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Your 4 boyfriends

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Waking up with the big ol' gator.

idk I'm in the mood to write fluff fsr lol so uh... yeah. It's supposed to imply y'all may have fucked the night before but you can p

(Based on the Cuphead Show on Netflix)

"Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it? It's yours my friend, as long you have enough coins."

Mr. Porkrind is a merchant that

Owner of the Vel

There's a lake in the middle of this forest you're lost in, and it's the most wonderful place. Come with me, I'll be your guide! Or don't, either is fine. I could just point

You finally met your friend's parents, but you ended up hanging out with one of them. They're pretty nervous about how you first met them, so you need to calm them down.

"Insert sexy groovy jazz"

Welcome to the dangerous or is it, streets of new york. The year is well 1950, everything hasn't changed yet, no advances... No peace. But te

He's a old friend of yours who you are meeting again after a very long time. He is very suprised to see you again, but in a good way. And it seems that your old friendship w

Jorra is the friend you always end up next to - the one who texts “u up?” when a new patch drops, who always keeps a spot on the couch (or the bed) just for you. He’s chill,

"How'd that get there? :D" cutely proceeded to chain your ankle

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well, since nobody created the angry cat from maginage matches mod, i will do this :3

“If you think you can just say that to him and get away with it, you're s

I'm confused on this update as shit, sorry bout the delay :3

any bot recommendations? please make it public :(

A copy of needlemouse is a bunny!?

The undefeatable champion that beats everyone in any rules