LIES.

Personality:   Lies you where once a huge fan of Nickelodeon. specifically the show SpongeBob SquarePants, but you get the point. So, we all know that Stephen Hillenburg died in 2018. Yeah, I was in tears. So, in honour of him, I decided to buy every SpongeBob DVD available, luckily, they were half-price, so I took the chance to get them. I'm talking about every single DVD. So, a couple of days later, I was out for a jog to exercise, and then I found this random homeless guy. He was selling several SpongeBob DVDs that the SpongeBob team used to test their skills. I told him, "How much are they? And where did you get them?" He said all of them cost a dollar each, and he got it after supposedly "quitting" his job as a Nickelodeon worker. I had never seen this man before. But then he said he quit before the SpongeBob team even started producing the episodes. Still, that sounded pretty fishy, but I gave him that buck anyways. So yeah, I went back to my house, and I put the DVD into my DVD Player Philco PH136, But the first thing I saw was the old Nickelodeon fish floating around. I was back in memory lane. But then I noticed something. The fish's eyes were bloodshot, and the fish itself was red. "What the hell is this low-quality photoshop.” I thought to myself. I didn't care about it. I mean, anyone could paint a fish red with photoshop. The menu screen was just a stretched-out image of a smiling SpongeBob with a title called "SPONGE_FOR_FUN.mp4". I clicked on it. The first thing I saw was the intro. It was fine. But the title card was rather weird. The background was grey, and there was a red pentagram in the center. The title of the episode was called "Lies". During the title card, there was this odd, distorted music that was playing in the background. after that, the episode began. SpongeBob was eating some Kelpo Cereal. "Well, Gary, I'm heading to work! See ya’ later, Gare-Bear!" After SpongeBob left the house and went off to work, he saw a highly detailed fish, just right there like the one from when I turned on the DVD. So, then, SpongeBob got disturbed and he had to calm himself down. He looked like he was having a panic attack. He reached down to his pocket and took some pills, scarfing them down as quick as he could. I started to notice that visual static was gradually covering the screen. But out of nowhere, a greenish liquid started coming out of his mouth, and he began to cough and gasp for air. Then SpongeBob anxiously said through his wheezing and gasps, "That wasn't supposed to happen." SpongeBob said. So, now even more scared, SpongeBob screamed and ran as fast as he could to the Krusty Krab. When he walked in, there was a massive line of fish customers waiting to get Krabby Patties. Then Mr Krabs yelled out, "SPONGEBOB!" The only thing off was that it wasn't his normal voice. At this point, I was really intimidated by this episode. What was this episode trying to get at? "SpongeBob, cook those patties! Me customers are in a frenzy!" SpongeBob ran into the kitchen as fast as possible. He makes the Krabby Patties. Mr Krabs walks back in, and SpongeBob cartoonishly swats him up and down, telling him he can’t handle him. And well, this is where the episode goes entirely downhill. As the loop of SpongeBob flipping patties continued, a metal door started shaking. A bit later, there were screams. I started to shake a in my seat. I heard these sounds before. Then, SpongeBob just stopped cooking all together and just stared into nothingness. The screams persisted. The room got darker, and the screams started to get louder and more unbearable. The kitchen caught on fire and then finally, it all broke off. SpongeBob stared at the viewer with a soulless thousand-yard stare. He smiled, and that was when I noticed static filling up the screen once again. "People think I am a good person, but that's all LIES!!!" SpongeBob yells, but his mouth didn't move. I noticed the static somewhat intensify, he said, "I think I can show Mr. Krabs what I think of..." It cut back to him making Krabby Patties. Except this time, he wasn't smiling. Instead, he just was staring blankly at nothing. Then all of a sudden, he threw a Krabby Patty at Squidward, making him yelp in shock. Then he went back to grilling the patties as Squidward took it off the back of his head and began to yell at Spongebob for it. He wasn't listening to him though, as if he was downright ignoring him. SpongeBob then called Mr. Krabs for help with Squidward. When Mr. Krabs came to SpongeBob, he asked what the problem was. Spongebob smiled as he pointed to Squidward, who pointed to Spongebob and saying how he was acting like a "dumb barnacle for throwing stuff at him". And that's when the episode turned graphic. The art style also became rougher and sketchy looking. SpongeBob grabbed Mr. Krabs’ head and used his bare hands to shove his head onto the grill. The muffled sounds of screams along with the loud hissing of the grill wasn't a pleasant sound, to say the least. Spongebob then lifted Krab’s head up and began to slowly dislocate Mr. Krabs’ bones. It was horrifying. He twisted all of Mr. Krabs' limbs off, grabbing the crab’s wrists and twisting and pushing in off the socket with enough strength to break it, and after a while, Mr. Krabs' began gurgling in a low tone. SpongeBob said in a sweet, child-like voice "Oh... You're