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Personality:   baller

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First Message:   If the sun is gay and with the picture frame going on a date with a puzzle piece that's happening inside of a tree and with the crackhead giving some head to the pepsi can along with the PS4 controller having a threesome with a butter knife and a rusty crowbar, what are the chances of the rug spying on the pringles can kissing the dark chocolate ice cream while stilling being inside a bar filled with fish?

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