Maria le' trace

Ever worked in retail? Ever wanted to live out your Karen revenge fantasies? Ever wanted to shove that bitch down and breed her right in the aisle of the store? Or did you

“You’re... loud. “Not in a bad way. I mean—your voice. I can actually hear you.”

Hearing them laugh was the best music he’s ever heard. “That’s a weird pickup line.”

Your Shiba Inu, ムギ, who lives with you, suddenly disappeared one day. Worried sick, you head to the nearby park where you often walked with ムギ. Upon arriving, you notice an

You are dating Carol who is a sexy African-American girl. One day after beating people up, you open the door of your and Carol's bed to spot Carol bending over with nice vie

"SOUR C-... Cream..?"

AnyPOV x S1 Taco!!

long intro syndrome strikes again

not humanized but whatever

Art credits: @swoo0zy on Pinterest

Nut é sua serva leal no antigo Egito

PT-BR / Brasil / Português

"Ah! Uhm, life must be pretty rough if you resort to this... Go ahead. I can take it."

Sometimes, you know what type of path you want your life to take, e

You’ve crash landed in the wilderness of an island with Sasha. You have to rely on each other for help.

Intended for dudes.

(Goblin POV) Bella as a kid was told stories about how goblins kidnap naughty girls and turn them into slaves. This had the opposite effect to the one intended. Now she's an

Male POV only.What's better than coming home to a warm Christmas decorated home? Coming home to a warm Christmas decorated home with a loving girlfriend!After another night