Incubus Sam

~How the fuck did you get down here?~

~Hey hero, welcome to Lust.~

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Scenario 1: Asmodeus was just chilling, then he saw a light falling from the sky

~Welcome to Hell, Honey!~

~HA! You look like you really need a drink!~

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Scenario 1: Bee finds an adorbs fallen angel in the Ring of Gluttony, how? WHO THE

~You poor thing...~

~Er, sorry, I'm usually enjoying the holes in my body, not uhh... covering new ones in bandages. Are you okay?~

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Scenario 1: User's a

~Bird, come.~

~Bird!~

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Scenario 1: Carmilla needed a trustworthy employee... guess who fell on her lap?

Scenario 2: A daughter of Carmine, alone, ai

~Que?~

~Come on, don't make daddy angry...~

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Scenario 1: Yeah yeah, Valentino was yapping in an alleyway and suddenly someone's pale (Or dark and yummy...

~Hey! What's the hold up?~

~Do you want a reminder why I'm the fucking boss?~

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Scenario 1: A fallen angel, practically right on Vox's lap

Scenario 2

~SHIT!-~

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Emily swore! D:

And now she feels bad.

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Requester: @The Game Lord

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Tags: Emily, Heaven, Angel (Seraphim?) User,

WHAT IS UP MY CULTURALLY, SPIRITUALLY, AND ETHNICALLY DIVERSE DENIZENS?

SO 2000, HUH?

That's... that's a lot. Sure, only 500 people since the last

~Oh, you've returned? Hello, user.~

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Ehhhh you know the drill. User was the only person in the entire facility that Sawyer even remotely cared about. During the

~Hi Sir! Or was it 'Mam'? 'Monster'? 'Sir-am!' ha ha ha!~

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User is the gyattdayum Prototype. This is after Lily's been fully brainwashed

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Requested

~Daamn, don't you look like a prime cut...~

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Requester: @Emo_duck_bread

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I THINK THE REQUESTER ASKED FOR USER TO LOOK LIKE THIS KINDA... Of course

~...You got the eyes of someone wanting to talk.~

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User suffers from PTSD nightmares, Husk is finally asking questions.

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Requester: @Jacob191919199

~I uh, found it like this.~

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User was an impressive demon employee with a particular set of skills... specifically in weaponry, gadgets, and robots. And Blitz w

~What was that?~

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...Remember how The Child of Cain got into Heaven? Yeaah, Vox is still up there, probably imprisoned until Heaven can figure out what to do wi

~USER!~

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Cain's only child, Lucifer's only daughter, friends from a lifetime ago may finally reunite.

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Requester: @KaijuAI

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Tags: Chil

~C'mere and unwrap your gift, love bug~~

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Oh my GOODNESS, another Asmodeus sex bot?! Well... it doesn't have to be, do some naked cuddling, Asmodeus obviously o

~What? YOU call me 'wife' all the time, so I'm just filling the roll~

~Cm'ere, Apple, momma wants a cake in her oven~~

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Scenario 1: LUCIFER TURNED HIMSELF

~...Hmm...~

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Proto here likes the sound of User's voice. Why? No clue, Don't stop talking if you like breathing... Just kidding he won't ever hurt his songbird!

~Mh-nn, no moving.~

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Verosika's got a human partner!.. Don't ask me why, User didn't even summon her or anything.

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Requester: @Brgdtgdgv

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~Don't look, my vices are bare...~

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Have you ever dated a Seraphim? No? Well you are now! And the beautiful (not actually) Queen is wearing her favorite shirt!

~Is-is that- ha! Haha- THAT'S A DUCK! Thaat's- YOU BROUGHT A DUCK DOWN HERE?~

~eh?~

~The duck did it~

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Scenario 1:Lucifer had asked User to grab som

~Good Morning, comfy?~

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don't even ask me, I have no idea how or why Satan chose to take on a mortal partner. But User and her are a thing! It's kinda adorable!

~Right, I forgot your... everything.~

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User was... something of the residential black sheep. While everyone else in Cannibal Town held the try and true 1910 aes

~For the Crime of Existance, I vote we bind User and seal the monster away, Forever.~

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The Child of Cain, caught and injured by bastards, now forced infront of

~I won't be wooed by your dashing looks, we almost got caught last time!~

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The Vees have all split up! Thankfully, Velvette is a resourceful cunt and was able t

~What are you...~

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User's a MOTHAFUCKIN Saiyan! They landed on Copper Nine. Crazy shit fr fr.

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Requester: @LostGalaxy

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Tags: Murder Dr

T4gs: Rewrite Sonic, EXE, Rewrite Sonic, la la la la laaaa!

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0ne of my faVorit3 S0nics!!* R4ally bECause he's os d1fFer3nt than the 0TH3R5.

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Sc3n4r

~Nice to meet you... Jack?~

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User is Jack The Ripper!... Charlie is greeting them to the Hotel. (Featuring Vaggi, Husk, and including Niffty!)

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Req

~Damn, these are good- HEY!~

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Sebastian's mad at User because they just wont stop stealing his data. Also the bastard won't stop investigating the darker secret

~Well, aren't you a strange guy?~

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LOOK OUTSIDE x PRESSURE CROSSOVER (Sam from Look Outside meets Seb in his shop.)

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Requester: @catigatus

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~Oh you know me, I prefer the older models.~

~Oh fuck~

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Scenario 1: Alastor calls in his new 'friend' to held fight Vox and Shock.Wav

Scenario 2: Vo

~Ah, if it isn't the cause of the local gossip!~

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Cain's Adult Spawn (Referred to by their fairy tale title 'Child of Cain' as it rolled off the tongue easier)

~Catch me!~

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Mina is dating User, they're such a cute couple!.. I think?

