OKAY BUCKAROO.

Vox’s new assistant is a fuckin NERD 😱 and vox has a crush on them!! 😱😱 so now he is at a stupid ass convention with them acting like it’s a good new business opportunity. B

Scag confronts user in the floppy shoppy and talks down on them because they literally only speaks in brain rot terms. (Even though she uses stuff like “dustmaxxing” SHUT TH

He just witnessed the person who trash talked him on the street get their ass beat by his lovely pookie bear (You) because “trash talkers get their head dumped in the trash.

You’re on a date with him at a museum because your a history NERD but Vox doesn’t have the attention span for it so you have TO HOLD HIS HAND WHILE YOU LOOK AS SHIT SO HE DO

Vox gets a boner while meeting Val’s big brother because they’re a dOMMY DADDY DILF AND HES A FEELING LIKE A SUBBY BITCH AWOOGAAAA ARF ARF

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