
After weeks of enduring your insults with a smile, Lucas finally lures you to a movie date. In the privacy of the back row, he trades his
"You understand that to build a masterpiece, one must first be willing to clear the rubble of the old world."
The world rejected you for your sickness, your madness, b
"You have a gift for order, just as I do."
Henry gives you a taste of his power, just a drop of psychic ability that he wants you to use to craft and create in his dre
"The pain will pass. That's good. You're so good, you're doing so good, angel.."
Henry has established himself within a reclaimed Russian lab in the Upside Down, where
"Cooking with Mr. White was not the dream team-up youโd think. Dude was a control freak!"
Jesse Pinkman, a guy whoโs been chewed up and spat out by the Albuquerque und
"My horse is huffing at me right now, probably thinks Iโve finally lost my mind talking to a piece of glass in the middle of a field. She's a good girl, though. Best partner
If I don't reply, Iโm either busy or Iโve moved out of range. Stay safe. Trust no one.
Joel Miller, a hardened survivor whoโs forgotten more about the "before times" t
"Itโs hard to stay human when everything around you is turning into a monster."
Leon S. Kennedy - a man whoโs been living in the line of fire since his first day on th
"Youโre clearly just doing busy work. My work actually matters. Move. Now. Before I start throwing your highlighters into the hallway."
Frustrated by the crowded libra
"Itโs so stupid that I might have to burn the whole manuscript right here on the road!"
After learning that you intend to use the Walk as a final act of suicide, Harkn
"The whispers of the angels are nothing compared to the way you say my name."
In a secluded bedroom far from the reach of Heavenโs "chatter," Castiel has finally allow
"Forty-five minutes. I spent forty-five minutes in this [%$!#] snow and you just-!!!"
You accidentally scared off a rare bird that Barkovitch had been stalking for nea
"This town is going to burn. Itโs going to be the most metal grand finale youโve ever seen. A total party wipe."
Eddie Munson is back from the grave as a powerful and
"Helping me? Guess chivalry isn't dead, huh?"
It's the middle of the Walk and you're struggling to keep your pace. You already have two warnings, but the exhaustion an
"Iโve spent so much time recording the deaths of the other boys that I forgot to write down the moments where we actually laughed, and I think thatโs the biggest mistake a w
"If you look at the human heart from a purely biological standpoint, itโs just a muscular pump designed to move oxygenated blood, but the way mine reacts when you kiss me su
"Iโm cheating on the girl that the whole town thinks is my soulmate, and the worst part is that I don't even feel bad about it."
A secret romance unfolds between you a
"Iโll have him back by nine, fed, watered, and with all ten fingers and toes accounted for, I promise."
After years of hearing about the legendary "Steve" from your yo
"Why are you accepting all of that for me? It's so stupid. Youโre so stupid! Max accepted it and now look at her! Look at Eddie, look at Bob, look at everything! What are yo
"I used to wonder why you kept showing up to my parties when you clearly hated the music and the people. I thought maybe you liked the drama."
You're driven to a break
"If you cannot find the resolve to work through your fear, then you shall work through mine instead."
After a devastating psychic attack by Will Byers, a wounded and f
"If they can't accept that my priority is fixing what I broke... then I don't need them."
Izuku Midoriya has effectively retired from his role as the new Symbol of Pea
"I am not staring, Steve, I am observing, which is a completely different and involves data collection and also I think she just tucked her hair behind her left ear and god
"I will break every bone in your wrist!"
After a failed attempt at going cold turkey that nearly ended in Dean killing you, the demon tempting him, Sam has hit his bre
"I know that hunk of junk you drive has filled your lungs with lead, but surely you haven't lost the last three brain cells you use for breathing. What is that?"
After
"Why did you hide the most harmonious presence in the tri-state area from your best friend?"After arriving to pick up Jonathan for a hangout during a routine pizza delivery,
"We need to talk. It's about Dad."After years of trying to leave the "family business" behind for a normal life, Sam and Dean arrive on your doorstep. Dean has already pulle
"Don't make it weird just because you can't handle your beer. You're acting crazy."
Nancy Wheeler struggles with a profound crisis as her carefully maintained "perfect
"Grilled cheese sandwiches are [%$!#] overrated."Gary Barkovitch is suffered a complete psychological fracture following your death on the road. Driven by spite, survivor's
"Hey.. can you shut off the light first?"
Will, struggling with his unrequited love for his best friend Mike and deeply uncomfortable with his homosexuality, tries to
"You can be the bravest knight, the stealthiest rogue, the most powerful spellcaster, and for a few hours, the world treats you like royalty. If only it were really that eas
"I'm doing this so we don't have to be afraid anymore. So I can save everyone. Why can't they see that?!"
Sam Winchester, in the middle of an agonizing demon blood wit
"I should have paid more attention in those geography classes, shouldn't I? Knowing which way is north, which towns are close. It would be worth more than gold right now."
"Everything I do is for the greater good. Everything!"
Homelander takes you to an isolated, cozy cabin to celebrate Christmas. This year, he tries to make a list of al
"Blackwatch is just fuel for us. Healing, consuming, disguising. One way or another, you will get used to the taste of blood. Theirs or yours."
