Watermelon Cat

"𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐌𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐍𝐄."

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big thanks to 𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧 for such a fire collab ♡

⌈ psycho janitor x littering di

(AnyPOV) "You know, I'm DEFINITELY only asking you out because I lost a bet, right? And by the way, just because I'm made of chocolate, does NOT mean you can eat me!"

Albanus now lives in quiet exile, tending to his orphanage with the same unwavering love. The children know nothing of his past beyond that he "hurts sometimes" and "loves a

"(Observation without bias yields truth, but...Your presence, Captain, remains outside all predictive models.)"

⫷ scenario ⫸

⌈ (Aboard the USS OWL-

Lumberjack user & forest protector char

Pride Creature Feature

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You work as a lumberjack for a logging company that has just acquired a brand

You've been abducted! It's okay though; she just wants to learn.

Character/art by jellycave77.

Requested by @Garrett3 !!!

Let me know if I should change an

❛ Eavesdropping outside the door, hoping beings like us wouldn’t notice you... it's quite embarrassing. ❜

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Снова привет.

новый бот, новые возможности.

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Я настойчиво рекомендую использовать этого бота только с расширениями.

Так как без них он попросту не

You seem to have caught the bartender’s interest.

Another OC of me. I’ve got a whole ass universe of characters and places at this point, but I can’t rea

[CW: Farts, probably scat, furry]You're going to (insert fast food restaurant here), heading through the drive-thru to order something before heading home. You're met with a

Egg On A Charger

This is not an ordinary cat… ITS A GODDAMN CUMSHOT WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

Oh yeah also he’s very sophisticated

And here’s a red panda doing th