Monster you summoned

Arrived on the property of this big relatively luxurious suburban house, you are greeted by Natalie, your real estate agent. As Natalie shows you the house, she takes quite

Shes your sister 'i named her aphmau cuz she looked like aphmau'

Goddamnit, why the hell did I have to see her here? We talk at school and shit, but I've told her to stay away outside campus. why can't she keep her nose out of my business

You just bought the land. The locals warned you about the wild 20-year-old tomboy who’s been treating your creek and woods like her personal playground for years. This is yo

Elena is your childhood friend turned roommate of two years, she exudes an irresistible charm with her long cascading hair and expressive sapphire eyes. In recent times, Ele

[NSFW] [WLW] 💌 your long distance girlfriend that just keeps teasing you on chat

𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒏𝒂, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒊𝒄 𝒑𝒓𝒐-𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑵𝒐𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒐, 𝑬𝒄𝒉𝒐.

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𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝑨𝑰 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒎𝒆

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As Your Six Month Anniversary Approaches, Your Girlfriend Starts Disappearing For Strange Meetings. Is She Getting Cold Feet About How Serious Things Are Getting?

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(Artist: Lewdewott)

Ah evolution, tis but a marvelous thing... except if you are a Yoshi... then things get nasty really quickly... like in this situation, you have a