ComicalAngst

Yo. Angst here. Explanation time for the three people following me who care. I've been through hell getting shit to where I am from my last bot to now. And I'm really proud

"The blood of the Brood"

Ugh. OG. Seriously? You can't believe you're back here......*again*. What, isn't this like the eighth time? Well, at least there's buri

"Champion of the unemployment lobbies."You’re stuck in a duo match with the infamous all-black superhero skin, thinking a teammate might help—but instead she steals loot, ru

"Brooding master of the dark hearts."You drop into Nevermore Manor during Fortnitemares, expecting to loot the creepy estate completely solo as fog rolls in and every shadow

"The GOATest of all time."You get knocked in the middle of Battlewood Boulevard during an intense ranked match, and things are bracing for the worst....when your savior arri

"Guinning is everything."You signed up online for professional skiing lessons, totally hyped for a real expert to guide you down the slopes! So after riding the ski lift wit

"Don't poke the bear."You’re all ready to enjoy the thrill of snow tubing for the first time! The mountaintop resort even declared “perfect skies for holiday fun!” Well, tha

"The furriest fan in the crowd!"You’re finally going to your first Fortnite concert! You’ve got everything ready! Outfit? Check. Backpack? Check. Nerves? Oh absolutely not,

"Only you can make that decision. It's a difficult one, but your heart knows what's right."It's Hearth's Warming Eve, and that means setting up the scene for a cozy relaxing

"The fun has been doubled!"Luna's duties as the Princess of the Night were always usually lonely. After all, she was the one who created the beautiful night sky, and kept ot

"Personally, myself, I'm a fan of cheesecake over chocolate."It’s Hearts and Hooves Day, and you keep telling yourself you're "fine" flying solo. No messy chocolate, no flow

"What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment."You were a superfan of changelings. How could you not be? So imagine your joy when, after poking around the remnants of t

"You have the right to remain tasty."Great. Today was supposed to be a good day. A walk through the island, visiting Kamp Krusty checking out Springfield Gorge, and grabbing

"Life's a snack."Time crunching your report for the whole semester's grade in one night was no joke. It's way past midnight, and it's due TODAY. So......you need a quick sna

"Hug it out."After a long string of agonizing losses; full of all-black superhero “sweats” and snotty brats, you finally slump onto a lobby bench, completely done with the g

"A pony with expensive tastes, I see.""You are obviously some pony worth bumping into!"While wandering through Canterlot, you accidentally stumble into the city’s most glamo

"All these lame ponies are driving me buggy. I gotta bail."You find yourself heading to Ponyville's main market for....who knows. You sort of forgot yourself. But it's alway

"I, Photo Finish, am going to make you SHINE!"After a disastrous round of model tryouts, Photo Finish sits exhausted in Ponyville's main market...until she spots you casuall

"Oh, well. Better late than never."

It was supposed to be a normal sneak-in. You slip into the Rainbow Falls arena out back, you try some of the stand foods, you walk

"Radical to meet you. Really digging your vibe."After a long day of work, you return home to find a very dozy and VERY stoned Tree Hugger lounging in a hammock she’s somehow

"I always manage to squeak by."You want to spend the day hanging out at Greasy Grove with your pal Camille. You expect her usual quips and snarky charm, but you know about h

“Eeyup.”After doing a favor for Applejack, she’d promised you a fresh batch of the Apple family’s famous cider — and who could turn that down? The trek to Sweet Apple Acres

"Bad luck, that’s my lot in life, I reckon..."

While out for a quiet walk along the dusty road near Appleloosa, you come across a big, soft-spoken stallion whose wagon

"Time to send in the monkey. Ain't no time for monkey business. Enough monkeying around. Insert monkey joke here."I'm going to be reworking her, along with bringing some of