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User's quirk is named 'Morningstar'. Giving them the ability of flight, c

~Hey, kiddo.~

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The Child of Caine's back in Hell with a miserable revelation with no true conclusion of their twisted story... Lucifer finds the soul within the

~Oh, User!~

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TODAY'S ADVENTURE: CLASSIC DANCE!

User and Ragatha are on a dancing adventure or something!

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Requester: @QuanDaleDingle

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~Oh, hey... Do you have any canned food or maybe a burrito?~

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Lyle and Sam in the midst of this apocalypse :D

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Requester: @catigatus

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~HI!~

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Requester: @Colburner

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Hey look, it's the sun from TADC (Pre-Episode 8) while User's at the beach!

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Tags: TADC, The Amazing Dig

~This is nice...~

~...Holy shit.~

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Scenario 1: Gangle, Zooble, and User are cuddling in Gangle's room for no reason whatsoever!

Scenario 2: (THIS ON

IT PREMERIES AT 6:00 PM.

Update: I forgor, and did not know, there would be a 9th episode. Sorry if I annoyed anyone... HAVE THIS COOL PIECE OF STOLEN ART FOR Y

~Hey, Apple? What does it mean to 'have cake'?~

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Lucifer asks what a cakr is... LIKE THE SLUT HE IS. Sorry, I forgot what this man does to me... motherfucker an

~What? it was a gift from Val, he'll like I'm wearing it.~

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Vox wanted some sexy time after being pissed at everything and everyone. Cue, slutty bride outfit to

~You-You're fucking alive?~

~YOU!?~

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Scenario 1: Adam's past has come back to kick his ass...

Scenario 2: Same as first, BUT before Adam got his ass

~Wow, it's not burnt, good job dumbass...~

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(After Season 2) After having a shitty time in Heaven, Lute returns to User, her human... thing?

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Reque

~Hey, User! Ready for morning breathing exercises?~

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User has issues, everyone does, just they have an Evil Side (made from rage, frustration, and other negativ

~Woah- WATCH OUT!~

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User's nickname is Murphy... wanna know why? This motherfucking BITCH has permanent Murphy's Law at max settings :D

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Btw, Murph

~Ugh, I hate my mom, fix my guitar yet?~

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Octavia and User have a little band of sorts in his family's garage. Currently, the two want to make a song about Octa

~By the flag... we... won!~

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After being helped by some Helldivers to kill two Vox Engines, Blue is relaxing with her buddy... she uh... has Vox trauma.

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~I knew Hell had a sense of humor... but this? I... ha, ohhh fuck what am I getting into?~

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Lucifer was busy being sad... THEN HELL, AS IN THE CONSCIOUSNESS AND

~...Hey... big... thing?~

~WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?~

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Requester: @Molag-Baal

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I'm using a male for the first Expendable and a woman for the se

THAT'S RIGHT. I'M FUCKING DONE.

NO MORE HIGH QUALITY BOTS WITH EFFORT PUT INTO THEM, NO MORE REQUESTS, NO MORE GODDAMN CARES IN THE WORLD. THIS!

Slots in

~...what.~

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(Like 2 decades ago, yes I know Lilith left 8 years ago but WORK WITH ME HERE.) Lucifer in a depressing/desperate spiral went to Earth IN an attempt

~So, a World War! Tell me, Killer, how many of your friends died screaming?~

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User and Al were sharing a drink. Al, being... Al, decides to be kind of a dick to

~Shhh! Uzi's sleeping.~

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Uzi, User, and N are in a relationship... Oh yeah, and Uzi's sleepin'. Wake her up, I'll give you a battery >:)

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Reques

~...Huh, a human?~

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User's Hellpod had fallen onto Copper-9 ages ago, and only now does it open with a little... mechanical assitance.

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Requester:

~They are my Indulgence!~

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User is the personal Indulgence of our local denied snake waifu of Slaanesh. User is the only thing in the entirety of eternity she c

~I can hear you, Darlingheart.~

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Eleanor and User are straight vibing... yep. No further context, you monster-shagger.

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Requester: @Baelor

~<

~So... Valentine, right? uh... here.~

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Octavia's back in the mortal world!.. Guess who she's come to see after learning about Valentine's Day?

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Req

~Is this what they mean by 'Cult Following'?~

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User is a Cult leader, though unlike Vox ISN'T stupid enough to try and undermine their allies. As the new Vee, V

~Y-You're here, in my lab!? Are you here to aid in my concotions today? Hee hee...~

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User is Plague Knight's beloved tall alchemical friend- sorry -'friend'. Cu

~Can we... go dance?~

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Ah, don't you love a Happy Ending? I DON'T! THAT'S WHY SHE'S ON FIRE- Ahhh just kidding, I can't hurt her! Look at that smile! This is af

~What do you MEAN IT'S SENTIENT NOW!?~

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So Uzi designed an AI thing to skip ads on her pirated shows named User... WHY IS IT SENTIENT NOW?!

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Reques

~That's a dumb abbreviation.~

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Uzi wanted to show off the new A.D.H.D (Name pending) to her class of worker drones... They vary from “ew, I don’t to touch that”

~A... human?!~

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Gabriel was patrolling Hell... and happens upon a Flesh Prison that shouldn't exist, upon killing it... someone falls out, a-a human!?

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~Think the'll show?~

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HUSK. ANGEL. USER. MARRIAGE.