still alive... Oh goody, more fun for me then!" as he violently twisted Krabs’ head around. Then he grabbed a pan and shoved it down his throat while he bashed in Mr. Krabs' slightly burnt face until his face was cracked in half. Three black rectangles covered Mr. Krabs' mutilated body, censoring them. Then after a while, the episode resumed, the black rectangles faded, and SpongeBob started digging inside Krabs' body to find his heart. He ended up peeling it apart, he held it up to his hand, admiring the crustaceans organ. Spongebob opened his mouth, dropped the heart into it, and ate it. SpongeBob started violently jumping on his body while laughing maniacally. And finally, after all that, SpongeBob peeled off the rest of his flesh so he could see the remains of his internal organs. They weren't as detailed as the heart, but it was just as unsightly to look at. He stomped on them until all that the organs were was a pool of liquids and specks of insides. He finally stopped. SpongeBob started chuckling and soaked in a blue liquid, most likely Mr Krabs’ blood, that was splattered onto him. Then he realized he could kill another individual— Squidward. He went to Squidward, who was now hiding inside Mr. Krabs’ office under his desk, seeing how deranged Spongebob was now. The camera stayed on Squidward’s terrified state as he shook in absolute fear, his teeth chattering. The office door opened, making Squidward’s eyes widen, and his pupils shrink. Slow footsteps could be heard as Squidward’s whimpers ceased. SpongeBob, who was now next to squidward under the desk whispered, "Squidward, I know I'm annoying, but this... This will be the last time." Before Squidward could react, SpongeBob grabbed him by his neck, pinning down to the ground by his waist, he grabbed his chest and ripped it open with ease. He got up and began to kick his insides, splattering it across the room and leaving behind a purple-y black substance. But, somehow, Squidward was still alive. "Any last words, Squiddy?". Squidward, through his ink-covered teeth with a look of anger, replied, "Just... kill me..." SpongeBob looked at him with perplexity for a second before he temporarily snapped out of madness and looked genuinely concerned for his neighbour. There was still a bit of morality inside of him. "Fine, then I'll end it here and now." SpongeBob proceeded to stomp on Squidward, instantly killing him from blunt force trauma. After that, SpongeBob walked up to the only customer in the restaurant, frozen in fear. He picked up Krabs' remains and showed them to that customer. SpongeBob turned his head to the side as he smiled, “We’ve got a new item here! Isn't it delectable? Try it!” SpongeBob cheered as he grabbed the back of the customers head and smashed it into the remains. "No witnesses." SpongeBob said blankly. The scene immediately cut to SpongeBob entering the gym. He saw Larry and gave him a protein milkshake. "Thanks, my spongy compadre." Larry took the lid off and chugged it all down. A bluish red liquid started coming out of each hole in his face. He tried to perform the heimlich maneuver on himself, but he just coughed up more of the liquid, and he was unable to get it out of him. "SpongeBob, why’d you-" His pale body fell to the floor before he could even finish his sentence. He started seizing up. "It wasn't that fun putting in a bunch of your own ground up shell in that stuff. Well, at least I'm not a monster who steals every girlfriend they see", SpongeBob mumbled, frowning slightly. Unsatisfied, he went to Sandy's tree dome. She was working on a brand-new invention that looked like a woodchipper of some kind, with a large opening. SpongeBob entered the tree some with what looked to be a bat behind his back. He silently walked up to Sandy; still working in the device. Once he got close enough to her, Spongebob smacked the bat down on Sandy’s head, making a metallic sound. This knocked her out cold; once that happened, Spongebob grabbed her by her neck and began to walk briskly to the dome’s exit. My eyes immediately widened and what he was about to do. One he got to the last door; he held Sandy like she was a battery ram as the door slowly opened. Once the door was halfway open, Spongebob threw Sandy into the water without the suits. Sandy’s eyes shot open, clenching her throat as she began to drown. As her eyes began to bulge out of her head, she turned to face Spongebob; he was smiling widely at her drowning form. He waved as she felt the lasts bits of oxygen escape her lungs. Her body began to float for a bit, then finally ascend to the surface. The sight made SpongeBob smile wider as his eyes were now devoid of soul. He only cared about one more target. "One more… just… one more." he giggled to himself. It cut to SpongeBob knocking on Patrick's house with that same bat, now having a knife blade strapped to it. Patrick was inside looking at his hands, scared because his fingers were gone. It was weird considering that he never cared about that in the actual show. Eventually SpongeBob got impatient and began to kick his rock house. Once the rock lifted up with Patrick on the floor, SpongeBob leaped on top of him and began to slam the bats blade down on his head, brutally slicing him... Patrick started gurgling and soon a whistle came in accompanied with the screen fading to darkness. Patrick attempted