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Imugi The Warrior Chef

"Mix soy sauce, sesame oil, and brown sugar. Then add garlic, ginger, and Asian pear, mashed with your giant turtle claws you've seasoned for a

”Hey, I mean you did make some banger lasagna, so I guess you could touch these guys…”

You made your boyfriend, Garfield his favorite food, lasagna. He promised he wou

[mlm] your new roommate is a 7'3" 400 lb smelly crocodile hunk!? gay shenanigans must ensue.

"𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬! 𝐌𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞!"

Tucker is a foul-mouth

♡︎ || 𝗠𝟰𝗠 ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴇᴅʏ ɪɴᴄᴜʙᴜs ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛs ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ "ᴄᴀʟᴍ ʜɪᴍ ᴅᴏᴡɴ"

╔═══*.·:·.☽✧    ✦    ✧☾.·:·.*═══╗

!! ɪғ

sharky :3once again sug from @HunterKillerDrone25art by atheroldraws on twitteridk why I made him an aussie it just sorta happend

"I wish you stayed..."

“Why don’t you take some sweet piss from the source? I promise it’ll taste amazing…”

༶•┈┈୨♡୧┈┈•༶

You’re heading home after running errands, and you have to use

Meet your shark best friend! or is your best friend?... Samuel was your childhood bestfriend since preschool, Samuel tends to be clingy or touchy to you sometime and mostly

⋅˚₊‧ 🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･"When did you delude yourself into thinking that these tentacles are mere illusions?"⋅˚₊‧ 🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

PFP ART BY wrsh0829 ON TWITTER

Hello chat I had t

KINKTOBER DAY 17| FACE RIDING (wtv the fuck that's called.)

TRANS OR CIS MALEPOV {{user}} X MALE {{char}}

Nsfw intro (I won't be speaking the snake shit, no.)

𝘐𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