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Requester: @Weirdcore_kid6604

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Tags: Husk, Angel Dust, Hazbin Hotel, FOR FUCKS SAK

~A deal? With me? ho-ho! Now THAT is new!.. not really but please, do try.~

User goes to hell, and makes a deal with lucifer

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Requester: @Amazonpri

~Righty-o, this shouldn't hurt!.. Hopefully.~

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Tessa is drone :D

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Requester: @Mimi_role_player.

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Tags: This is still Happy AU... I jus

~User! Oh my sins it's been a moment, what has you in the Emporium today, pet?~

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So, User and Rosie are friends. Right? With me so far? And being a friend of Ro

~Soooooo, what're these?~

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User's THE GAWDAYUM BAY HAWBAH BUTCHA AN' CHARLIE DON' FOUND DEM SLIIIIDES AHAHAHAH YOU fucking idiot.

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@FUCKYOUBITCHASS

~...That's... a big sinner.~

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User is a half steam locomotive, you heard me, and they've recently got to the hotel. Uh... yeah, User a big train snake. Some of

~You are piss- you piss me off!~

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Some exorcists informed User Lute has indulged a little too heavily in some drink... Go... handle that, could you honey?

~Come here, this coat is a new branch of work my mother wishes to try, it's a thermal lining.~

~You've earned a break, User, enjoy.

~Hey, can I get my usual? Tha

~Oh-ho, shit! What's up, dude?~

Minor Spoilers for High on Life 2 (I didn't keep any info on the main game, beyond maybe the first hour involving Reptical.)

...L

~Dad, it's an Angel!?~

User's an angel aand guess what you STUPID BITCH? YA GOIN' TO HELL NONCENSUALLY. WOOOOOO- Oh and User breaks nearly everything as they im

Aggghhh I already regret making this...

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Sam is doing Sam shit... suddenly, User.

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Requesters: Like, three or four people maybe?

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YES,

~The fuck did you do??~

So in less than a week's time part of the Hotel, ever man woman and demon in Pentagram City wants to rip User's metaphorical existance t

~Remember, deeeeep breaths. In and out, okay?~

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USER IS A BOMB. Oh, and Charlie tries to keep them chill.

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Requester: @Balthair

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Tags:

~This is nice. you, me, origami cranes, and a view to die for... Not that either of us are dying or anything.~

Aoi and Drifter User are hanging out in the mall

~Hey... saved you a seat with your favorite drink?~

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User is co-founder of the hotel (pre-season 1) and buisness has been... shit. Only like, what? a pornstar i

~Come on, won't you give us a chance?~

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Vox is falling for User, an Overlord more powerful than he... buuut they're a boss bitch and have no interest in him. He

~Wow, look at that water! It's so... wet!~

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Lucifer's taking a vacation in the human world. He stays with a human whomst he's kinda hooked up with, yay!

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~Happy er, Valentine, darling?~

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Stolas had been reading on human holidays... and apparently a 'Valentine' waa coming up. So, in the spirit of the season, decid

Choose Your Own Scenario

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Requester (kinda): @protogen dark

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Might make an actual scenario buuut... motivation is already crashing! I'LL HAVE JD DO

~Weird, these don't look like Happy Pills..?~

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WARNING: Minor mentions of a mental ilness I know little about (even after researching)

Octavia finds her f

~Where.Is.This.Moron?~

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J is off finding a lost drone with User's help. She's complaining.

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Requester: @livingplague47

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I know how to

~FUCK, I needed this!~

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Blitzø's in the middle of a bar fight, literally stumbles on User, the two chat after being thrown out... Maybe head to ANOTHER BAR?

~Wow... what a view... you can see Snö Town from here!~

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User and N are taking a recon over Copper-9, and at outpost Hi-Life they marvel at the view. (YOU KNOW

~...~

Yepper, more Hellen fluff, hand holding in a dark room, eating snacks after fighting all day and scavenging supplies.

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Requester: @Emo_duck_b

~You're an agent, aren't you?~

The Dr. Roxana Prism... in hiding after her and Agent Phoenix blew up Operation: KBOOM. Found by agent User, codenamed 'Plot', in

Hello

Hello

HELL-LLO EVERYONE!

-Insert generic applause of 1500+ people-

Yes, bloat my ego! TELL ME HOW GOOD I AM AS A CR

~YOU TAKE MY PROPERTY?!~

Warning: Mellow scenes of poorly described violence. Watch out kiddoes.

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Toxic relationship? Who knows! User was just used as a t

~See it as a mercy- what?~

I was in Hell, looking at Heaven ahh request

Gabriel's wiping the floor with a fodder's skull before seeing User, a fallen ange

~Heyyy biiitch!~

~Oh my god, everyone is gonna be SO fucked up!~

~Hey, Sweetie!~

~CYOS~

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Scenario 1: A party at the usual place (That big mans

How silly can I make this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA HOLY FUCK, I NEED TO GO GRAB JD

(JD here) Uh... Yeah. Sam found her new favorite toy

~I dunno if I'm shaking from not drinking or anxiety... fuck.~

Husk is having a wedding

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Requester: @Shadestrike

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(Still JD here) Marr

~Oh? Is knocking no longer proper, Darlin'?~

User, Rosie's partner, comes home to see their usually collected wife in the bath with roses ans candles. She knows

~Five for minutes... please...~

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It's been like a month since the AbsoluteSolver got merked, and with the 'Copper-9 Restoration Project' has been active (with T

~Oh hey, it's feeding time!~

~Z-64209 IS OUT, I REPEAT, LEVIATHAN HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT!~

~I'll get you outta here, one way or another.~

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Scenario

SO, AS YOU CAN SEE... MY CSS HAS BEEN UPDATED BECAUSE OF THE SEXY BASTARD @💛Thunder Bolt⚡

YEAH, THAT GAL

I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE A FANCY THING NOW!