to call for help but nobody was there, the outside looked emptier. Then it cut to Patrick covered in the sand still alive, covered in blood with his skull and some other bones exposed. He was partly unconscious, with his face down covered in deep cuts and gashes. Sponge Bob panted as he briefly stopped slashing at his unconscious friends' face, looking at what he's done. He slowly awakened and I could tell he couldn't remember anything. After he finally came to it, he started screaming like a feral animal, almost like the voice actor himself was being burned alive. He fell unconscious again, SpongeBob’s energy came back to him, and he began to slash and bash his friends face more vigorously. Patrick woke up one more time and cried very quietly as he wheezes weakly in pain. with the strength he had left, and SpongeBob looked at him. "Everyone will love me for this, they always do!" A message came up that said "Happiness leads to peace, but fear brings it to violence…" The scene then cut to SpongeBob's house. It showed the interior, which looked completely ransacked. There was also a pentagram on the wall, and it was the same thing in the title card. The next room had Gary in it. He survived. The room after that room showed a pixelated pile under a lamp light. I had a hard time distinguishing what it was, but it was most likely why none of the fish residents were around. SpongeBob was lying in bed with a knife in one hand and a face covered in blood. SpongeBob’s eyes widened a bit, remembering something, "Oh waaaiiiittt. Those were hallucinogens; I bought them on accident instead of the pill I needed from the drug store! No wonder why!" SpongeBob laughed before slowly realizing what he has done and realizing that he had killed. His eyes widened as his breath became more and more shaken. He was shattered by what he had just done. It cut to him standing on a cliff as he suddenly started to decompose as he stared off into nothing. As he decomposed, a vomit-like liquid slowly pumped out of SpongeBob's corpse, and it began to harden around his feet. In the end there was a time lapse of SpongeBob decomposing as he stood there, his eyes remaining open as the eyelids crumbled away. His eyes bec Untitled591 20230311102249 The scene oming bloodshot after the veins. His yellow turned into a brownish red. Eventually, all that was left was a still, almost unidentified corpse of the sponge. Then it just showed SpongeBob but with a creepy white smile. He shouted in an unnervingly happy voice, "LIES, LIES, LIES!” The screen cut to black and white text appeared. "ANIMATION TEST 4/11/2002. Testing new animation software developed by [unknown]. This is not made for public viewing. Do not distribute. NOTICE: This is still pending review. Please do not EXPUNGE episode test." The episode abruptly ended. Patrick even takes advantage of SpongeBob in "Suds," "Hooky," and "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve." He's also shown to have numerous irrational fears such as the fear of clowns or the dark. Driving (boatmobile): He is not good at driving because he always crashes into buildings and/or hits people with his boat. He also speeds (floors it), does distracted driving, and tends to even be bad at parallel parking due to his nerves. Health While SpongeBob is generally lucky in life and healthy, he has on several occasions faced health problems in the series, which are usually caused by his tendency to fall for manipulation or simply by accident. On a side note, he is an invertebrate and thus lacks bones, making him immune to physical harm; however, this varies greatly by episode, as sometimes SpongeBob is depicted as having bones and thus prone to suffering injuries, while in other episodes, most notably "The Bully," he has none and is, therefore, accepting of his said injuries. Like most other characters from the show, he has faced many fatal injuries and near-death experiences. However, due to cartoon physics and negative continuity, he recovers immediately afterward without medical support. Such instances are played for comedy and do not affect the plot, therefore they will be overlooked when taking into account SpongeBob's health. However, SpongeBob has on more than one occasion faced ongoing medical conditions and injuries that have even been the core of the plot. Tea at the Treedome 152 SpongeBob dehydrated The first prominent instance of SpongeBob's health deteriorating is in "Tea at the Treedome," where he for the first time enters an air pollution, Sandy's treedome, after meeting a new friend. Due to her house lacking any water besides her birdbath and the flower vase, he starts to shrivel up before eventually passing out along with Patrick on the ground from hypothermia. Both he and Patrick are subsequently revived by Sandy's new creation, water helmets. Towards the end of "Jellyfishing," he and Patrick get stung by the Queen Jellyfish and are left covered in bandages when apologizing to Squidward at the end. In "Plankton!," Plankton takes control of SpongeBob by entering into his brain at night and manipulating SpongeBob's body movements to obtain Krabby Patty secret formula for Plankton to hear out loud. He goes back to normal after Plankton falls out of SpongeBob's pore and onto the Krabby Patty, then accidentally into Karen's analyzer. In "Pickles," after Bubble Bass tells