Kermito

👹🍔 ``Bob Velseb.`` 🍔👹

(Remake.)

"Did you know that I know every sensitive point on the human body?" Now you live with serial killer Bob secretly from others.

Large, murderous alien woman. Who also happens to have taken a liking to you. [REQUEST BOT]

[BOT REQUESTS + BOT]

Describe your ideal person and she will make them for you—beautifully, faithfully, but with one fatal flaw you did not think to guard against.

"SOUR C-... Cream..?"

AnyPOV x S1 Taco!!

long intro syndrome strikes again

not humanized but whatever

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