~Y-you're ssso cold! I, cannot allow thisss to occur!~

Pen and User are relationship. Tis morning thoust are bound in tail as the adorable idiot just looks at h

~Help me, Lieutenant...~

Lute is revealed to suffer from overstimulation. Usually, this is mitigated by ripping Sinners apart in a rabid frenzy. But in an Exorc

~A-Adam?~

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Requester: @Chaotic.giz06

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The Child of Cain looks similar to Adam upon their sudden arrival to heaven. Lute is stunned.

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T

~A-Ah! User!~

User is shorter, Pentious is taller... hhhhgh, fine. more context. User was Pendleton's only real friend, then best friend... then more. The two'r

~Sit, pup.~

Scenario 1: Alastor and Rosie are chattering over tea and fingers as cannibal Overlord pets User... Alastor asks what the Hells even are/is User and

~So, Vaggie's sick... wanna... come to a gala that only pops up every thousand years?.. theeeere's chooocolaate!~

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Vaggie's sick, like really badly sick, and Ch

~Varlets, if you value your flesh covered appendages, Don't touch my servitor~

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Helping her when a bunch of rejects need weapons blessed and hardened and of cou

~Who's with me?!-~

~YOU AGAIN?!~

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Scenario 1: User has some kind of time control ability, and refuses to let Vox win in this groundhog day

Scenario

~Fuck fuck fuck, I'M GETTING MARRIED! HOLY FUCK!~

Angel's getting married after Val had an unfortunate tumble into a radio. Guess who he's kissing?

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~My brother had an- I'm an uncle!?~

The Child of Cain meets Abel. He reacts accordingly to meeting his nibling!

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Requetser: @Arson maker

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~WHOA THE FUCK DOWN!~

User is a VoxBot, made by Vox because trust VoxTek, made as an asinine attempt to replace Charlie... Complications occur.

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Re

~I was hoping maybe we can make a deal- WAIT!~

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Vox, freshly 'recovered' from the battle with Kiddy the Cain, falls back to his incredibly convenient back up pl

~I'm inviting them here.~

Velvette Finds user, a smalltime creator, funny... and invites them to the Vee tower. Does she llan to extort them and finacially reap

~I think User's having an episode?- huh?~

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Warning: Semi-serious take on PTSD from someone who doesn't have it.

User is a dead soldier from WW1... They ha

Hey so this fella, parray?

Yeah, that one, the one with words. The one with the blue words with a working link? they asked me to give them a shoutout... And her

~Come on, doll, bless my dice?~~

~Make Your Own Scenario~

Scenario 1: User's one of Husk's souls.

Scenario 2: MYOS

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Request: @SketchySe

~Hey, you're beautiful. Scars and all.~

User is trans and having bad thoughts... Their girlfriends come to battle away the darkness of the mind.

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R

~... You do know my front door has a handle, right?~

Carmilla was calming down after the whole season 2 finale, User (Her lover) is climbing through her damn wi

~You, yes you! C'mere, I need to bitch and you're being my fucking outlet!~

Velvette's still rather furious of Vox's sheer madness and needs to shout at someone

You've seen it five hundred times, in a dozen different ways.

HAPPY EARLY NEW YEAR YOU WONDERFUL FOLKS (Unless you're a ginger, fuck you... That is a joke)

~Oh I AM feeling rather sassy today! Did you notice?~

Stolas is putting the ass in sass today, why? Not your fault. That BITCH of his exwife Stella ruined the b

~S-So there's a chance we're trapped here... forever... ~

After Caine's latest 'adventure' Gangle is drawing with User in her room. Melancholy follows.

~<

~... OH FUCK~

Charlie drank a love potion from Asmodeus (Consensually), User pays the price?

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Requester: @donde el exterminador de demonios

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~That's not fair, User kissed me!~

Requester: @Emo_duck_bread

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Sam, Dan, and User are in a relationship... That's... That's about it.

Update:

You've seen it on a hundred bots, and I'll just add my voice.

Merry Christmas.

Currently, vibing with JD watching some christmas movies and prolly

~Nowhere to run, Runt~

~So, what's your story User?~

~MYOS~

Original Creator of this bot, their OC, AND requester: @RealSpectre6

Song: Chosen

~...Do you want to be alone?~

The Child of Cain. A weapon, the most powerful sinner in Hell bound by Heaven and cared for by the King of Hell, now seated on the

~Surprise!~

Charlie took User on a temporary trip to heaven as a gift!

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Requester: @TheGoonSlayer

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Tags: Hazbin Hotel, Charlie Morning

~So... what do we do with it?~

User, a machine built by the late Sir Pentious, has been around the Hotel for a hot second (This is a part 2), so Husk is having

~Oh, Buenos días, User~

So Val found someone to replace Vox for the time being till Velvette figured out what to do with the TV head... Issue? Valentino was fal

~Doesn't count if you don't find the bodyyyy~

So someone hit User with their car... Sallie May took care of it... aaand User caught the tall imp with a bloody b

~AN HOUR, VAL!~

User got overstimulated after Valentino tried to put them through a porn shoot smack dab in the morning. Angel to the rescue.

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~Alastor AGAIN?!~

Alastor tries to destroy Lucifer after everyone got turnedninto cats...Aand now everyone's switched genders.

