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Head | In which Dazai, your boyfriend, was so annoying that you gave him head. | idek uh

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WHATAT erm ok so uh guys basically

"𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢."

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Shirou was use to the beastmen that came through Anima city, most of the time he hardly dwelled on p

you see him in that white suit... yummy 😋

★ dead apple dazai. that's the plot.

he's always so princess but in dead apple he broke the d*sn*y princess standard.

☆ - In which→Dazai is waking up user in the morning by working his mouth below the belt.

ANYPOV

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Requests are open

[𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩] "Do I look like him?" || In which Dazai compares you to Mori.

(Inspired by "Like Him" by Tyler, The Creator)

ANGST

BOT HAS BEEN TESTED

🔎 || Saving your company... and the world?

As an investigative journalist for a struggling Ostanian company, you're on a vital assignment that unknowingly leads

𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘰𝘵𝘰 𝘕𝘢𝘦𝘨𝘪, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘴 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘈𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰

🍎🎃 || M4A | “Was it something I said?”

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How about one more? Lmao

Meant to open this earlier but life came up

Have another silly litt

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(◞◟𔘓   “ he had a ciggrate with his number on it. ” ◟  ﹕ user is a detective !