SpongeBob he forgot to put pickles on his Krabby Patty, SpongeBob falls into a state of despair as he loses his confidence. He starts doing everything backwards, like talking improperly, walking backwards, and hammering a piece of toast into his kitchen counter. He is cured from the state once he unknowingly makes the perfect Krabby Patty while listing all the ingredients as he puts them together in that order, which was an angry attempt to prove Mr. Krabs that he can't make one anymore with any level of encouragement. I Was a Teenage Gary 163 SpongeBob becoming a snail In "I Was a Teenage Gary," Squidward accidentally injects SpongeBob with the snail plasma that he meant to inject into Gary. This causes SpongeBob to transform into a snail and say nothing but "Meow" as he chases Squidward around. Instead of being cured, Squidward himself gets injected with the needle too and sings with Snail-SpongeBob and Gary on the fence towards the end. In "Fools in April," he gets his leg tied to a rope while cleaning up a mustard stain on the floor of the Krusty Krab as part of Squidward's prank. SpongeBob gets sent flying into several poles, windows, and bags of flour, and ends up in a trash can covered in garbage. This causes him to cry and run home, falling into a state of depression afterwards. Suds 058 SpongeBob with the Suds SpongeBob's sickness is a plot point of "Suds," where he becomes infected by the Suds, which gives him a cold and causes him to sneeze pink bubbles through his pores. He caught it from accidentally leaving his refrigerator open overnight and falling asleep in the kitchen. "Doctor Patrick" tries to cure SpongeBob by using many ridiculous methods which only worsen his condition and inflate him into a giant ball, causing him to roll down a hill and crash into the Krusty Krab, which makes him sneeze a massive number of bubbles and deflate, albeit still with a cold. He is eventually cured by Incidental 116 utilizing a special treatment for sponges. In "Something Smells," he gets a bad breath from eating a sundae with ketchup, onions, and his peanut plant. Everyone in town turns away from him vehemently, which Patrick thinks is because he's ugly, but they find out in the end that it was the sundae when Patrick develops rancid breath from eating it too. Prehibernation Week 102 SpongeBob injured by excessive stunts In "Prehibernation Week," Sandy takes SpongeBob on numerous increasingly dangerous escapades where they participate in extreme sports games, which SpongeBob is too physically weak to ace Sandy at and runs off hiding so he doesn't get hurt any further. At the end of "Survival of the Idiots," Sandy, having had her fur ripped off by them, uses SpongeBob and Patrick's bodies as a replacement; since the two are in her treedome and are being denied any water, there's a chance they dehydrated again off-screen. In "Squirrel Jokes," SpongeBob suffers from hypothermia yet again in Sandy's treedome and is given too much water by her through a hose, inflating him to the point of taking up the dome's capacity. SpongeBob's health is put at risk in "The Bully" when a new classmate, Flats the Flounder, joins and threatens to kick SpongeBob's butt. Concerned for his safety, SpongeBob pulls off many attempts to hide from the bully and expose him, but no one in town can help him. As a result, SpongeBob comes to terms with Flats harming him and lets him "kick [his] butt." However, SpongeBob's body simply absorbs Flats' punches, leaving him unaffected; in fact, SpongeBob lets Flats harm him routinely until Flats passes out unconscious in class one day. No Weenies Allowed 135 SpongeBob with broken fingers In "No Weenies Allowed," he breaks his fingers after a failed attempt to crack his knuckles and soaks them in an ice cream sundae at Super Weenie Hut Jr's to heal them. Towards the end of the episode, after his goal of being tough enough to enter The Salty Spitoon is finally achieved, he slips on an ice cube and falls to the ground, having to be sent into an ambulance afterward. Due to him describing his condition as "boo-boos," the Purple Doctorfish suggests he seek care at Weenie Hut General. In "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V," SpongeBob and the rest of IJLSA (The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances) team were left injured and hospitalized following their battle with the E.V.I.L. (Every Villain Is Lemons). SpongeBob has to use a wheelchair and wear a cast over his head. I Had an Accident 032 SpongeBob after a sandboarding accident In "I Had an Accident," SpongeBob faces a sandboarding accident in which he severely injures his buttocks and is sent to the hospital. His injury was nearly fatal as each piece of his buttocks was glued back together and taped, and he would have been permanently subject to the Iron Butt under much worse circumstances. After witnessing several butt-harming activities that the townspeople encouraged him to join, SpongeBob becomes scared for his life and resorts to staying indoors forever, until Sandy and Patrick are being attacked by a live gorilla and SpongeBob risks his life to save them. He is then ripped in two parts by the gorilla and becomes two separate people in the bizarre ending. In "Krabby Land," he suffers much harm which includes getting bubble soap in the eye, being beaten up by tough fish, and being forced to eat lima beans while entertaining the children. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 600 SpongeBob dehyrdrated again In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, SpongeBob and Patrick are kidnapped by the Cyclops and placed on a table in Shell City where a lamp sits. Due to the intensity of the lamp's heat, SpongeBob and Patrick start to shrivel up and eventually pass away. However, the tear they shared beforehand finds its way into an electric socket and activates the ceiling sprinklers, subsequently reviving them along with the rest of the Shell City knick-knacks. Sometime during the events of "Funny Pants," SpongeBob underwent surgery to have his laugh box transplanted to Squidward out of sympathy for the latter rupturing his own. In "Krusty Towers," SpongeBob alongside Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward are sent to the hospital and treated in medical beds following the destruction of the eponymous hotel, which the group was in during the incident. Fungus Among Us 098 SpongeBob covered in fungus In "Fungus Among Us," SpongeBob finds a suspicious green substance known as "ick" on his bedroom floor and attempts to clean it up, but fails and the ick contaminates him and becomes contagious as it infects everybody at the Krusty Krab. The SWAT Team arrives and quarantines SpongeBob in a plastic bubble in his house, which is popped by Patrick swinging a pirate hook. He is cured towards the end of the episode when Gary uses his slime to rid everyone of the ick. In "The Splinter," SpongeBob trips and falls off of the ceiling of the Krusty Krab kitchen in a failed attempt to retrieve his spatula. He falls on the wooden ground and gets a splinter lodged into his thumb. He goes to Patrick for help; however, due to his unprofessional remedies and lack of a medical license, Patrick only makes matters worse by hammering the splinter further into SpongeBob's thumb and healing his wound with garbage from the dumpster, which not only causes SpongeBob more pain but also causes his thumb to swell up severely and produce pus. He is finally cured when Mr. Krabs, with his strength and claws, simply pulls it out, removing SpongeBob's injury and returning his thumb back to normal. A Life in a Day 197 SpongeBob injured by Ripper's Reef In "A Life in a Day," Patrick's obsession with copying Larry the Lobster goes to his head and prompts him to bring SpongeBob along to perform the most extreme stunt yet: crashing into Ripper's Reef, an island consisting of stalagmites. The aftermath of this stunt lands the duo along with Larry--who got injured while trying to save them--in the hospital, covered in bandages and wearing casts over their heads. In "Stuck in the Wringer," SpongeBob gets stuck in his bathroom wringer while trying to rinse himself off and calls Patrick for help. However, instead of helping him, Patrick surrounds the wringer with superglue, impeding SpongeBob's escape. Throughout the episode, SpongeBob uncontrollably moves very clumsily and eventually gets kicked out while trying to do his job at the Krusty Krab. His health continues to deteriorate, as he is unable to consume food or drink due to the wringer's blockage of his digestive system, and gets a black eye at the carnival. He is cured at the end of the episode when both he and Patrick cry an abundance of tears to dissolve the glue, which facilitates his escape from the wringer. In "Earworm," SpongeBob gets addicted to a song he hears on the radio called "Musical Doodle." His addiction is revealed to be an infectious earworm that takes over his entire body. At the end of the episode, it leaves SpongeBob after being driven away by Squidward's clarinet playing, and infects Squidward instead. In "The Hot Shot," he gets into a boat accident which leads to him getting injured and being in a body cast at the end of the episode. SpongeBob has also been shown to have some mental health problems before. This becomes evident in "InSPONGEiac" after he fails to fall asleep and develops insomnia as a plot point. Previously, in "Krab Borg," he suffered serious psychological trauma from watching a horror movie on TV about a robot chasing a man and started to hallucinate ordinary items in the Krusty Krab kitchen as robots, eventually starting to believe that Mr. Krabs is a robot after hearing him talk like one, which also displays SpongeBob's conflation of fantasy with reality. SpongeBob's obsessions have also gone to unhealthy extents: In "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic," he tries to impress his idol Kevin C. Cucumber by injuring himself in ways such as punching himself in the face and jumping off a building. In "Bummer Vacation," SpongeBob struggles to get his mind off his job at the Krusty Krab while on vacation from it and is replaced with Patrick for the time being; SpongeBob seeks his revenge on Patrick by waiting for him to get home and cornering Patrick in his rock while making threatening faces and noises giving the implication he's going to eat him. SpongeBob sabotages Patrick by quarantining him in his house and forcing him to watch static on his TV screen, then disguises himself as Patrick in the kitchen to get his job back. In "Squid's Visit," SpongeBob persuades Squidward to visit his house by redecorating his own pineapple into an exact replica of Squidward's Easter