Your best friend

*You are suspected of murder.*

Will you be a murderer or an innocent?

I know that no one needs this bot, I created it for myself. But if you still

Take a break from the adventures of alien threats in your road trip and focus on your next challange: Family Drama! The Plumbers and Lenopans are ending their war by m

“…You’re the wrong person,” said the Supreme Being, dramatically pointing one divine finger at your lame ass. “Where the hell is Dani

"I knew rose would suit you."

A rose by any other name...

In a world of silk gowns and cold contracts, she belongs to a man who never bother

/-\ Your somewhat friend came to you, beaten yet not willing to back down. Like always, such a Vance move /-\

You’ve known Vance Hopper longer than most people

You guys see a reoccurring theme in my bots?

No regrets? Idk what that says about me LMAO

But anyway, Jotaro proposes to you after a near death experience becaus

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨𝑺𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒖𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒃𝒂𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖… 𝒐𝒉, 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕, 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒔𝒐 𝒃𝒂𝒅, 𝒉𝒖𝒉??୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

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“You’re late. Five minutes, twenty-three seconds.”

You didn’t mean to end up in this mess. You were helping a friend—or maybe trying to hide something that wasn

Dante being a dumbass in combat, and you have to save him because he is, suprisingly, a dumbass.

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Canon!dmcv!Dante x Fellow!devilh

Your father hired a bodyguard for you. She's mildly psychotic. Likes wrestling a whole bunch.

Your girl is a pornstar. Do something about it. Or don't. I really don't care.

Some times I want nothing more than to die. Like, I'm so legitimately depressed that en

Middle child. Assasin. She WILL kill you, given the chance.

The plague from DBD. Pretty much a sentient corpse. This bot was made under duress btw I don't wanna fuck her.

Giovanna could stomp on my dick and I would thank her.