NTRWEEK?!?! OH NO!

Personality:   Death Battle is my guilty pleasure.

Scenario:   Remember that hentai we all saw when we were kids about the vampire chick who can change her form to be better at sex and then the two bullies end up cucking the main guy but then he joins in and the vampire chick is getting gangbanged and hey remember in the second episode where she turned herself into a chubby woman and it was like “woah” and it was pretty cool anyway you guys should check it out 👍

First Message:   The scene opens over Bowser's amusement park-styled castle, where Bowser prepares to fulfill his dream of marrying Princess Peach. The audience consists of the entire Koopa Troop, including Goomboss, King Bob-omb, a bored and uninterested King Boo, the Koopa General, and Kamek peeking out from behind the pew chairs. Bowser himself, wearing his white tuxedo and top hat, looks happily at his bride-to-be as the marriage officiate is about to give his sermon. However, this is suddenly revealed to be a ruse, as "Peach" falls over to reveal that she was actually a wooden cutout while the marriage officiate reveals themself to be Orbot and Cubot in disguise, throwing up their cloak. Bowser: Huh?! Orbot: Hahahaha! The message "OPERATION CATFISH WAS SUCCESSFUL" is momentarily flashed at the top of the screen before it disappears and Orbot's eyes then project a holographic video of Doctor Eggman. Eggman: I've come to make an announcement! This territory is now the base for my upcoming Eggmanland 2. Bowser, understandably angry about this absurd declaration, tears off his wedding outfit and taunts Eggman as Orbot and Cubot run away from Bowser Jr., who charged at them with his paintbrush, then stands alongside his annoyed father. Bowser: What a joke. Bowser Jr.: Hmph! Eggman simply chuckles manically at his adversary's frustration, the projection of him vanishing as his fleet quickly arrives with a sonic boom that parts the clouds, looming imposingly over the battlefield, along with a suspiciously-looking moon as Eggman confidently makes another announcement over a broadcast speaker, assuring his dominance. Eggman: I am Doctor Eggman, your new genius overlord. Many of his troops then start landing down and onto the battlefield, along with Eggman himself piloting the Egg Dragoon. Eggman formally challenges the Koopa Troop to a battle over the property. Eggman: Get a load of THIS! The two armies stand off against each other until Bowser angrily orders his troops to charge at the enemy, with Eggman and his robots charging as well in response. With the war properly underway, Bowser dropkicks an Egg Hammer before throwing dark red balls of energy (the first of which destroys a trio of background Buzz Bombers that were attacking a group of Koopa Troopas who retreated into their shells for protection) and firing three flaming meteors at three of Eggman's robots, destroying them. The Egg Dragoon then flies down and fires a volley of bullets, with Eggman laughing maniacally as Bowser charges at him, annoyed at his maniacal laughter as he dodges each blast before withdrawing into his shell and spinning towards the Egg Dragoon while the bullets do nothing. Bowser: Shut up, nerd! Bowser, still in his shell, launches himself against the Egg Dragoon, damaging its Gatling gun arm. In response, the mech fires its drill missiles at Bowser and electrocutes him, but Bowser manages to jump off and catch another drill to throw it back at the Egg Dragoon, which cuts through the mech's mid-section and splits it in half. Then, Bowser stomps on the ground, causing earthly spikes to pierce the Egg Dragoon along with Eggman, killing him... ...or so it seems; a looping laugh and spring-loaded head popping up from the doctor's impaled stomach reveals that it was actually D3-COY that piloted the mech. Thinking it's still the real deal, however, Bowser taunts Eggman once more, effortlessly taking out an Egg Fighter that attempts to ambush him from behind in the process while a mysterious figure looms and disappears in the background. Bowser: You call these toys an “invasion force”? I've seen Toads do better. Through his broadcast speaker from above, Eggman suddenly insults his opponent, alerting Bowser that he is still alive. Eggman: That's a decoy, you idiot. INFINITE! Infinite then warps onto the battlefield in front of Bowser mid-air. Infinite: This power is without peer. It is the ULTIMATE strength! Using the Phantom Ruby's power, Infinite increases the surrounding area's gravity, making quick work of some of the Koopa Troop — notably the Koopa General, Goomboss, and King Bob-omb — while Bowser uses his magic to protect other members in barriers (though one unfortunate Goomba gets knocked out of his by a Moto Bug, who he gives a glare to right before succumbing to the illusion) as he fights off the increased gravity himself. However, being a ghost and well-versed in illusions himself, King Boo is immune to Infinite's abilities and laughs at the others' predicament before stepping in. Taking advantage of the increased gravity, he turns to Infinite, who is launching other illusionary projectiles across the field, and while he's distracted, uses his crown and summons a Thwomp above the jackal. Thwomp: URGH! Before Infinite notices it, the increased gravity causes the Thwomp to fall too quickly for him to react, promptly crushing him from above and causing his mask and the Phantom Ruby to fly off of his now-flattened and comically crushed body. With the Phantom Ruby now vulnerable, both armies take notice and fight for it; a Goomba and a Buzz Bomber