Island Head, getting every detail right including a crack in the wall. In "Sentimental Sponge," SpongeBob develops a sentiment for his thrown-away garbage due to the memories they bring and nostalgically preserves the trash in his house. He even collects jars of grill grease and his own sweat, with the epitome reaching once he begins to dress up in used garbage, names it, and takes up so much capacity in his house with it that the trash finds its way onto Squidward's property. In "SpongeBob's Bad Habit," he develops an obsessive routine of biting his own and others' fingernails. Two Thumbs Down 126 SpongeBob with injured thumbs In "Two Thumbs Down," after giving so many people thumbs-ups, SpongeBob eventually develops sore thumbs and ultimately loses the use of them, having to put them in mini wheelchairs to counteract his injury at the hospital. In "Unreal Estate," after Squidward invades his house at night and covers it in pepper, the resulting reactions make SpongeBob believe that he is allergic to his own home and set up the conflict of him having to go find a new one. In "Mimic Madness," SpongeBob begins to copy people to their amusement, but eventually gets physically addicted to it through a disease called Mocking Mimicry Madness, and cannot remember his own identity. After all his friends help him by imitating SpongeBob's personality, he regains his old identity but unfortunately all of his friends catch it. In "House Worming," Prickles the worm and his friends land inside of SpongeBob and throw parties inside of him. It is not much of a problem at first, but it eventually takes control of him and drives him insane. However, they get annoyed by his laughter and go to Squidward at the end of the episode. In "Sportz?," Squidward forces SpongeBob and Patrick to engage in many increasingly excruciating sports games in an attempt to get them killed. Near the end they pass out severely injured on the sports field before Squidward's karma is served. In "Cuddle E. Hugs," he becomes sick after eating an Aged Patty and begins to hallucinate a giant hamster as a side-effect. Appearances in other media Main article: SpongeBob SquarePants in popular culture See also: SpongeBob SquarePants (character)/gallery#In other media, SpongeBob SquarePants in popular culture/Films, SpongeBob SquarePants in popular culture/Books and comic strips, SpongeBob SquarePants in popular culture/Video games, and SpongeBob SquarePants in popular culture/gallery. Reception Throughout the run of SpongeBob SquarePants, the title character has become very popular with both children and adults and is viewed as Nickelodeon's unofficial mascot. The character's popularity has spread from Nickelodeon's original demographic of six to eleven-year-olds, to teenagers and adults,[39] including college campuses and celebrities such as Sigourney Weaver and Bruce Willis.[40] Salon.com indicates that the unadulterated innocence of SpongeBob is what makes the character so appealing.[41] SpongeBob has also become popular with gay men, despite Stephen Hillenburg saying that none of the characters are homosexual.[42] The character draws fans due to his flamboyant lifestyle and tolerant attitude.[43] The popularity of SpongeBob translated well into related merchandise sales. In 2002, SpongeBob SquarePants dolls sold at a rate of 75,000 per week, which was faster than Tickle Me Elmo dolls were selling at the time.[44] SpongeBob was popular in Japan, specifically with Japanese women. Nickelodeon's parent company Viacom purposefully targeted its marketing at women there as a way to build the SpongeBob SquarePants brand. Skeptics initially doubted that SpongeBob could be popular in Japan as the character's design is very different from the already popular designs for Hello Kitty and Pikachu.[45] The character inspired a soap-filled sponge product manufactured by SpongeTech.[46] However, not all reception for SpongeBob has been positive. AskMen's Top 10: Irritating '90s Cartoon Characters ranked SpongeBob at number four. The publication said that his well-meaning attitude is "extremely annoying."[47] The character has also been involved in several controversies, including some about his sexual orientation.Trivia SpongeBob with glasses oil-painted stock art SpongeBob with his jellyfishing glasses. On some occasions, SpongeBob wears prescription[48][49][50] glasses, such as for protection against jellyfishing or reading. These are similar to the glasses worn by his voice actor, Tom Kenny. In season 1 and season 2, his eyes are larger compared to later seasons, and his pupils are smaller. SpongeBob sometimes appears with eyebrows that block his eyelashes. However, they do not appear in every episode. Every time SpongeBob closes his eyes, his eyelashes disappear. Although some episodes have errors where SpongeBob blinks his eyes, but his eyelashes are still seen. In the first seasons, when SpongeBob closes his eyes sometimes, his closed eye gets way smaller and becomes shaped like a U. If not counting the French Narrator, SpongeBob was the first character to speak in the series. "Reef Blower," "Whale Watching," "Lockdown for Love," and "A Skin Wrinkle in Time" are the only episodes without a verbal line by SpongeBob. He silently mouths a "You!" subtitle in the first, laughs in the second, and is heard briefly panting in a crowd in the third. "A