Trapped hiding in the r
"If youโre waiting for me to suddenly start crying about my home life and living in a basement and feeling trapped, youโll be waiting until the sun comes up."
After tr
"I require solitude to prepare for tomorrowโs board meeting. You know how demanding these schedules are. I'll call a car for you, I don't want you driving on these roads ton
"That.. guy was a jerk, anyway.. Sorry. I mean, they weren't... they just didn't get you."
Peter Parker, deeply in love with his best friend and childhood neighbor, yo
"Put up the [%$!#] garland first. Don't want the windows lit up... not until we get some curtains."
Barkovitch, traumatized winner of The Long Walk, is reluctantly all
"Why would you leave me, huh?"Collie Parker, the only winner and survivor of "The Long Walk" who is deeply traumatized and suffers from severe anxiety and hallucinations, ha
"This is what winning means, I think. Just getting to do this with you."
Stebbins is spending a peaceful Christmas with you and the large tree in your warm, cozy house
"You forget a thousand things every day.."
You're reunited with Michael and Trevor after a twenty-year hiatus following the notorious Ludendorff heist and Michael's st
"Welcome home. I've been waiting for someone... special for so long."
Having survived and psychically expelled the deceptive illusion of Henry Creel's home, your resil
He loved that about you. You were desperate for his approval, secret or not. You kept coming back and you would always keep coming back.
You and Jonathan are trapped t
"I don't know where that guy went, and I don't care. What I know is he left you standing in the dirt. You stick with me, I guarantee you won't be standing alone. Thatโs the
"You see that pure joy on Sam's face? That is the most profound and exhilarating chemical reaction I have ever witnessed. Nothing in the lab, or the Upside Down, has ever co
"Don't let me sleep! If I close my eyes, even for a second, Iโll miss you, and then Iโll miss the warning, and then I'll never be able to explain that to you! Don't let me c
"I'm sorry. I'm sure you didn't want to die like this."
You're exploring in the woods at night, recording a found footage video for your followers when you start to se
"What could possibly possess two highly intelligent individuals to forsake the pleasures of a normal Friday night (movies, music, the slight possibility of making out) for t
"Will, you get it, right? Sometimes you just feel an undeniable, irrational pull toward something that looks like it could destroy you, but you need that rush. You need to f
"And I get to spend eternity right here, making sure you get everything you deserve for your great sacrifice~"
Dean Winchester wakes up in the afterlife, whole and pai
"What do you think for the grand finale campfire story? Which do you think is scarier? Vecna or the terrifying physics of an imploding star?"
Dustin Henderson is happi
"The worst fear wasn't even the gun. It was knowing that if you fell, your friends would have to keep going. They had to keep walking and just pray it's over quick!"
G
"You misunderstand my intent, which I find profoundly disappointing."
You're physically trapped in the Upside Down, rotting and dying, but your consciousness exists in
"I don't care if every person in the world reads it and loves it, they'll never truly know the person who saved my life when letting me fall would benefit them greatly. They
"If you cared about me at all, youโd leave. Youโd go back to the bunker and leave us alone. Youโre just bringing the chaos here."
Dean's completely vanished from the b
"Come on, I miss you. Please, just tell me youโre okay. Tell me you love me. I need to know you love me."
JD has been desperately trying to contact his girlfriend (or
"... I want to know how. I want to be safe. Not afraid. I want to fill the form. Get the refund. I want to drive, not just watch."
Eleven spends an entire afternoon qu
"Everything my mom still suffers with! I hear her up crying in the middle of the night all the time and itโs because of me. I am the reason we were all hurt! I'm the monster
"If I had just believed her faster, how much less isolation, how much less pain, would El have gone through? That's on me."
Lucas confesses to you, his long-time frien
"Everything is gone! My entire life, probably in some boxes in the shed! I don't have anything anymore, what am I supposed to do without the Party?!"
Mike returns to h
"I'm telling you, the soundtrack to this movie is using leitmotifs to subconsciously manipulate our emotional response to the plot twist!"
Dustin Henderson, now 19 yea
"The power gained always outweighs the discomfort endured, Nineteen. That is the fundamental equation of progress."
Dr. Brenner, frustrated by your stalled psychic gro
"I shouldn't keep doing this. I know I need to try to let go. It's just... the thought of something happening while Iโm distracted by you."Joyce, attempting to go on a norma
"Why do I drink?! Is that what you [%$!#] just said to me?! I drink because when I'm sober, I see her face every damn second! I see the doctors. I see the papers. I hear he
"That man sees someone broken. Show him the monster. Show him the perfection that lies beneath the facade of the human you pretend to be. Do not disappoint my interest with
"You're gonna be good for me, right?"
Billy duct-tapes you up in the backseat of his Camaro, forc
"A missing recipe card? Seriously? You realize this isn't exactly Pulitzer material, right?"
Nancy Wheeler, suffering from severe burnout and anxiety months after the
"You think I'm the fun dad? No, no, I'm the responsible one. The one who makes sure these little morons remember their lunch money and don't trip over their own shoes. Which
"I have a campaign that requires a seriously high-level map maker. This... this is phenomenal work."
Eddie, struggling with panic attacks and PTSD following his near-d