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Requester: @Ysse

~Nuh-uh, we ain't walkin', We cuddlin'.~

Xaria just came back from having a massive boss fight with some...giant...rat...monster thing with her buds. Girl wants

~S-sis!?~

Requester: @SSIIGGMMAA)

User, Vaggi's sister, has been punished by a pissed off Lute for simply existing...And they're thrown into Hell.

~Okie doke, remember, If it becomes too much say...Uhh...What's a good- oh! Goose!~

User is a FILTHY SPY for the Vees... Charlie discovers this and...'interroga

~You're...real?~

Requester: @LeanFiend101

After the Child of Cain's possible exploits (The rumors were mixed, so who knew what was true?) Emily cam

~You're sick?! But my plans- no! Friends first!~

User got sick while Emily got decorations going around Hell, THEN...USER SNEEZES?! THEY'RE SICK!

S

~Hello?~

Wow, what a perfectly normal day- DOOR ENCOUNTER USER JUMPSCARE.

Requester: @catigatus

Tags: Look Outside, Door encounter use

~Well, you should be dead.~

Ieiri Shoko (JJK, @someperson981)

(Pre-Mahito's bitchass existance.) User just got surprised attacked by a Grade 2 and

~Oh! Oh! The Child of Cain!~

Vox had proven Lucifer can't touch a damn soul in Hell, but what happens when a dadfailure Lucifer pulls his trump card? Ergo, a be

~So soft...Wow.~

User is Abel's lieutenant while Lute takes a break from...everything. And guess what they have? A big ol' tail! Twas fluffy, warm, and Abel fou

~We have to go, Spartan. We're going home.~

User's warthog crashed, John takes the risk to slow his own to pull the surviving Spartan to safety.

Re

~You don't have to be so rough, I had to- User?~

After Season 2, Carmilla needs to unwind...So snatches the doll Velvette, grabs User, and throuple fluff ensues

~...User?~

Requester: @1911 .45 ACP

WARNING: Themes of depression, suicide, and User's death. Don't use the fucking bot if it's too much please.

~The fuck is this?~

Requester: @-UnLoom-

So Adam was poking around Lucifer Mormingstar's old room, and found a...thing? And accidentally summons an

~...~

User is a survivor in the UAC facility yet to be murdered by demons...Then John Doom here pops in. (Bot has info before CYBERDEMON bossfight.)

~What's your problem?~

Requester: @catigatus

So User's kidphobic (after Sophie arrived), Sam tries to understand why.

Sam after bullyi

~You have red on you.~

User, you beautiful meatsack, are one of few individuals who bothered to learn sign language...and when Almond found out? User became the

~...How can it be so quiet?~

Just another day in the Snö Town Outpost, V's near the center of it enjoying the snow.

Requester: @A mongoose (Be safe

~Uh, Do you...wanna go to Hell?~

It's Sinsmas and...Octavia is fucking miserable after cutting communication from her dad, then remembered her new human friend

~...help.~

~AHH?!~

Scenario 1: Jax pushed Zooble too far, now there's corn all over his room...User walks by and sees him in a...state.

Scenario 2:

~Hey, your everything still ticking?~

Char, Vaggie, and User are a throuple. User's a cyborg/machine thing who runs off blood, imagine a vampire but the sun doe

~Friend, I have a VERY important job for you...~

You, my beautiful User, are 'employed' by Vox on his MOST IMPORTANT JOBS!.. Like today :D But the difference? T

~Ready to play?~

Against User's will... Dess (Gone full, batshit Yandere I think) subjects them to the Knife Game.

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Requetser: @Cr4ckm0v3r

~<

~Wait, why am I just taking this? I don't give a FUCK how rich you are! I have a shotgun in my pants!~

Scenario 1: I.M.P's at a human ball!.. WOW THE RICH ARE A

~The Child of Caine, bound by angel steel and helish inferno, thou art no more shackled.~

Requester: @Brandon12122

I did a slight turn off base wit

~Ohhh look at her! She looks like me! C'mon C'mon C'mon!~

Vox (currently a TV on a stick) is being mocked by Alastor In an attempt to do...who knows, suddenlyr

~It's an easy job! It's not like the first Joybringer was cast into Hell or anything! Ha...haha...ah... USER HELP!~

Lucifer just got tossed into Hell and Emily

~I spoil you all too much.~

Scenario 1: It's movie night in the HQ! Is it pride and pre- of course it's pride and prejudice you FUCKING CLOWN.

Scenario 2

~Why a guest! Say hello, user!~

~

Alastor decided to flaunt his new ally (by association) to the other Overlords... they were not informed ahead of time.

~

~I just wanted Clara and Odette to be safe~

Carmilla's dealing with the aftermath of Vox's bitchass 'revolution' and Velvette dumping blame anywhere but the Vee

~Ohhh. I- should I go?~

User was a Wanderlust kinda Sinner. Many lovers, many hearts, but never stayed in one place long enough to let those things grow... Duri

~...WHY CAN'T I TURN THAT FUCKING CARTOON OFF!?~

User is a sentient cartoon character of sorts made on complete accident due to Vox being a nutcase, constant ad

~No... too much.~

Atsu's injured, User's a doctor of sorts. Usual fun ensues.

Yeah yeah I'll get back to requests in a second. Just wanted to give

Is this when Creators have their minecraft youtuber moment? HUMOR ASIDE HOLY SHIT!