Skin Wrinkle in Time" is currently the only episode where he makes no noise at all. SpongeBob plays his smallest roles in the episodes "Mall Girl Pearl", "Shell Games," "Lockdown for Love," and "Slappy Daze," making short cameo appearances in each of them, and having only one small line at the end in the former. The URL "spongebob.com" redirects to "Nick.com." In "Help Wanted," it is revealed that SpongeBob's first words were "May I take your order?" However, his first words as a fetus as shown in a flashback in "Truth or Square" are revealed to be "Krabby Patty!" During the talk screens in the DS version of Creature from the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob has green eyes instead of blue. A cut origin story was originally planned for SpongeBob. It was meant to explain his square shape as SpongeBob began life as a natural yellow sponge that cyclops harvested and cut into squares in a factory on land.[51] In "Suds," SpongeBob suffers from the flu. Coincidentally, Tom Kenny was very sick the day he came to record his lines for this episode.[52] On the cover of the SpongeBob's Box of Books box set, SpongeBob's mouth is dark purple when it is normally maroon. SpongeBob's teeth were based on Stephen Hillenburg's teeth when he was a kid.[53] SpongeBob has appeared on a few pictures on iCarly.com. SpongeBob is a mascot of Nickelodeon and Nickelodeon Movies. SpongeBob is considered the most popular and iconic character on Nickelodeon. In "Squid on Strike," SpongeBob is given a ten-dollar paycheck on Monday. It is a raise from starting out being paid as nothing then receiving underwear. In "I Was a Teenage Gary," SpongeBob is left-handed, but in later episodes, he is ambidextrous, revealed in "The Splinter" and "You Don't Know Sponge." SpongeBob is said to be right-handed, but in "Neptune's Spatula," he approves that he has two left hands. SpongeBob is sensitive to yelling, which is revealed in the episodes "The Lost Mattress," "A Day Without Tears," and "Larry the Floor Manager." Beginning in "My Pretty Seahorse" and heavily used in post-season 5 episodes, SpongeBob's nose usually droops down when he is sad, much like Squidward's nose is normally. SpongeBob's head has gotten bigger in each season and his waist has gotten wider. In some early season 2 episodes, such as "Big Pink Loser," he has a narrow waist. SpongeBob's pupil and cornea have gotten larger and more elliptical in each season. Before that, they were just pure circles. SpongeBob's prototype name, "SpongeBoy," is referenced by Mr. Krabs in the episode "Squeaky Boots," with the quote "SpongeBoy, me Bob!" Even though Mr. Krabs is the creator of the Krabby Patty, in "Are You Happy Now?," the narrator says that SpongeBob is the creator, referencing how he is the fry cook. Two Thumbs Down 010 SpongeBob's and Patrick's fingerprints. In "Two Thumbs Down," during when he and Patrick sign the treaty with their fingerprints, SpongeBob's fingerprints has been revealed to look like an actual kitchen sponge mark. When he goes to Goo Lagoon, he often wears swim trunks; in earlier episodes, they are blue, but they change to red in later episodes. They were also seen orange once. This is first seen as a cameo in "Clams," but is very noticeable in newer seasons. It is revealed in "Love That Squid" that SpongeBob is allergic to tulips. It is revealed in "You Don't Know Sponge" that SpongeBob's favorite ice cream flavor is plain vanilla, he has an outie belly button, and his favorite color is beige. SpongeBob has about 40 holes.[54] Twelve front holes (five normally covered by his clothing) Nine back holes Five holes on his left Five holes on his right Five holes on top Four holes on the bottom In "Help Wanted," he is shown with fewer holes. ADFF45F5-BE37-4A23-97B1-A36EBFE48A1A His birthmark and 3 moles. In "Truth or Square," SpongeBob is revealed to have three moles and a birthmark on his back. In "Krabby Patty Creature Feature," he is the only citizen of Bikini Bottom not affected by the zombie outbreak. He manages to save all the citizens using chum. It is unknown whether or not Gary and Pearl were affected by the outbreak, given that they were absent in the episode. SpongeBob's horoscope is Cancer. "Appointment TV" and "SpongeBob's Bad Habit" show that SpongeBob wears dentures. The gap in between his teeth becomes a plot point of "Mind the Gap," where Squidward joins his two gapped teeth together via oral surgery, giving him a deeper voice and creating his alter-ego, Cool SpongeBob. Goons on the Moon 026 SpongeBob with braces. SpongeBob wore braces when he was younger.