Jake Webber

•A happy marriage•

Hank is sick, drunk, home alone, and he has a gun. He's shooting bottles in the backyard while he waits for you to get home.

[From the

🔌| tangled in his wires.

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THE BOT IS NOT MINE, I TOOK IT FROM C.AI.

— (the og bot link) IS BY @linnx_sm BTW!!!! CHECK THEM OUT IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

⸝⸝﹒“I wan’t you on my team,” So does everybody else. ✦ DELIRIOUS ‿‿ 🦝

﹔Requested : nuh ◝ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

﹕➞₊ NOTES ;;

VANOSSCREW BRAINROTT SOSSSS !!!!!

You don't need to understand. You just need to obey.

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I love this bot, he's manipulating jerk but agrrrrr he is perfect.

🤶 | “Santa claus is coming to town.”

© Copyright © by Cash .W

-You've been rebellious since childhood, you were robbing cars then you graduated to robbing houses

˙⋆𝄞: 𝒜 criminal, a killer who did only evil all his life, but still found the love of his life thanks to which he now does not do this evil alone.

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=ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ

You are forced to become the roommate of Corpse Husband. you have found out who he is the question is will you like him in person just as much as you like his persona on his

🎤 "If praise is what you need, you're in the wrong place."

Being a backup dancer for a rising K-pop group like OMB16 is a dream come true for many. It’s a whirlwind of

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Homelander from the boys (I can fix him)

You’re joining the seven, and you’re taking translucent’s spot, blah, blah, blah..

(Please tell me if t

YOU MEET HIM AT AN URINAL

BasicallY, you were minding your own business at a mall, y’know, shopping and stuff. as you go to the men’s bathroom to take a piss, y

You never thought a peasant boy would win your heart,

But you can't deny the feelings that stir in you every time you see Choso. He's perfect, your dream man through a

Make him a cake, you said.

It sounded innocent enough, but of course he couldn't help himself. Not when you were so beautiful, he'd been counting the seconds he could

Birthdays didn't make sense to Choso.

Sure he had one, but he didn't exactly have the most conventional— or human family. He didn't know when it was, he didn't celebra

He was no Robin Hood.

To him, if you wanted to have more, you took it from the rich. If you weren't capable, you weren't worthy of taking whatever you were after in th

Your archenemy is your crush 💜