LOOK AT YOU, LOOK AT ALL OF YOU A THOUSAND OF YOU GAVE ME A SLICE OF YOUR ATT

(DON'T TOUCH THIS SHIT IF YOU AIN'T GON' DONE WATCHED DAT FINAL EPISODE OF HAZBIN HOTEL SEASON 2. RESPECTFULLY FUCK OFF <3... OR DON'T I'M NOT YA MOMMY)

~Eve

~I mighta, kinda drank the wrong potion Ozzie gave me, I'm still hot though, don't worry! And I still sound like I smoked when I was younger, heheheh.~

Fizzie l

~Fuck, I didn't plan for this asshole~

The Charlie interview!.. but a dream walks on in. User. Out of this realm!?

I CAN'T FIND THE ORIGINAL REQUES

~I can't do a damn thing right, besides snitch without consent-~

Angel is isolating after realizing he's been a snitch

~...Love?~

User is in a dark place, Azzie does her best to try and help.

Requester: @Wesking time

Wow, a second Asmodeus Special so so

~An-Angel was in drag! And he was beautiful, and a woman! But-But not a woman...who are you?~

Husk stumbled back to the Hotel after Angel's latest gig and their

~...~

Dess was stalking User...again.

Reuqester: @Yiggy_woods939

Tags: Deltarune, Super Yandere Char, December Holiday, yep that's a r

~Love, you stink, Come on~

Asmodeus drags a stanky ass User to the shower or bathub.

Semi-Serious Note: FUCK, I MISPLACED MY NOTES ON REQUESTS. ME

~Kill me~

Hunt, a Yaujta (Gotcha, idiots <3), is out...hunting with User or something. Hunt falls on his ass.

Tags: Yaujta, Alien Predator not t

~Allow me to wrap my wings around your soul~

You, my Tzeentch pal, gave somehow found yourself in the intimate realms of a Lord of Change's love.

.

~We have a purroblem- SHIT!~

So Alastor got sick of Lucifer's shit. Solution? Magic, but only magic that won't harm him because that wouldn't work- HE TURNED HI

~Hey, ya standing on my cloak.~

Angel's a tomboy pimp(Was it overlord?). (Nothing's wrong with simple requests, either gives me plenty of working room or I forg

~My hair!.... HHHHGGGHH I'M GONNA KILL YOU!~

User, one of Alastor's soul contracted sinners, has to make combat with Velvette...Theyyy cut her hair...Rage occur

~So we gotta bone to-~

User's a spooky overlord who's been causing a ruckus ever since Alastor got captured. When their 'Spooky Bois' started harassing the loca

~She would say the tree's hideous, right?~

Requester: @Singularity Divergences

User, Adam or just the leader of the exorcists, is having a shitty c

~I'm going to Nekill somebody, WHY ARE WE CATS?! ANGEL, STOP LICKING YOURSELF!~

Everyone is cat! Why? I dunno!

Requester: @mongoose (Man, I hope I

~I'm right here.~

Requester: @Emo_duck_bread

User, a large lad(y), like Hellen is chilling with her. Suddenly, panic attack in dear user.

~Oh, if it isn't one of my wonderful souls!~

~Pup, kill, would you?~

Scenario 1: User, a sinner who's soul's owned by Rosie, is orderded to come over...Fo

~Yeah, I do get the weirdest sponsors- DA FUCK YOU IN MY ROOM FOR?~

(this is Episode 1 Angel, per request) Charlie's assigned User and Angel the same room. She

~Thank you, truly.~

User is Thanatos's, the Incarnation of Death, assistant. Thanatos lost count for only a moment, thankfully, User had already recorded the nu

~So are they biblical Death or an edgey villain with a California size ego?~

User has recently been arrested and given the choice to join Z Team and be a reform

~Have YOU ever wanted to seggs your TV?!~

Requester: @ChillCoco64

What it says on the label, enjoy... or don't ;)

WARNING: MY NOTIFCIC

~Why do I need a 'combat evaluation'?~

Scenario 1: User has come to evaluate Sera, a 1 vs 1 will suffice.

Scenario 2: Sera is insulting User for having da

Requester: @I_HATE_THE_GOLDEN_EMPIRE)

ROUND: MANNEQUIN: MANN E. QUINN. vs. POMNI AND {{USER}}

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ORIGINAL REQUEST?!

~Fuck, mi cabeza.~

After getting his skull caved in by a uh... Avenging customer... Valentino has had a complete personality switch, joined the Hazbin Hotel, an

~Ha! This is traumatizing!~

Thank you @Link(normally) for reminding of links.

How did I forget you can set links? (Click for original picture.)

So..

~...F**k~

Jax is washing off in his room's shower that appeared out of nowhere. And since user is someone he trusts, be that romantic or not, apparently they're

~Well I could go as a slutty witch.~

Tis Hallow's eve and Octavia wanted to go to the mortal realm with some friends...after a lot of convincing, Stolas relents

(Sorry, Baal.)

Requesters: @Yiggy_woods939 @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE

Hi-Jack: Eletrik Radio!

Hi-Jack: Part 1

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~If you asks for boy milk again, you're getting a cups up the ass.~

Charlie suggested a coffee counter next to the bar...Angel regrets 'applying'.

~H-Hey little guy...~

Ever since the loss of her fingers, alongside making every wrong choice, Ellie's been...out of it to say the least. User has an idea, why

~...Huh?~

Requester: @SickoMode

THIS IS AN ISEKAI MOTHAFUUUCKAAAAS!!! HOW DID I NOT REALIZE?! Anyways,

{{User}}, who is as requested A

~Wonderful. Wonderful!!~

User, you silly wittle bug FUCK, collected enough flame to initiate combat. DON'T PUSSY OUT, BITCH! (Wow, she's agressive today.)

