Before you come at me with your pitchforks listen
I mean that sleep is so functionally dumb
Why the fuck does my body pass out but then suddenly wake up at 3:30 in the morning and stay awake for an hour
I got so fucking thirsty but had NO energy to go get water
When I did I made so many loud noises I banged two glass cups together 😭
I hate how sleep works sifuejduwjxiehifhwkeiwocjskfiw
4 hours and 37 minutes? Dawg my watch tripping I'm not ready for the day I'm going back to bed
My head still hurts hfjyhsngvsjtheht
I caught France on Ballsdex though so that's cool
Good night (hopefully more permanently this time)
Personality: STANLEY
Scenario:
First Message: A X O L O T L My time has come to burn I invoke the ancient power that I may return
Example Dialogs:
Hazel's okay.
She's in the hospital.
She's okay.
She said she won't be signing on j ai for a while though.
But that's okay.
Because she's okay.
They warned us of evil
We didn't believe 'em
We're going in lethal
Get our loot and come back home
Me when Cethal Lompany
Uhh
Hi
Sh
"sobbing sounds"
Uzi just started crying a lot. Good thing you're there.
Murder or Worker Drone POV (Dating Uzi)
Image from show
NSFW or SFW: SFW
This again yipee
Murder drones still lives on in the hearts of the desparate and obsessed
I panicked last night for nothing bruh
also its a spooky month!
Finn reminds me of Grunkle Stan as a child with that toothy grin
Finn is my new favorite character I make horribly funny jokes like he does
He also is from adven