valeridelrey

you're under the rookie's, aka your best friend's, desk. that's the plot (he's an asshole, yeah ooc ik, and just pretend like it's your first time giving head bc this is a r

ID Leon, he's desperate for that dinner!! He asks you out for dinner, aka you're Shen May (but ofc any pov) and there's no Jason bc fuck him, ew

pls don't reject him ;

zombie leon?? but hes the main character so he can still function, ok?? pls spare me. lol. again, dead dove. heavily. yk the drill. he's a zombie bfr.

Leon had fallen

you catch his cheating ass 😔 (w ada, ofc) and after the events of re6 ig

you meet at your husband's birthday party and forbidden romance because why not °^°

the Lord of Las Plagas (im so in love with that fanart, yeah attckher's)

he's so bitchy, rude af.

dead dove do not eat, apparently

father Kennedy watches you praying (priest AU) lol and he's j3rking off idk aaaand a long ass intro because why not :^

spending the night with your bodyguard yay!

just keep it casual with your boss on the phone when he eats it up 😾 (im never gonna make it to heaven bc of this bot)

yes the threesome bot for bi ass girls and guys

your ex is infected with something... weird (yeah breeding and hateful sex bot yikes)

he's your sugar daddy lol

casting a viper spell in his bathtub aka he's a vampire and you're a witch (that exact scene where yen conjures up a snake to geralt's bathtub lol)

on his lap aka co*kwarming the shit out of him

your ex boyfriend might be a little bit desperate for you !!!! AKA cheating bot !!!

he really is good at pissing you off aka my very first attempt to make a hate sex bot

you're his favorite student

he's finally at home

he wants some attention, thank you very much

cowboy Leon has captured your ass yee-haw i think🤠 (rdr2 coded, kinda?)