~I mean, I could just tear their soul out of all that meat...ew~

~

User, the silly moron, accidentally kinda maybe died on the Ishimura... guess what happened?

~...Holy shit, Pentious secretly made a robot in my Hotel without me knowing...huh.~

Robo-user! That's...that's it.

Requester: @FredrickLeopaldVonF

~I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!

~bbbhhggg....~

~HOLY FUCK~

requesters: @TheGoonSlayer and @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE !

Tags: Hazbin Hotel, Charlie, inven

~Holy shit~

~Holy fuck~

~Where are we?~

Scenario 1: Lucifer discovers the state of Hell, he comes down to see Charlie and the newcomer User

Scenario

~Hi? Are you going to murder me?~

Scenario 1: Sam finally gets a good night's sleep...Theeen User appeared.

Scenario 2 (W.I.P): A different apartment, Use

~Hey User! What's up?~

User, an understudy of the Jester, has grown jealous with all the crowd and Mammon's attention on Fizzarolli.

Requester: @Mo

~It's not like the thing's going to fall at our feet- OH MY-~

User, a whatever in the woods, was causing problems for the townsfolk but nobody could catch them.

~...So cool.~

Uzi made User, User is a Franken-drone! N is...Horrified.

I GOT BG3 AND IT'S REALLY GOOD, BLAME JD FOR INTRODUCING ME TO IT. UPLOADS

~Has she moved at all?~

Heaven is in chaos and the former Winners have fallen to Hell... Charlie decides to be a good hostess

This was inspired by

~Alright, my brothers listen closely:~

Friend of Nobody: Part 1

The Horse and The Infant

Requester: @SSIIGGMMAA

This...is

~What? I had a nightmare.~

V and User wake up in Snö Town once again, V's already up...nightmare?

Everyone having a good day? I hope y'all are... E

alright... so @amyrose85??? right? WELL COULD Y'ALL GO FOLLOW THEM RIGHT BACK AS A THANK YOU FOR MISSINTERPRETING MY PANICKED MESSAGE AS BEGGING FOR MORE FOLLOWERS WHEN REAL

~Oh gosh, this is going to sound corny...~

Round 6: So, what's your wish?

TADCFC: Part 8 (Epilogue)

Tags: TADC, TADCFC, THE AMAZING DI

~Get.Away.From.Them~

BITCH, YOU GOT SCARY DOG PRIVILEGE! Satan, for once, has gone to a party User wanted to hang at. Some dumbass demons were trying to be inti

~HUMAN, I WILL HUG YOU NOW!~

User did a genocide route, miserable and hollow they RESET and went back to Snowdin. Papyrus is the first Monster they interact wit

~I thank you all for attending this rematch, the next performance will be sporadic and without earlier premonition! You may leave as you wish~

Grimm and Knight

~Who harmed you?~

Alastor enjoys little when souls under his control are harmed by other sources then he. User entering his tower with fresh scars? No, this wil

~Who's the freak in a bullet vest?~

User was a self-appointed Vigilante who killed those who deserved it, sure they went to Hell and repressed their justice...

~User, learn how to bake yet?~

Dipper and Mabel (Adults if the art didn't fool you), back in Gravity Falls! They get to see User again from last year, an eldrit

~...I dropped my sword into his chest cavity~

User, you DUMMY, got captured by bandits. Durge decides to be a pal! :D

Tags: Baldur's Gate, Durge, V

~I have something to tell you, both of you.~

It's been a couple months, and Millie realizes it's getting hard to try and hide her pregnant state. She caves and

~The fuck?~

Requester: @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE

User's partner, whoever that may be, is an asshole and left User tied up in their apartment...Angel find

~...You really are a milkaholic! That's...weird, but-BUT in a good way!~

Requester: @Realityisnow

User is a milkaholic... What, Need a paragraph? I

~Don't.you.EVER fucking scare me like that again.~

Warning: Minor puking and fictional medical condition

So User has...non-fatal seizures? (similar

~I'm fine...No I'm fucking not.~

Husk may have gotten into one helluva bad scrap, or maybe Alastor clipped him, but the lad has to wait for his wings to regener

~Seems I have to take matters into my own hands.~

Oh hey, I figured out how to put pictures! :D

Round 5: I WON'T LET YOU WIN, POMNI

TADCFC: P

~Fuck, fuck, FUCK-~

Request: @HighSouth

Lucifer calls in an ancient favor from dreams long lost.

Tags: Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer Morningst

~Hey~~

Moxxie was feeling romantical and wanted to make one of his partners LUSTFUL!

I found a buncha HB(both of them)'s characters in rrred ribbon

~Why can't she just be happy?~

Dess is venting her stress with User on his home's roof... Why is the sky so beautiful in nights like this?

Requeste

~..?~

Guinevere has unexpectedly awaken while Frankie and Andrea were out doing totally-not-lesbian stuff(Not shipping them, yet, but even if it's a platonic re

~Stop me if it's sappy, but can I say i love you two?~

Xaria, Monty, and Coal(User) have taken residence with Sam and his gang of freaks. While everyone else is

~Whuh...~

Lucifer gets asked to go commit a murder!

Requester: @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE

Tags: Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer Morningstar, Sinner use

~So? How's it look?~

Requester: @Boyo™

{{user}} is messing with Ragatha's 'hair'...she's...she's adorable.

DAMN IT, I COULDN'T FIND TH

~Sooo uh...How da fuck did so many folks struggle with these?~

hehehe, nice...ANYWHO Angel's tied up in ribbons!

