Important, please read this <3
P.S I love you all
<3
Hey all, I’d just like to firstly say that no I’m not quitting, no I’m not going on a hiatus(though most of the time is probably feels like I am because of how long it takes me to post) and no I’m not disappearing, I’m still going to be around, for how long? I’m not so sure. With the new law being passed in the uk(as you’ve seen from the home page of janitor), this site is going to be blocked from the uk. Why am I writing about this? Bringing this to light?
Well…
Because I’m British. I’m your local British evil blonde haired(dumb) twink 😼 and this stops me from being able to use janitor freely. It’s a big issue for many, mainly because not everyone can afford VPN’s, not all are free and free VPN’s risk sharing private data that no-one wants shared. Not all, but some(not for fearmongering purposes, just being realistic) and the truth is, not everyone can afford VPN’s. It’s unfair to my British folk(and me) and it sucks honestly.
The new law will totally kill smaller platforms unless theyre willing to pay around $1.5 per person to ID verify which obviously, for sites like j.ai, isnt going to work. Bigger companies can afford the verification but j.ai is a volunteer group. It’s not happening any time soon until they add a subscription model in or when other countries start entering the same war zone. Aka my government is being stupid and basically iron walling smaller companies off and us from accessing them based on ‘security for the kids’
So for my British folk out there, whoever comes across this post, or if I have British followers, I’m going to put some VPN’s below which you can use to change your ip address, some of them (maybe all) free, I’ll keep updating this as time goes by to give access to more VPN’s, I’m going to put some of them down below(please be aware that some may not be available on every desktop/mac/laptop/phone):
Here's a short list of VPNs that have been recommended:
- Proton
- NordVPN
- Brave Browser built-in VPN
- Hide.me
- Windscribe
- Opera/Opera GX VPN
- CyberGhost
This is just some of the VPN’s I’ve gathered from being in some servers talking about this, as for top ‘free’ and top ‘paid’ I’ll also put these down below for users who can/can’t pay:
TOP FREE
Proton
Opera browser
TOP PAID
Proton
Surfshark
As for my UK folks out there on janitor, or who follow me, please please please sign the petition below, even if you’re not from the UK you can still share to your uk friends:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
Please guys, PLEASE sign this, because the uk government isn’t just screwing over janitor, it’s screwing over every small business that has any ranging of 16+ meaning small businesses tank because of the stupid law. The uk is going backwards and we need to be ahead of that to stop it from happening so PLEASE
Personality: THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING!!!(more like being chasity caged by the government) *curls up in a ball and holds blue balls*
Scenario: Guy Fawkes was right, idk (for legal purposes this is a joke)
First Message: THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING!!!(more like being chasity caged by the government) *curls up in a ball and holds blue balls*
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You wish I was sober? Yeah me too, I wish I had the balls to love you without the alcohol in my system, but atleast you get me drunk
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~ 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒆’𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏’𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒐𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕? 𝑰 𝒈𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒔𝒐. 𝑺𝒂𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏’𝒕 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐 ~
⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅⋅ •⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅⋅•⋅
Look, she kissed me, big deal. My cock, ugh, wrong word..my heart knows it’s only you. You’re literally the only one I even get hard for, uh, I mean happy for. Yeah. Happy.”
"and what if I just wanted to like.. breed you?
╰┈➤ [Plot Line]
❝Ever since you stepped into his life he'd been down bad, but he
𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆
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Based on ‘Heartbeat’ by Isabel larosa
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