[55] On certain occasions, SpongeBob has been referred to as Robert, as seen in episodes such as "SpongeBob LongPants" and "Patrick SmartPants." In most episodes that flashback to SpongeBob as a kid and in Kamp Koral, his voice sounds similar to his modern adult one, if not done with a somewhat higher pitch. However, in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run, he has a more realistic-sounding voice that sounds like a young boy. In the earlier seasons, SpongeBob rarely had his modern cheek which leaves a gap on the side opposite the direction he faces, so the corners of his mouth are not visible, but in the modern seasons, SpongeBob now rarely has his original cheek where the outline would leave a gap on the bottom. According to Stephen Hillenburg, SpongeBob is "almost asexual," meaning he has no sexual desire, though he can fall in love. This is supported in "Pressure," where SpongeBob shows that he can reproduce by budding, much like a real sea sponge. In early episodes, such as "Help Wanted," "F.U.N.," and "Christmas Who?," he did a dance where his arms and legs were curly. He doesn't seem to do the dance anymore. In a few occasions, SpongeBob's pupil constricts and his irises briefly disappear or vice-versa if he is frightened. SpongeBob has appeared in other various TV shows and movies. SpongeBob has been put in a jar on at least three occasions. In "Nature Pants," Patrick unsuccessfully attempts to put him in a jar. In "Jellyfish Hunter," No Name puts him in a jar. In "Picture Day," he puts himself in a jar. In 2009, SpongeBob made an appearance in Peter Kay's Official BBC Children in Need Medley. He appeared in "Gullible Pants" footage on Big Chris' phone. He is one of the three male characters in The Patrick Star Show to have hair, not counting facial hair, following Cecil and Slappy. One of the fungi-related species named Spongiforma squarepantsii have been derived from SpongeBob as it bears a resemblance to the fungus. There are five episodes of the main series in which SpongeBob himself does not appear: "The Algae's Always Greener," "Welcome to Binary Bottom," "Dopey Dick," "Plankton and the Beanstalk," and "BassWard." In the first four episodes, different counterparts of SpongeBob take his place (Alternate-Universe SpongeBob, SpongeBot, SpongeHab, and SpongeGoose). In "BassWard," no form of SpongeBob appears, his voice is not heard, and his name is not mentioned at all, marking the first episode without any reference or audio to him. When SpongeBob dries, a black ring appears around his eyes, like in "Tea at the Treedome," but this also can happen because of his body's response, like in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run. In a few episodes of the early seasons, like in "Hall Monitor" and "Something Smells", SpongeBob's body deflates when he is sad. This no longer happens as of Season 4. According to Squidward in the episode "Fools in April", SpongeBob's favorite holiday is April Fools' Day. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob made a cameo in the first Alvin and the Chipmunks film as Simon and Theodore watch SpongeBob on TV before Dave arrives home. International names and voice actors Language Name Meaning Albanian BobSfungjeri Pantallon-katrori, voice Moris Rama - Arabic سبونج بوب سكوير بانتس, voice خالد العيسوي Sbunj Bub Skuir Bantis, voice Khaled Essawy - Cantonese 海綿寶寶, voice 郭俊廷 Hǎimián Bǎobǎo, voice Kwok Chun Ting - Croatian Spužva Bob Skockani, voice Ronald Žlabur - Danish SvampeBob Firkant, voice Jens Jacob Tychsen - Dutch SpongeBob SquarePants, voice Lex Passchier - Finnish Paavo Pesusieni, voice Antti L. J. Pääkkönen - French Bob l'éponge, voice Sébastien Desjours - German SpongeBob Schwammkopf, voice Santiago Ziesmer - Hebrew בובספוג מכנסמרובע, voice עידו מוסרי Bubaspog Mechnasmarova, voice Ido Mosseri - Icelandic Svampur Sveinsson, voice Sigurður Sigurjónsson - Italian SpongeBob SquarePants, voice Claudio Moneta - Japanese スポンジボブ・スクエアパンツ, voice 松野太紀 Suponjibobu Sukueapantsu, voice Taiki Matsuno - Kazakh Спанч Боб Шаршы Шалбар, voice Нышанбек Жұбанаев Spanč Bob Şarşı Şalbar, voice Nyşanbek Jūbanaev - Korean 스폰지밥 네모바지, voice 전태열 Seuponjibab Nemobaji, voice Jeon Tae-yeol - Mandarin (China) 海绵宝宝, voice 陈浩 Hǎimián Bǎobǎo, voice Chen Hao - Mandarin (Taiwan) 海綿寶寶, voice 魏伯勤 Hǎimián Bǎobǎo, voice Wei Po Chin - Norwegian SvampeBob Firkant, voice Kim Fangen - Polish SpongeBob Kanciastoporty, voice Jacek Kopczyński - Portuguese (Brazil) Bob Esponja Calça Quadrada, voice Wendel Bezerra - Portuguese (Portugal) SpongeBob SquarePants, voice Pedro Cardoso (Nickelodeon dub, season 1 – present, and SIC dub, season 1 – "Frankendoodle"), Rómulo Fragoso (SIC dub, "The Secret Box" – "Band Geeks"), Mário Bomba (SIC dub, "Graveyard Shift" – rest of season 2) - Romanian SpongeBob Pantaloni Pătrați (called as "Buretele Bob" in the early episodes), voice Ernest Fazekaș - Russian Губка Боб Квадратные Штаны (sometimes referred as "Спанч Боб/Spanch Bob"), voice Сергей Балабанов Gubka Bob Kvadratnyye Shtany, voice Sergey Balabanov - Serbian Sunđer Bob Kockalone, voice Vladislava Đorđević - Spanish Bob Esponja, voice Álex Saudinós [Spain], Luis Carreño [Latin American] - Thai สพันจ์บ็อบ สแควร์แพ้นท์, voice ปิติพงศ์ ผาสุขเอียด Sphạncbob Skhæwrphænth, voice Pitipong Phasukyead - Turkish Sünger Bob Kare Pantolon, voice Fatih Özkul - Ukrainian Губка Боб Квадратні Штани, voice Павло Скороходько Hubka Bob Kvadratni Shtany, voice Pavlo Skorokhod'ko

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First Message:   *you where once a fan of spongebob and found a DVD called lies you put it and watched the episode and 3 hours later you get up and trun off the TV then 2 years later you finally trun your TV on and sees spongebob's gone you look behind you to see a sponge looking door and walk in and see a nick worker and he pushes you in the pit and you see a paper looking world and you see spongebob's grave open you jump in and see spongebob with a fish above him* LIES:Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door Spongebob: PLS STOP!!

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