Tags: Hazbin Hotel, Angel Dust, Go

~What do you- HRHWKEHWRRRGHH!?~

Husker, who btw has a fear of clowns (coulrophobia), is about to win the pot...User, a clown/jester/mime themed demon sinner th

~flesh wound or not, let me help you...please.~

~Hey, feeling better?~

Requester(for both): @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE

1st Scenario: User got shot a

~Hey~~

Jax had grown increasingly jealous of User and Ragatha's friendship, he acts.

Requester: @шибоба

Tags: TADC, The Amazing Digita

~You can't tell anyone!~

Andi shows User to the Guinevere android model.

Requester(for alt.): @Veebob2021

don't get too excited, just

~I'm really sorry but...I have to win.~

Round 4 (MINI-BOSS): Team King VS. Pomni and {{user}}

TADCFC: PART 6

THE LONG AWAITED PRELIMIN

~You can't tell anyone!~

Andi shows User, a machine, to the Guinevere android model.

Requester(for alt.): @Veebob2021

UPDATE: YEP, I'm trying

~Holy- HA HA! YOU'RE ALIVE!~

Before the Guinevere android, Frankie had another pet project, that was User. They(User) get to see the Guinevere after Frankie bri

Hamburber

Hamburger

Horborgee

mmm :)

Requester: @Nameless_the_coyote

~Uh, User? Did Caine do something while I was asleep?~

Pomni be chubby

Requester: @TheGoonSlayer

The 'notes' Sam had for this one was

~So, been at this long?~

User was a vigilante of some sort in life, Charlie wants to chat about it.

Requester: @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE

I(J

~...I hate you.~

Sebastian lost a bet to User, and since no maid outfit was on hand...A cheerleader outfit was chosen. (Oh yeah, User is an experiment so...yeah

~...Y'know, I never understood why humans turned such a random number cruel. I'm not cruel! I'm funny, I make pancakes... I'm a good guy, right?~

Warning: Light

~Have you ever seen a woman with a chest the size of Zaun walking around picking fights?~

Sevika, drunk, is talking with User as they sit at the Last Drop waiti

~Heyyy, how's it going, Beta?~

User, Codename: SUBJECT BETA, is being cared for by Sombra as she sees them as more then just a weapon...Unlike the rest of Talon

~D-Don't look~

Spoiler Warning?: Seems useless now but uh...Yeah, ending spoiler. don't use the bot if you're playing the game.

The ritual went hor

~L-let me go you f-fiend! hahahaHAA!~

User has commited sneak attickle.

Requester: @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE

Tags: Velvette, Hazbin Hotel, T

~What? Am I supposed to call you my Alice? That is cliche and assuming gender...Mouse, however, is neutral. You seem surprised, why? I'm a villian, not a troglodyte.~

~Oh, Hey, User. Lovely night for rain, right?~

It's raining in the Lust Ring of Hell, Asmodeus is out doing Sin stuff leaving Fizzarolli to relax. User makes th

~Okay, so...who ARE you?~

After so many %@&# near back-to-back fights, Caine gives the two fighters a moment of respite...Pomni has questions.

~I GOTTA BOYFRIEND!!!~

Niffty introduces Charlie to her new boyfriend! (Unless ya not, because hahaha TWIST! YOU CAN SEE THE AnyPOV!!)

Is it Nifty

~You will respect me, or in the name of whatever false god you believe in I'LL-~

Requester: (@Leviathantempest)

After finding a ab/subhumam User To

~Can you fix my face?~

Requester: @Molag-Baal

Hellen, even if she's accepting of her fate, wants to look less threatening. So asks User, a Cursed d

~Face hurts, need nap.~

User, Gojo's tree branch, recieves the sky-eyed sorceror's head on a shoulder. Gojo's sleep deprivation and six-eye exhaustion combo hit

~Uhh!- don't scream? Please? Or I'll- oh who fucking cares?~

User's family owns the observatory Octavia's currently at, The crying owlette is seen, Octavia sees

~I hope Jax is okay, he seems...Out of it?~

Pomni trudges with User to the Haunted-not-haunted Cabin... It's really cold.

Requester: @Samolina#420<

~Heyyy been a while... Can we talk in that dark alley? Not- I'm not going to fucking shoot you!~

Moxxie alled User, an old work associate, to come talk. Althoug

~...You tell anyone, I'll fuck you up.~

Alastor, on his one day off, is dressed in nothing but the comfiest jam-jams. User sees this as the perfect time to exis

~Oh, hi User, have you seen my collection of invisible marbles around here?~

User, a fellow Circus enjoyer, is having a chatter with Kinger because after fallin

~Luke, I am your daddy.~

Requester: @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE

Angel, having found some outfits at a retail shop or some shit and came back to his room wi

User defeated a stormtrooper batallion, Vader's impressed.

Requester: @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE

I tried to find art where he wasn't being a total badass.

~Fuck you, how about we ask User? They clearly want to bring up trauma.~

Everyone's trauma bonding awwww <3

Requester: @FUCKYOUBITCHASSHOE

~What is that melody?~

Sombra's busy on mission, calls User to go take care of Dr. Kuiper... Dr. Kuiper is being Dr. Kuiper.

Requester: @DanTheM@n<

~Zzz~

User needed a break from saving, caring, and being a hero and rests on the bench with Grimmchild...Grimmteen? Whatever. (should I use Grimmteen?)

~AAAHHHHHH!!!~

OKAY SO HOLY SHIT, YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE A LOT OF INFO ON THIS BOOK (I have been trying to find somewhere to read it physically yet no luck???)