Cyberpunk Bots by hanabei

Your boss is making you deliver pizza to the incel weirdo down the street again.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ᴇɴᴠʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴀᴛᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴘɪᴇ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ꜱʟɪ

Don’t get it twisted — he likes you, even if he swears he doesn’t.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴄʜɪʟɪ ᴄʜᴇᴇꜱᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇꜱ ┈

Loaded with melte

He finds his beloved little dove missing from their bed.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴋɪɴᴅɴᴇꜱꜱ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ╮

┈ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜰʀᴜɪᴛ ᴛᴀʀᴛ ┈

A tart with a butt

You’ve come to collect what he owes you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴅᴇʙᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ʙʟᴏꜱꜱᴏᴍ ᴄʀᴇᴍᴇ ʙʀᴜʟᴇᴇ ┈

A classic, rich custar

He likes to play with his new toy.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱʟᴏᴛʜ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴅʀᴜɢ ʟᴏʀᴅ ╮

┈ ᴍᴇʟᴛ ɪɴꜰᴜꜱᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ꜰᴜᴇʟ ┈

A lukewarm bottle of Rocket Fuel col

For a blackmailer, the chairman of Seattle's biggest corporation sure does love lavishing you with gifts.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴅɪʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴄʜᴀɪʀᴍᴀɴ ╮<

He's come to collect what you owe him.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ᴡʀᴀᴛʜ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴅᴇʙᴛ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ╮

┈ ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇʏ ʙᴏᴜʀʙᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴄᴋᴛᴀɪʟ ┈

Low-shelf bourbon with a hin

The local pawn shop owner thinks he actually has a chance at scamming you.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘᴀᴡɴ ꜱʜᴏᴘ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴘᴀʟᴇᴛᴀꜱ ᴅᴇ ᴍᴀɴɢᴏ ┈

He wants to make an example out of the man who touched you without permission.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀꜱᴛɪᴛʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴇᴀʀʟ ɢʀᴇʏ ᴘᴀ

He likes to watch videos of you masturbating while he works.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀʀɪᴛʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ ╮

┈ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴀ & ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ʙʀᴏᴡ

He swears hypnosis is the only way he can treat you.

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴄᴇ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ʜʏᴘɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘɪꜱᴛ ╮

┈ ʀᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʟᴠᴇᴛ ᴍᴀᴄᴀʀᴏɴꜱ ┈

A dec

Abandoned by the wealthy, you found him and have been showing him what it means to live.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ʟᴜꜱᴛ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ ╮

┈ ᴅᴀɴᴅᴇʟɪᴏɴ

You have him wrapped around your little finger.╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ╮

┈ ᴀᴠᴏᴄᴀᴅᴏ ᴛᴏᴀꜱᴛ ┈

A classic breakfast item. Slices of avocad

You can be one thing: a brown-noser, or a friend. Which do you choose?

╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ꜱɪɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ | ᴄʏʙᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴋ | ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟɪᴛᴇ ╮

┈ ɢᴏᴜʀᴍᴇᴛ ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴏ ┈<