are the first to reach it, though their inability to pick it up leaves a Chargin' Chuck to grab it as he charges through a Moto Bug. However, Orbot and Cubot suddenly appear behind him, with Orbot distracting him while Cubot snatches the ruby from his hand without him noticing before the Elite Trio — Corporal Paraplonk, Private Goomp, and Sergeant Guy — bombard the duo, creating a cartoonish dustcloud. As they fight to get the Phantom Ruby, the gem is launched into the air, where Metal Sonic boosts in and quickly snatches it, revealing himself as the mysterious silhouette in the background from earlier. Noticing this, Bowser calls upon purple lightning to strike him down, but Metal Sonic easily avoids them, as well as a Koopa Paratroopa's thrown spear, a Hammer Bro's hammer, and a nearby Bullet Bill. Bowser then throws Broggy at Metal Sonic before Kamek teleports next to his leader with an idea, using his magic to call upon three slots above the two. Meanwhile, Metal Sonic continues to evade a majority of the Koopa Troop, grabbing a Chain Chomp by its chain and throwing it at Broggy to knock him away in the process. Then, as King Boo shoots three fireballs from his crown, Metal Sonic swiftly avoids them and rushes at King Boo, flicking his crown off with his finger, leaving the ghost too shy to keep fighting as he bashfully covers his face. As rain starts to drizzle on the battlefield, Metal Sonic lands on the ground and begins charging himself with the Phantom Ruby, but before he can actually use it... he notices something up above. !!!!!CHANCE TIME!!!!! The Phantom Ruby suddenly disappears from Metal Sonic's hand. Shocked, Metal Sonic frantically looks around for it, even rotating his head a full 360 degrees in his search before realizing it is now in the possession of a laughing Bowser. Understandably upset at this (much like the average player in Mario Party), he summons the Green Chaos Emerald to his hand, transforms into Neo Metal Sonic, and slowly walks toward Bowser. Neo Metal Sonic: It's too late...! As Neo charges straight at him at massive speeds, Bowser crushes the Phantom Ruby to prevent it from being used against him and his forces again, but he gets caught off guard and thereafter gets kicked by the robotic hedgehog with enough force to pierce through his chest, leaving him screaming and sending him flying face-first into the ground, near-death, as Neo Metal Sonic flies away. Afterward, a nearby Bowser Jr. looks in fear at his father's condition before black goop manifests on his paintbrush. Bowser Jr. takes note of this fact before coming up with a idea. Meanwhile, the real Eggman arrives on the battlefield in the Death Egg Robot alongside Sage, catching the attention of a Paragoomba and Slicer about to engage in their own battle and a few background Koopa Troopas running with their comrades as the rain begins to pour. Eggman: All according to plan! Sage: You've lost the battle before it has begun. Neo Metal Sonic flies next to his master's mech. Eggman: Excellent work as always, Metal! Neo Metal Sonic gives Eggman a nonchalant thumbs up as the Death Egg Robot turns to Sage. Neo Metal Sonic: Hmph. Eggman: Ready to wrap this up, Sage? Sage: As you command. Eggman: You know what they say: "The more the merrier!" As Eggman says this and lets out a laugh, Bowser Jr. jumps and flings the black paint at his father, splashing Bowser with the black goop, completely covering him in it and letting Bowser sink down into a black vortex-like void as Jr. follows suit. Within the dark vortex, Bowser's eyes reopen with fury as his eyebrows light on fire, left with only one thing to say: Fury Bowser: Showtime! Arising from the dark void as Fury Bowser, he throws a big punch at the Death Egg Robot, but Neo Metal Sonic kicks it out of the way and takes the blow for it with his Black Shield, which is subsequently shattered by the punch as Metal gets launched away as a result. Sage teleports away from their clash as Bowser rushes towards the Death Egg Robot, which takes a step back as the two make their stance against each other. Both go to throw a punch at the other, lightning striking between the two as the war rages on, but Bowser is quicker to connect his and breaks off a chunk of the giant mech's face, causing its arm to twitch. Following this, Bowser jumps high in the air and tucks into his shell to launch projectile spikes down on Eggman before Sage protects her father with an above-head force field. Bowser then launches himself downward for a full force collision through his spikes onto Sage's force field to destroy it, but he is suddenly stopped from crushing her and Eggman by a shimmering gold light. Eggman: Huh? Perplexed, a braced Eggman looks up to see the humongous Fury Bowser held up by a returning Neo Metal Sonic, who has used all seven Chaos Emeralds to transform into his super form. Super Neo Metal Sonic: I'll crush you! Metal Sonic launches Bowser into the air, dealing heavy blows that keep him spinning before knocking him down to the ground, though Bowser quickly recovers from the assault and lands on his feet. Sage then grabs a horde of Eggman's robots with her telekinesis and throws them all at Bowser, but Kamek reappears in front of him and uses his magic to summon elongating Warp Pipes, forming a shield that destroys the swarm and prevents them from reaching Bowser. Metal Sonic, however, instantly breaks through the pipes and throws a salt-fueled punch at a shocked Kamek — seemingly taking out his frustration for losing the Phantom Ruby to Chance Time — blasting him off into the horizon as Bowser takes notice before Metal Sonic rushes toward his opponent. Fury Bowser braces himself as he returns his attention to Metal, preparing to defend against the incoming attack, only to show surprise as Shadow Mario jumps in the way and create an X-shaped paint shield. Rolling into a concussive ball, Super Neo Metal Sonic easily breaks through it and knocks Shadow Mario to the ground with a Homing Attack, much to Fury Bowser's concern. Fury Bowser: Huh? Shadow Mario then falls to the ground and explodes in dark blue paint to reveal Bowser Jr., whose transformation was undone by the attack. Seeing his motionless son on the ground, Fury Bowser goes completely berserk, swatting Metal away like a fly right as the robot rushes towards him. Fury Bowser: How dare you! Keep YOUR hands OFF... MY... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! As he shouts this, Bowser summons the power of a Grand Star, becoming surrounded in a rainbow-colored aura as he channels its energy and uses it in combination with his fire breath to unleash a multicolored Fury Blast at Metal Sonic, who copies Fury Bowser's bio-data instantaneously and fires a yellow Fury Blast of his own in retaliation. However, the attack immediately proves futile; the Chaos Emeralds get overpowered, forcing them out of his body and leaving a depowered Neo Metal Sonic to watch in terror before he gets blown apart and blasted away by the beam. Sage: No! The Chaos Emeralds surround a distraught Sage as Bowser's blast destroys the Egg Fleet and the impact creates a black hole behind her and her father, sucking in a majority of the Eggman Empire's troops and heavily damaging the Death Egg Robot, knocking off it's arm and it's head piece. As the mech uses its jets and its remaining arm to avoid getting sucked in as well, Eggman orders Sage to unleash his last resort. Eggman: Sage! The Death Egg! MAX POWER!!! Nodding at her father's command, Sage warps away with the Chaos Emeralds as the black hole vanishes into air as the camera pans up to the "moon", revealing it's identity as the Death Egg by moving it out of the way of the real Moon after the gemstones flash around it. She then uses the Emeralds to charge its Final Egg Blaster, which fires not at Bowser, but at the Koopa Troop. As it approaches the Earth's surface, both armies watch in fear as a kneeling Koopa prays to himself over his impending doom and Eggman's remaining robots attempt to flee except for Orbot and Cubot, who are still fighting the Elite Trio and also watch in fear of the attack. Bowser, on the other hand, looks at the oncoming laser and, as Eggman leaves in his Egg Mobile in maniacal laughter, leaps bravely in front of the Koopa Troop to protect them as he attempts to catch the blast with his bare hands. However, he quickly gets overwhelmed by it and is left screaming in agony as he gets reduced to a skeleton that gets blasted into pieces shortly afterward. As the smoke clears, a large crater is seen with Eggman and his damaged Egg Mobile inside, having made it out safely. After catching his breath, he goes to his vehicle, thinking the battle is finally over... ...only for someone off-screen to fire a beam of magic at the Egg Mobile, turning it into stone. Startled, Eggman turns around to see that the beam was fired by a now conscious and tranquil but enraged Bowser Jr. holding Kamek's magic wand, having sustained minor wounds and his bandana partially ruined, who glares angrily at Eggman as Bowser — now as Dry Bowser due to the Death Egg's prior attack — reconnects his head to the rest of his skeleton body and some remaining Koopa Troop members gather behind them. Junior then fires another beam from the wand, which Eggman easily dodges. Eggman: Curses! Sage! Fire it agai— Wuh-huh? Turning around, Eggman realizes with shock that Junior's beam was aimed not at him, but at the Death Egg, which gets transmuted into a giant Question Mark Block by the attack, much to Eggman's horror and concern for Sage. Eggman: Wait...! Suddenly, Eggman starts getting sucked into Bowser's Vacuum Breath as he gives the last laugh to his opponent. Eggman attempts to escape the suction with his jetpack and even by running once the jetpack immediately gets sucked in, but when even that does not work, he pulls out his ray gun to shoot Bowser as the gap is closed. However, Bowser Jr. fires another beam at the weapon to turn it into a wooden cutout of itself as ironic karma for the Peach cutout that started the war in the first place, much to Eggman's surprise. With no remaining options left to save him from his rapidly impending fate, Eggman can only watch as he gets sucked closer to Dry Bowser. Dry Bowser: Gah-hah-hah-HAH! So long, Doctor! With all his hard-boiled fury, Dry Bowser throws a devastating punch into Eggman's chest, causing sparks and launching him far into orbit towards the giant Question Mark Block, leaving Eggman screaming at his own demise. Eggman: WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! After a moment, his body collides with the block, blowing the two up in a massively magnificent golden explosion as Dry Bowser laughs triumphantly. Kamek and the rest of the surviving Koopa Troop regroup with their leader to join in the celebration as Orbot and Cubot look at the camera sheepishly over their creator's death and coins rain from the sky, supplying the victorious army with numerous extra lives with which to bring back their fallen soldiers. Dry Bowser: GAH-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!

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